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[GTAO] Stupid Pleasures That Make You Chuckle

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Shadowfennekin
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#31

Posted 6 days ago

Seeing a small group of players in the same crew and f*cking with them.

It's oh so much fun!


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#32

Posted 6 days ago

LOL at punching fat people 

Dentist's Bills

Jumping from one ledge to another knowing that the gap is slightly too big and so my character faceplants the other ledge, ragdolling onto the floor.

 

Suckerpunch

Punching the fat people on Vespucci beach from behind so they drop their icecream, or I make their hat/glasses fly off.

 

Have A Nice Day

Making a perfect smiley face by doing burnouts/wheelspins

 

Stock Car Racer

Seeing how much damage I can do to an NPC car before I destroy it completely.

(Goes hand-in-hand with; Stripped Naked - Seeing if I can smash all the panels, hood and trunk off of a car by crashing it without destroying it totally)

 

Sparklers

Shooting out two or more tyres and seeing how fast/far I can drive before losing control

 

Practice Makes Perfect

Trying to get that perfect slide round a corner in your car

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#33

Posted 6 days ago

 

PV Relocation

 

While flying a Cargobob, look for people busy in a clothes or gun shop. If you can find their personal vehicle outside, pick it up and deposit it on the roof of the store before they notice you are there and watch to see how they react to not being able to figure out where their car is.

 

For players with bikes left outside, you can also purposefully park your own personal vehicle on top of their bike so they can't pick their bike up.

 

Now that's how you grief.

I'm loading in now to have a go at this! haha

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#34

Posted 6 days ago

Police Emergency

 

Making Civilians or Gang Members aggressive and Red Blip on Map, who are going to punch or shoot you. Then ring up or dial, 911 for Emergency Contact then Police. A Police Car would arrive onto scene, like 15 seconds later and then lat the attacker hit you. The Police Officers will gun them down. 

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#35

Posted 6 days ago

A variant of PV Relocation OR the "How did I get here?"

 

If I see an AFK player sitting in a car I pick the up with the cargobob and put them on roofs or the most random locations. (sometimes even places they won't get out of without destroying their car)

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#36

Posted 6 days ago

Clean the place and make some fresh air before a date arrives

Cautiously and meticulously remove all these ridiculous flying bikes from a lobby until there are none left, so we can finally play between respectable people
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#37

Posted 6 days ago

Coming back to my game and seeing my character getting air-humped by two, sometimes three males. Then setting off a stickie in my hand.

*coitus interruptus*
 
This has happened so many times and I suspect it's a good portion of my pathetic K/D.


How often does this happen?? Im shocked they arent straight up AFK killing you.

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#38

Posted 6 days ago

Insurgent Madness:  Constantly ramming NPC cars with very high speed and watching them crash or completely disintegrate. Fun times!


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#39

Posted 6 days ago

 

 

 

PV Relocation

 

While flying a Cargobob, look for people busy in a clothes or gun shop. If you can find their personal vehicle outside, pick it up and deposit it on the roof of the store before they notice you are there and watch to see how they react to not being able to figure out where their car is.

 

For players with bikes left outside, you can also purposefully park your own personal vehicle on top of their bike so they can't pick their bike up.

I love to use my DeathDuke to push the cars away, trying to park them at a parking lot. Or better yet if he steals a car and starts chasing I aim for the highway as the DOD can reach a decent speed when pushing a car and then laugh as the player throws stickies only to hit his own car :D

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#40

Posted 6 days ago

A variant of PV Relocation OR the "How did I get here?"

 

If I see an AFK player sitting in a car I pick the up with the cargobob and put them on roofs or the most random locations. (sometimes even places they won't get out of without destroying their car)

 

I fly them out to one of the islands and drop them there lol

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#41

Posted 6 days ago

party pooper

Let NPCs fight each other and call the cops so they shoot the winner.

 

defend the store

Rob a store. Stay in the store and wait for the cops. Defend the store as long as possible.

 

gangs vs cops

go into gang territory and call the cops. Watch the gun fight while drinking beer.

 

cargobob-bombing

Idle player in passive mode? Drop a car on him. You have to take out Ballas, Lost, etc.? Do it by dropping cars on them. Someone is doing PP? Hook up a police car with cops still inside, go passive and drop it on his yacht.

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#42

Posted 5 days ago

If anyone gets any of these "achievments" then throw a video of it in here. Would be funny to see some of these in action!


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#43

Posted 5 days ago

The Clean the place and make some fresh air before a date arrives had lots of examples here :

http://gtaforums.com...e-thread/page-1

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#44

Posted 5 days ago

The best I've managed was a 6 pedestrian brawl on the pier

Awesome!! The best I've managed was a three transvestite brawl over at the night club (across from LSC).
You can see pics of it in this thread, on page 2! Enjoy!

I only noticed them stood outside the club a week or two ago, haha I had to take a snap.

Give it a go on the pier, more people stood around in little groups & closer together. I haven't done it for a couple of weeks, I'll have to pay a visit to the pier tonight.

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#45

Posted 5 days ago

I like to harass other players in vehicles with my Duke O' Death while spamming the clown horn. It's super hilarious to see how they try to escape my ramming ultimately crashing and ending up getting rammed over and over again. A few times their cars have actually exploded when I rammed them enough.

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#46

Posted 5 days ago Edited by hotrats773, 5 days ago.

Coming back to my game and seeing my character getting air-humped by two, sometimes three males. Then setting off a stickie in my hand.

*coitus interruptus*
 
This has happened so many times and I suspect it's a good portion of my pathetic K/D.

How often does this happen?? Im shocked they arent straight up AFK killing you.
Oh they do that too. Sometimes though, I catch them in mid-hump and put an end to it.

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#47

Posted 4 days ago

Faulty Aircraft

 

When someone steals my Hydra or I gift them, and takes off at some distance. Simply dial Pegasus again and request another Hydra, or set Personal Aircraft Access to No-One. The stolen Hydra will malfunction and stop working, or will simply kick them out. It's fun when seeing they committed suicide.  :whistle:

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#48

Posted 4 days ago

Realistic Raid
Starting up “Base Invaders”, assaulting the base using a Insurgent Pick-Up Custom with two people inside, with an Buzzard air support unit (Backup Helicopter), using Airstrikes, no Ballistic Armour, and having backup come with 2 Savages 2 1/2 minutes later.

Hangar Defense
Slip into FZ with a APC or Insurgent Pick-Up, and defend the North Hangar from onslaughts of soldiers using Airstrikes, Backup Helis, and Ballistic Armour as needed.

Surprise Attack
Having 2 Cargobobs (marine variant) carrying 2 APCs with drivers and gunners (6 players in total) go OTR and fly in low to the city and drop both flanking an area of tryhards and wiping them out, then rinsing and repeating.

Hardened Headhunting
Using only a Mesa and a Carbine Rifle MK. II, eliminate all 4 targets and their bodyguards. 1 death is permitted before the challenge is “failed”.

Bay Escape
Emulating “Cover Blown”, flee from Paleto Bay in a MOC with no gunners to Los Santos International without dying once at a 5 star wanted level.
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#49

Posted 4 days ago Edited by TheFroggmann, 4 days ago.

I've posted these before but I just love doing them... 

 

 

 

Mariachi bowling:

 

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Russian (Cab) Roulette:

 

I go in passive to go make a sammich or some more coffee and call a cab. Just to see if I get blown up... 

 

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I get disappointed 7 times out of 10. The GTA community is getting soft. 

 

 

 

Safe!

 

Typically with a wanted level I'll take a flying leap into the entrance corona for my MC businesses/hangar/bunker. 

 

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Squashed

 

After squashing the front/rear/both of a car I'll drive it around for S&G. For added fun I will "find" a star or two:

 

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#50

Posted 3 days ago

I like to kick NPC cars and have them chase me. They'll chase you around the entire map if you let them, but damn is it funny when they crash into something when they attempt to RAM you. I had this one time where me and this guy ramped off of that big Boulder/rock right next to the prison break, and I came down and landed. I was wondering where the guy was cause he hadn't landed yet. I looked up, and he nosedived and exploded right next to me, killing me on the spot.

sh*t's fun though, especially around the dam, and having truckers chase you.
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#51

Posted 3 days ago Edited by jerryinohio78, 3 days ago.

Pissing off one of the 200 preteen moderators makes me chuckle.

Same can be said to the hunter lover.

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#52

Posted 3 days ago

Squashed

 

After squashing the front/rear/both of a car I'll drive it around for S&G. For added fun I will "find" a star or two:

 

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How'd you squash it like that?


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#53

Posted 3 days ago

what used to be a pleasure for me in my 360 days was when i see a random go into a store i would shoot at them! :lol:


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#54

Posted 3 days ago

Griefers who are really bad at griefing...

then accuse you of modding when you kill them or they can't kill you.

 

ElSonodito= me driving recklessly either off jumps or down crowded sidewalks.

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#55

Posted 3 days ago

Russian (car) roulette:

Start an MC and fill it up with as many players as possible. Make sure team kill/damage is off. Grab a car off the street (any car) and find an open space or rooftop where the police will leave you alone. Everyone pulls out the heavy revolvers and takes turns putting a round into the vehicle.

Whoever deals the final round that blows the car... erm.. wins.
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#56

Posted 3 days ago

I like to use a van to abduct people and then take them to some place where I stab and burn them.

 

Another one is shooting a hooker in the passenger seat so they don't leave or aiming a gun at them getting them all scared so it turns into a kidnapping lmao.

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#57

Posted 3 days ago

 

Squashed

 

After squashing the front/rear/both of a car I'll drive it around for S&G. For added fun I will "find" a star or two:

 

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How'd you squash it like that?

 

 

 

My buddy dropped a tank on it. 

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#58

Posted A day ago

 

Practice Makes Perfect

Trying to get that perfect slide round a corner in your car

 

I swear there was a day when I got that perfect slide, it was in a Karin BeeJay XL, down by Vespucci Canal, trying to avoid the police.

 

Thank you for reminding me that there was one good day in my life haha

 

 

SO close.

Almost got it spot on.

 

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#59

Posted A day ago Edited by CuteFaceJay, A day ago.

I'm a simple man with simple needs, Pedestrian bowling with my car....

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Posted A day ago Edited by smokingndriving, A day ago.

Sitting on my Yacht with a bounty and having proximity mines across the deck where the boats are anchored. Inevitably, I hear the sound of a boat speeding towards me because so few people in this game are subtle.

 

What's particularly amusing is that they just keep trying.

 

I swear, a lot of the player base is summarized by this 31 second "Simpsons" clip from about 12 seconds in to the end. 

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