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Funniest Pedestrian Quote's In The Series

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  • Am Shaegar

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Posted 27 October 2017 - 06:37 AM

Underwear is overated man!

I'm late for Dr.Ackbar's knowledge.

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Posted 27 October 2017 - 08:56 AM

My favorites are from GTA III


My mother's my sister!

We're going to Aruba

Shop shop shop!

Oh I think I got that!

Oh I've got to have that!

Like I have time for kids

Hey I can read!

I don't know where I am and I'm hungry

I do kickboxing and yoga!

Holy millennium dome!

I want to go home

Glory to LC Cocks!

You see that Marie!

Meet the real gladiator!

For fack seck!

This place ain't fit to die in

I'm gonna bust your balls!

This isn't the ghetto

sh*t I broke a nail!

Real nice in leopard skin

I ain't never seen that before!




I told myself, Mario take it easy!

She always give me a hard time

Hey hey! It's Mister V!

You better tell him Mario

You did what?!

You know I've been loyal!

What hardware we got?

Hey watch the suit man!

We got problems with the street kids

It's hot today man




I've got a date with a cheese deluxe!




I don't have any bananas!

That's it, I'm buying a gun!

What? Oh, a donut, make it large!

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Posted 29 October 2017 - 07:23 AM

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  • Code:BLACK

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Posted 29 October 2017 - 08:52 AM


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Posted 29 October 2017 - 11:43 AM

"Hey, I can see my house from here!"

-LSPD helicopter pilot.

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Posted 29 October 2017 - 11:51 AM

More drama for your mama.

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Posted 30 October 2017 - 09:09 PM

I can't remember the exact quote but it went something like this:


On the phone- "She called me a slut! So to get back at her, I slept with her husband AND her father!


Recently GTA V

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Posted 15 November 2017 - 05:50 AM

hej mom yes im still a prostitute

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Posted 06 January 2018 - 05:24 AM

I am gonna have to name an entire pedestrian because everything this guy says is too funny XD

PED: bmyst (Orange 12) (SA)

Best ones:

Do you shower in doo doo?

Back of your neck look like a pack of hot dogs!

Weed money, same difference.

Stay off the crack man!

These white boys have me on cystal meth


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Posted 06 January 2018 - 05:33 AM

I got a date, with a cheese deluxe

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