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Funniest ways you've failed missions: GTA IV.

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Posted 26 September 2017 - 07:00 PM

Considering that i don't see any mission failed threads around here, i thought i'd like to share how you've failed missions weirdly in GTA IV.

 

The Ballad Of Gay Tony: Party's Over.

While shooting Bulgarins men outside Maisonette 9, i throw a sticky bomb, only for it to abruptly explode and kill me.

I found out that it exploded because it made contact with water from a fire hydrant.

 

Remember kids! Sticky Bombs and water don't mix!

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Posted 26 September 2017 - 08:34 PM Edited by jaljax, 26 September 2017 - 08:40 PM.

Ladies Half Price (TBOGT)

Killed Niko

Diamonds Deal (Museum)
Killed Niko and same with Johnny, but for some reason in this mission I killed them both at the same time once and my game froze lol

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Posted 26 September 2017 - 08:55 PM

I Need Your Clothes, Your...: I got on the bike, tried to wheelie out of the driveway, crashed onto a taxi and got crushed by the bike.

 

The Holland Play: When Playboy jumped from the fire escape onto the other building, I forgot to jump and fell to my death bouncing between the building and the fire escape.

 

One of the Most Wanted thingys: I got crushed between two cars when trying to cross the road to get to the gang hideout, because the gang started to shoot, made a driver panic and he floored it in reverse.

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 01:21 AM

Nothing specific, but I have died before trying to throw a moltov only for it to fall back on Niko and burn him alive.

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 02:20 AM Edited by Ryder 12, 27 September 2017 - 02:21 AM.

Me trying to do a sick slide in my car and hitting a explosive barrel two times in a row.

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 03:26 AM

Undress To Kill: Drove to the Triangle Club in a fire truck. Continued the mission as normal, chased the last manager outside. Suddenly the fire truck gets knocked over, and crushes me until my health hits 0.

 

Three times in a row.

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 05:56 AM

Cant remember the mission but i had one guy left to kill and i barely had any health, i killed him and his pistol fell on the ground, went off and killed me.. 

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 03:10 PM

The Ballad Of Gay Tony: I Luv L.C

This was back in Christmas 2009, i got a Xbox 360, and i can remember in the first mission, i stole a hummer, and got it jammed in the entrance to a subway station, i had a wanted level, so the cops shot me until the vehicle exploded and killed me.

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Posted 27 September 2017 - 06:22 PM

Not a mission per se but I died during a friend activity.

I fell down the stairs the the cellar at the bar in purgatory already on low health. Then Packie fell on top of me and killed me.
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Posted 03 October 2017 - 11:46 AM

I saved Roman in Hostile Negotiation then I stupidly bumbled into Roman with my fat Serbian feet and Roman toppled over the railing to his death. His last words were "You're an asshole Niko!"
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Posted 03 October 2017 - 11:51 AM

I saved Roman in Hostile Negotiation then I stupidly bumbled into Roman with my fat Serbian feet and Roman toppled over the railing to his death. His last words were "You're an asshole Niko!"
Bumbaclot.


"A disloyal loser"...

Splat.

Lol

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Posted 03 October 2017 - 12:36 PM

Deconstruction for beginners: Ran towards the window cleaning platform, straight through the gap, and fell majestically to my death. RIP Niko Bellic.
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Posted 14 October 2017 - 05:34 PM

Out of Commission

"The helicopter was destroyed"

"The helicopter was destroyed"

 

This is what happens when you play with keyboard controls and a native trainer.


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Posted 28 October 2017 - 09:54 PM

a target escaped from me because i shot a rocket launcher at them and it bounced off of the ground


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Posted 03 November 2017 - 11:09 PM

It is not really funny, just embarrasing.

This random character mission for this cocksucker Mel where he had just whacked his wife and wanteed me to drive the car with her corpse in it into the sea. I forgot to exit the vehilce at the right moment and I drowned along with the lady.

 

 

 

Some sh*t I did on purpose was to destroy the car in "Clean Getaway" to see what Vlad's reaction was:

 

Niko: Hey, the car you wanted is how do you say.... f*cked.

Vlad: f*cking yokel! You bring your ass to the bar and you'll get f*cked!

Niko: I hope you'll buy me dinner first,I'm not that easy.


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Posted 08 November 2017 - 06:37 PM

Whilst chasing the bikers in the railway tunnel (No Way On The Sub Way), I got to the bit where you jump off the line into the road to chase the last biker; did a sort of full head over wheels, landed virtually on a cop on the pavement, got a wanted level, tried to scarper across the road by foot and got knocked down by a Contender. End of.  :blink:





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