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FukNRekd
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#691

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by FukNRekd, 2 weeks ago.

Maybe now I can fly around on this without everyone thinking I'm a dickhead

I know, right? :D

But I'll still start a VIP mission and stealth-kill you if I see you on it.

Nothings changed there. :p
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#692

Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by delorianlazarus, 2 weeks ago.

Holy f*ck, they are almost totally gone.
Champagne !


I never see any Oppressor trolls. Just Deluxo and Akula griefers. I guess I missed out on all the fun xD

Who knows, maybe they'll return with an Oppressor Custom :p

You sure did miss quite a party. These nights hunting flying douches were great times for sure, especially when everyone here shared their techniques and tricks to make them mad :D

We dropped slowly from multiple broomsticks polluting the skies each time you joined a lobby to a grand maximum of 1 flying idiot by night of playing. Sometimes, no sighting at all for days.

The ugly flying bike joined the Kuruma and the Hydra in the temple of dead griefing tools.


But even if the threat is over now, stay awake, bro.
Keep your eyes opened, make sure your snacks are full and your ammo resplenished.
If you see one of these mosquitos make it stop ASAP by sending as much violence as possible to its sorry little face.

So the plague doesn't spread again.

Never forget it might be in your hands next time to make them remember how dirty they are.


The ugly bike shall not return. Never.
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#693

Posted 2 weeks ago

A few of them are still holding on, but I'm making sure to clamp down on them hard.

 

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#694

Posted 2 weeks ago

^
Keep the pressure up, bro
Smash, smash, smash, smash until there are only tiny bits remaining under your shoe :p

No one last night, it felt......peaceful. Again.
Heck, that feels good.
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#695

Posted 2 weeks ago

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#696

Posted 2 weeks ago

This bike sucks, and everyone who rides it.

:) I Chang
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#697

Posted 2 weeks ago

"WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER FLY!"


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#698

Posted 2 weeks ago

I'm back to almost 4mil in meh bank account.

Time to buy an oppressor for my mc? Wonder how much I'll die on it LOL.

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#699

Posted A week ago

I think the celebrations are premature. Over the last week I've seen oppressors in almost every session I've been in...and killed them of course :)

Meanwhile, deluxo's have earned a rep just as toxic, as I thought they would. So I hope everybody is killing every deluxo they have opportunity to. If I even see someone on the map going after a deluxo, I slap a bounty on the meme mobile, so the player who destroys it gets a small reward instead of a 20k penalty.

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#700

Posted A week ago Edited by delorianlazarus, A week ago.

^
I don't go in the Deluxo hunt, neither I post in the dislike thread, because I just never see any of these around.
On PC, it's total silence regarding them. Each time one tries to catch his Deluxo he gets shred in couple of minutes. Even if he had no bad intentions at all...
So they are scarce.
I got to kill two, because of provocation from them, but I'm not yet in the mood of collecting their skulls :D


OT
Last night was first encounter of an ugly bike in 3 days, but the guy registered as MC President next to his meth lab and lagged out to do a sale in a solo lobby.
So he proved that he was both a man with awful tastes regarding vehicles and a coward.

Despite that little moment which made my blood pump, one more calm and pleasant soirée in LS. I felt like helping everybody needing arms for sales and stuff... this is so quiet :D


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#701

Posted A week ago

They don't seem to be out as much any more, but there are definitely still MC president spammers using it. I encountered one yesterday (from a crew that seems to hate me) and they tried to use it against me 10 times. 

 

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#702

Posted A week ago Edited by delorianlazarus, A week ago.

^
LOL at that first gif
The first rocket got caught in the light pole, I felt very sorry for you
But the clean trajectory of the second one, going straight for Harry Potter's ass with so much dedication, it was purely gorgeous. It looked like fireworks for national day with the sunset behind :D

Especially with that car, which is a pretty uncommon encounter on public sessions.


Great shot ! :)
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#703

Posted A week ago

Got a few here; I like the first one especially.

 

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#704

Posted A week ago

 

ui ui ui ahahahaha

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#705

Posted A week ago

WTF I hate Oppressor now

 

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#706

Posted A week ago Edited by delorianlazarus, A week ago.

I saw one guy riding an ugly bike today :D finally :D

I rushed towards him (let's call him idiot #1) with the strong intention to firmly shove the fist of elegance straight up his a$$.
But all of a sudden another dude shows up (idiot #2), riding the same kind of ugly bike, going straight for idiot #1.
Idiot #2 killed unsuspecting idiot #1 who was probably waiting for me to come into lock on range... A rocket shot in the back......these guys have no sense of honor, even between themselves.

It's like....a rat eating another rat, basically.
Damn that's disgusting.

And the fun part is, after respawning, idiot #1 got a bit salty judging by the chat, and he managed to knock idiot #2 off his ugly bike, eventually killing him.
The war between both douches went as far as hacking accusations and spawn killing and more ugly bike bitching .... Rat fight :p

Made my day, especially after more than a week of silence :D
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#707

Posted A week ago

Not sure what was going on here:

 

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I didn't actually get to come into contact with it - I just kept seeing it rush past on the map.

 

I guess it can't be any worse than a super-speed Deluxo. Still, I hope super-speed ugly bikes don't become a thing.


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#708

Posted A week ago

Not sure what was going on here:

 

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I didn't actually get to come into contact with it - I just kept seeing it rush past on the map.

 

I guess it can't be any worse than a super-speed Deluxo. Still, I hope super-speed ugly bikes don't become a thing.

 

There is a glitch similar to the Deluxo one.

 

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#709

Posted A week ago Edited by Duckdude001, 6 days ago.

While I hate the fact it has insurance and missiles on it and think those two should be removed ASAP 100% no regrets, its still fun for stunting when I play with friends or when Im in free roam with a bounty and drive normally until someone starts coming after me and then I take off in the sky lol. Mine has machine guns which make it a more balanced vehicle.
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#711

Posted 3 days ago

We should get good sport points and get payed $20,000 for destroying oppressors

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#712

Posted 3 days ago

I am that good in a Hydra that I'm able to take out almost all Opressors and Deluxos (and jets) that I come across.

 

I simply start Haulage and fire away. If I'm feeling particularly evil, I'll swap between Haulage and Hostile Takeover for over an hour and just destroy lobbies full of trollmobiles. If by chance someone hits me with an explosive round, I'll kill myself, go off radar, go to the nearest jet/personal aircraft location and start again.

 

It's something with which I feel completely fine. If you want to troll level 30s on your broomstick, I'll troll you twice as much.   


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#714

Posted A day ago

"Broomstick Boy"

*I'm f*cking dead man

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