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#1

Posted 28 October 2017 - 04:24 PM

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FACADE THEME CHANGE PIPS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE, IT SEEMS
 
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FREE CANDY SHORTAGE DISCORD CREATION ELICITS MEMBER PURGE WITHIN VAN SOCIETY

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PAVLE BETS ON THE GLOBE "WE'RE GONNA WIN BEST CREW TWO YEARS IN A ROWABOMINATION AGAINST GOD LAUDED BY LIVEJOKER AS "GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD"DEADITES EPIPHANY - "A YEAR AGO I LIKED THIS F*CKHOLE OF A SITE AND NOW CAN BARELY STAND LOGGING ON HERE"

 
 
 
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  • EMPLOYEE LETHARGY AND LOW SALES HAMMER ZAIBATSU SHARES
LATEST PRICES
 
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GANGS WEEKLY NEEDS YOU!

1) ARE YOU MODERATELY FUNNY?
2) DO YOU LIKE FORUM SHENANIGANS?
3) DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF TO MAKE JOKES AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS?
4) ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, BACON?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO THE FIRST 3 QUESTIONS AND ANYTHING ABOVE A NINE FOR THE 4TH, YOU COULD REPORT FOR GANGS WEEKLY! SEND US A TELEGRAM
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#2

Posted 28 October 2017 - 04:37 PM Edited by Arrow, 28 October 2017 - 04:38 PM.

10/10. Great read. Would fall asleep again. Glad to see this back.

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#3

Posted 28 October 2017 - 04:53 PM Edited by Kalvin, 28 October 2017 - 05:02 PM.

why aren't i mentioned am i not relevant any more? f*ck
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#4

Posted 28 October 2017 - 04:53 PM

Aaay it's back! 

 

 


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#5

Posted 28 October 2017 - 04:55 PM

ohey im mentioned

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#6

Posted 28 October 2017 - 05:31 PM

why aren't i mentioned am i not relevant any more? f*ck

You were never relevant.

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Posted 28 October 2017 - 06:06 PM

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#8

Posted 28 October 2017 - 06:16 PM

I love you, guys.
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    estoy lista para ese trago.

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Posted 28 October 2017 - 06:52 PM Edited by YA BOY DIRT, 28 October 2017 - 06:53 PM.

893 GETS INTIMATE - TRAFFIC JAM LEADS TO REAR END COLLISION 

 

that footage is DOCTORED and you will be hearing from our lawyer SwiftRage.png

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#10

Posted 28 October 2017 - 08:06 PM

butthurt is only up 38%?

coulda' sworn it'd be higher...


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#11

Posted 28 October 2017 - 08:07 PM

i did not

 

have 

 

sexual relations with that woman

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#12

Posted 28 October 2017 - 08:23 PM

i did not
 
have 
 
sexual relations with that woman


But you wish you did!

Great issue, more please!

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#13

Posted 28 October 2017 - 10:50 PM Edited by R3CON, 28 October 2017 - 10:51 PM.

Yooo I literally busted out laughing reading this post.

Here! Here!

 

 

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Keep up the good work folks!

It's definitely appreciated.


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Posted 29 October 2017 - 04:59 AM

But you wish you did!

 

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#15

Posted 29 October 2017 - 11:55 PM

@Facade

 

Hi i'd like a cappuccino please thanks

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#16

Posted 30 October 2017 - 04:09 AM Edited by livejoker, 30 October 2017 - 04:27 AM.

Sharp, entertaining, and convincing --discursive, but with a sense of structure and control that Coppola hasn't achieved since.

That quote is said by Dave Kehr of the Chicago Reader about The Godfather. This Special Issue was okay too.

Spoiler

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#17

Posted 30 October 2017 - 10:15 AM

I rate this eight out of eight, mate.


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#18

Posted 30 October 2017 - 04:53 PM

Scandalously delicious.


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#19

Posted 31 October 2017 - 02:01 AM

Special indeed.

 

Spoiler

 

If you can't beat them, join them, right?


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#20

Posted 07 December 2017 - 09:30 PM

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TASTE THE COCK DIRTY TALK AND BELLEND PIC SPARKS DRAMA AMONG MEMBERS

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MATCH MADE IN HELL RANCH LOVING DIANA AND HOMETOWN LLAMA SHERIFF REGARDED AS HOTTEST COUPLE OF THE YEAR

 
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IN CUISINE AS HE "MISSES A REGULAR DOSE
OF TELEVISED TESTICLE EATING IN HIS LIFE"


 
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893 does UNO...


... MEANWHILE, TONY DROPS THE BEAT

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SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!
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#21

Posted 07 December 2017 - 09:35 PM

boy what's up with that Red Dagger guy and his year-around xmas avatar, huh?

let's talk about it.

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:22 PM

These are garbage but i laughed at this.
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:36 PM

boy what's up with that Red Dagger guy and his year-around xmas avatar, huh?
let's talk about it.

well you see it's a fox with a santa hat and some wiggly lights
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#24

Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:41 PM

oh my!

is that animated snow falling from the sky? and icy breath forming at his maw?

 

the attention to detail is immaculate.

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:32 PM

hey i got mentioned again


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#26

Posted 08 December 2017 - 01:48 AM

Scag's salt business is pretty much picking up. Free samples can obtained around the Texas highways.

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Posted 08 December 2017 - 08:00 PM

Investigative journalism at its finest. I'm nominating this for a Walkley. Anyone that complains that modern
media is all just opinions fuelled by vested interests should just read this piece. So insightful and informative. 11/10

Scag's salt business is pretty much picking up. Free samples can obtained around the Texas highways.

I heard you can get free Arrow accounts off the side of the road too.
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Posted 09 December 2017 - 05:50 AM

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Make sure to buy, y'all, so I can make more monies! :santa:

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#29

Posted 09 December 2017 - 09:13 AM

Killzone will still be looking for the uno 20 years from now.

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#30

Posted 09 December 2017 - 11:18 AM

Late contender for toilet reading awards....

10/10 : More motions to this guaranteed.




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