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maoffense01
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#151

Posted 15 July 2015 - 02:20 PM

My Favorite of All Times:

 

 21.jpg  - This ped says "Punk-ass Bitch!".


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#152

Posted 18 July 2015 - 01:08 PM

CJ: After crashing his highjacked car,AH! You A**h**e my sh*t!

THAT MAKES ME LAUGH THAT MUCH THAT I START TOO CRY:P

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#153

Posted 29 July 2015 - 03:36 AM


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#154

Posted 06 August 2015 - 10:12 AM

"My mother's my sister"
... oops wrong game XD

(- GTA 3)

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#155

Posted 06 August 2015 - 01:11 PM

Kifflom! XD

"You're an asshole to the end, punk motherf*cker!" *Face Stomp*

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#156

Posted 16 August 2015 - 08:04 AM Edited by HackerDetected, 16 August 2015 - 08:05 AM.

Catalina: Yes CLAUDE!!! faster harder DEEPER!!! yes!!! yes!!! yes!!! lol  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  

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#157

Posted 28 August 2015 - 02:37 PM

i want a new fence
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#158

Posted 31 August 2015 - 04:03 AM

You been rollin around with PIGS or something?

Did someone die in your mouth?

That Haircut is out Mr.

That Tatto isn't finished right?

You've been marked by the devils!!


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#159

Posted 12 September 2015 - 10:23 PM

Ped: Go screw yourself.


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#160

Posted 16 September 2015 - 05:15 AM

Aztecas Annoying CJ :- Were you at grove street hiding again??

Ballas Annoying CJ :- Grove Street mama suck my D**k!!

Traids - F**khead!!


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#161

Posted 19 September 2015 - 01:58 PM

My personal favourite goes to.
 
Officer Tenpenny to CJ:

Carl, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t gangbanging cocksucker!
 

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#162

Posted 28 September 2015 - 04:32 AM

Ken Rosenberg: Hey, just like old times, huh, Tommy?
Carl Johnson: Who the f*** is Tommy?
............
Carl Johnson: Can you shoot?
The Truth: Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!
..........
Catalina: Are you going to fight for my love?
Carl Johnson: No. I can take rejection.
..........
Carl Johnson: Oh sh*t! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!
..........
Cop: I'm gonna kick your ass, and then I'm gonna f*** it!
...........
Big Smoke: C'mon. Let's bounce.
...........
Carl Johnson: Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

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#163

Posted 28 September 2015 - 08:52 AM Edited by lil weasel, 28 September 2015 - 08:53 AM.

Seems to be more Taboo language, than "Funny" quotes.

There is a difference between being funny and getting a laugh because it is "naughty".


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#164

Posted 15 February 2016 - 06:45 PM

Post here some funny quotes you've heard coming from gang members or some other ped.  :lol:

 


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#165

Posted 15 February 2016 - 07:01 PM

hahaha

 

"that might be illegal cj" XD


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#166

Posted 21 May 2016 - 05:57 AM

Sup Yall!

 

I am a former pc SA Player And now i switched to android...

 

so today i went to place where barbara's police station picked her up and went did up the usuals and then engaged into wanted mode!

 

seeing that i was having a police rancher chasing me i was running for dear life... :panic:

and then i hit up a wall and CJ Fell down! Cops Came Busted Cj And They Had A Conversation while the busted screen came -

 

COP - HA! NOW YOU ARE GONNA SIT UP IN PRISON!

CJ - WATCH YOU RAN OUTTA DOUGHNUTS???!!!

 

This line was so epic , that whenever i think about i laugh still my stomach hurts! :lol:

 

-Cheers!


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#167

Posted 21 May 2016 - 05:58 AM

Sup Yall!

 

I am a former pc SA Player And now i switched to android...

 

so today i went to place where barbara's police station picked her up and went did up the usuals and then engaged into wanted mode!

 

seeing that i was having a police rancher chasing me i was running for dear life... :panic:

and then i hit up a wall and CJ Fell down! Cops Came Busted Cj And They Had A Conversation while the busted screen came -

 

COP - HA! NOW YOU ARE GONNA SIT UP IN PRISON!

CJ - WATCH YOU RAN OUTTA DOUGHNUTS???!!!

 

This line was so epic , that whenever i think about i laugh still my stomach hurts! :lol:

 

-Cheers!


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#168

Posted 21 May 2016 - 02:32 PM

This game is full of funny quotes. The entire game is just a huge parody, people talk funny sh*t all the time. You can search about police quotes or ped quotes from GTA SanAndreas on Youtube, You will be amazed how creative the voice actors were.

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#169

Posted 17 October 2017 - 04:46 PM Edited by lil weasel, 17 October 2017 - 11:26 PM.

EDIT: << new topic merged to existing Topic >>
Random guy: ,,Hello there.''
Random girl: ''Good to see you.''
Random guy: ''You tried juggling with knives?''
Random girl: ,,Not yet but I been meaning to.''
Random guy: ,,It was a pleasure talking to you.''
Random girl: ,,Bye loser. ''
 
seconds later
 
Random guy: ,,Hello sweet lady.''
Random girl 2: ,,Hey there.''
Random guy: ,,I apologise for my bad breath.''
 
 
I always feel im the only sane person in SanAndreas.
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#170

Posted 17 October 2017 - 05:57 PM

Hilarious as f*ck, that is what they are in GTA:SA lmao.



WTF??! "The city is full of lights this time of year" is this what he said ?

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#171

Posted 17 October 2017 - 07:30 PM

I love this game, feels so alive with those details.

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#172

Posted 27 October 2017 - 02:05 AM

"I've got crabs the size of a baseball."

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#173

Posted 06 November 2017 - 11:10 AM

Helicopter cops

 

  • Put your hands up, it’s over!
  • Pilot: There is he, shoot him!
  • Co-Pilot: Why I always have to do the f*cking Killing?!
  • Pilot: Because I'm a pacifist! Kill him!




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