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One Man Standing
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#31

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:02 AM

Anybody wondering? The other six topics of this title have broken links or have otherwise disappeared.

Really? I've never heard of this. How? crap... What if similar happens to mine?


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#32

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:35 AM

Found one still working.

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#33

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:44 AM

Nice work LW. Although, isn't this topic ancient?

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#34

Posted 23 July 2014 - 07:55 AM Edited by lil weasel, 23 July 2014 - 07:56 AM.

This is an Olde Game.
Many questions can be answered with the FORUM TOOL: SEARCH.
Always SEARCH before making a ‘new’ topic.
If your SEARCH contains words of less than Four letters use Bing/GOOGLE.


All too many people have a hissy-fit based only on the age of the post. Giving no regard to the content and relativity of the subject of the Topic and the post being made.
Much information is or may be contained in the 'olde' topics and shouldn't be lost by putting a lock on it. New topics only allow the same old information to be repeated, again with no net gain.

So, Merging the New with the Olde solves the problems...
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#35

Posted 23 July 2014 - 02:30 PM

Jesus, now some "gangster OG" claims topic! they might've just warned me...

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#36

Posted 23 July 2014 - 03:01 PM

some of my favourites;

Tenpenny: We own you Carl, we can sh*t on you from such height you`ll think god himself has crapped on you

Pulaski: (his last request) can i f*ck your sister? (i don`t know why so many characters in SA so desperatly want to bang Kendl tough

Salvatore: You two bit backstabing piece of eggplant sh*t.

Salvatore (in the introduction movie) to Johny Sindacco: Then i`ve meant it, your mother is a f*cking transvestite! LOL at this one

Toreno: There is some russian spy, a fat Boris looking guy who want to put a price on your head. Russian style, calipers on the genitals, feels good you`d love it

Some fat whore to CJ when he drives crap car: they let you drive this sh*t out of a junkyard?

some ped to buffed CJ: You lift weights, i lift joints

 

and many more, this game had the best quotations out of all GTA series.


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#37

Posted 23 July 2014 - 04:57 PM Edited by BassicalyDrunK, 23 July 2014 - 04:57 PM.

CJ when his car gets hit by another: Did you steal your license?!

OG Loc: I'm gangstah!

Big Smoke: I'll have 2#9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip,a #7, two #45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

Ryder: Yeah, yeah I got it - Ninja style! Right... COME OUT YOU OLD BASTARD! 

But of all GTAs, my favourite quote is Claude's one: ...............


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#38

Posted 23 July 2014 - 06:58 PM

Lol my favourite quote is in the radio station WCTRr when lazlow is talking to a guy with a deep voice:

The guy: lazlow, when was the last time you got laid?, I got laid by twins, the each layed an egg, and I formed out of them

Lazlow: speaking of lies....hey wait!!I'm not an egg man!!
Lol I laught every time =))

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#39

Posted 24 July 2014 - 08:51 PM

Ryder : "Grove Street OG's come to make some damage!"

Big Smoke: "I will have two number 9's, a number 9 is large, a number 47, a number 6 with extra sip, a number 8 and a laaaaaarge soda!"

CJ: "You are so kind!" When CJ steals money from a corpse.

Catalina: "Tiny Ball İdiota!"

CJ: "My mother said don't talk with strangers!"
Toreno: "And look what happened that bitch! Now, listen me!"

Ammu-nation's Buyer: "The revolution is coming!!"

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#40

Posted 02 August 2014 - 10:06 PM

"Well what you going to do if Ballas roll through, throw shoes at them?"
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Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:10 AM Edited by FeisalAR, 30 August 2014 - 10:22 AM.

Small bits from "Entertaining America" hosted by Lazlow on WCTR:

 

Lazlow : "O'Glock, how are you?"

OG Loc: "O'Glock?? It's O-G-Loc! You hear me, playa?"

 

 

Lazlow : "You keep saying, 'Home from the streets'. You know what dude, everyone has a street in front of their house. It doesn't make you cool."

OG Loc: "Oh, we got a comedian, huh? You got scraps home bitch? You down? You mark-ass bitch, punk, trick, busta, fool!"

 

 

OG Loc: "You're a busta fool. Luckily, you're not dead 'cause I'm also a pimp! Including you, I'll pimp anything! You hear me, playa?"

Lazlow:  "Yes, I hear you, you'll pimp anything. But you know, it's kinda like my dream to sleep with housewives."

OG Loc: "Are you dissin' my hos, bitch?"

Lazlow: "Uh, no, no. Your hos are bitches! Your hos are bitches! Look, please, don't shoot me, homie!"

 

 

Lazlow            : "You guys run around chanting 'Lip balm'."

Chris Formage: "It's 'Kifflom'."

Lazlow            : "Well, whatever. Both sound addicting to me."

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#42

Posted 30 August 2014 - 10:23 AM Edited by lil weasel, 31 August 2014 - 04:04 AM. caution for off topic reply.

Lol my favourite quote is in the radio station WCTRr when lazlow is talking to a guy with a deep voice:

The guy: lazlow, when was the last time you got laid?, I got laid by twins, the each layed an egg, and I formed out of them

Lazlow: speaking of lies....hey wait!!I'm not an egg man!!
Lol I laught every time =))

 

That ''fat guy'' is Chris Formage , he's also in GTAV

 

EDIT: <<Your off topic response is to a “Dead” member (hasn’t been seen since july).

Best to make that kind of contact via PM. Also “fat guy” he said “guy with a deep voice”, which doesn’t make him “fat”. >> {lw


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#43

Posted 06 September 2014 - 07:27 PM

I'll be laughing on your grave kid. - Biker


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#44

Posted 06 September 2014 - 08:09 PM

I won't even steal one of those, when i was driving a Sentinel that was modded into a Viper.

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#45

Posted 07 September 2014 - 11:57 PM

CJ: Grove Street. Home. At least it was before I f*cked everything up.


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#46

Posted 08 September 2014 - 12:00 PM

 

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge! 


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#47

Posted 08 September 2014 - 02:12 PM Edited by DeadGamer1999, 08 September 2014 - 02:13 PM.

ballas member when you hit his car:

 

"yo foo' this my momas car man"

 

grove street member when you dont move your car:

 

"my grandmoma drive faster then that" LOL :p

 

police helicopter pilot:

 

"i can see my house from here"


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#48

Posted 09 September 2014 - 02:24 PM Edited by lil weasel, 09 September 2014 - 04:03 PM. merged topics.

EDIT << Merged similar topics >>

 

For my is in the final missions when tempenny say:
You motherf*cker piece of sh*t gangbanger cocksucker....loooooool this make me laugh but wich speak for you is epic?


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#49

Posted 09 September 2014 - 02:29 PM

There's already a topic about this.

http://gtaforums.com...entry1066152286

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#50

Posted 09 September 2014 - 02:34 PM

There's already a topic about this.

http://gtaforums.com...entry1066152286

Bu this not a "funny quotes" and yes,a epic speak of character :)

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#51

Posted 16 September 2014 - 08:55 PM

That dude with the 80 shirt in orange and black...

 

He's like "Man, them white boys had me on crystal meth"

he also references weed but not sure on the quote exactly.. 


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#52

Posted 18 September 2014 - 10:47 AM

My favorite is Random ped - My crabs are the size of baseballs!


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#53

Posted 21 September 2014 - 02:22 PM

Catalina "He didn't only drive. He also satisfied me. Fully."

CJ "Advantages of a stick shift, I guess."

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#54

Posted 29 September 2014 - 04:36 PM

Ryder Keep up motherf*cker

Manager i know balla ogs they will f*ck you up so badly

Cesar look cj nitros!


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#55

Posted 29 September 2014 - 05:02 PM

'What's the matter, CJ? Can't keep up with the fat man?'

'Right back in the game, eh, dog?'

'Weekend soldiers, CJ! No match for Grove St. homies!'

'You chose her, I'm stuck with her'- CJ to Cesar on Kendl

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#56

Posted 29 September 2014 - 05:41 PM

Carl: Do you know that I`m black,right? And not chinese?

Woozie: I`m blind Carl,not stupid

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#57

Posted 29 September 2014 - 07:55 PM

All the Drive Thru mission is very funny and Episilon at WCTR.All the DJ's were fun to listen


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#58

Posted 30 September 2014 - 12:51 AM

Cops when trying to bust you: "Stop, we just wanna talk", yea right, talk, lol.

Also: "Did someone die in your mouth?"


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#59

Posted 30 September 2014 - 07:09 PM

Taxi Driver Ped in LV : Heeey,turn your brain on buddy !


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#60

Posted 30 September 2014 - 07:29 PM

"Ohhh Berkley... Who the f*ck is Berkley?"

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