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#1

Posted 19 September 2017 - 01:09 AM

Opinion based Topic

 

I find the best one's and most known one's are the one's from the 3D Era 

 

Like these one's for example:

(Gta VC) Don't make me run,i'll get all sweaty 

(Gta LCS) I gotta a date with a cheese deluxe 

(Gta 3) That's my mummy's car!

 

Post the quote's you think the funniest and opinion's


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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:47 AM

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 08:21 AM

I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!


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Posted 19 September 2017 - 05:29 PM

MY

MOTHERS

MY

SISTER
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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:28 PM Edited by ViceOfLiberty, 19 September 2017 - 06:28 PM.

Step on. SLAM BABY! Uh huh huh, I'm burnin' Love! Step on. YEAH! (background: I told ya he was alive!)

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:30 PM Edited by Trooper Fera, 19 September 2017 - 06:30 PM.

Robot man juice!


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Posted 19 September 2017 - 08:16 PM

What about... The Preacher from Gta IV lol?

Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
Are we truly living in a world of pain?
You're all going to hell!
You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!
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Posted 20 September 2017 - 02:57 AM

Move fool, I'm trying to save the world here.

 

-LSPD ped

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 04:10 AM

In the navy!
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Posted 21 September 2017 - 05:52 AM

Cheesy Vaginas!
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Posted 21 September 2017 - 05:55 AM

MYMOTHERSMYSISTER


I knew there was something funky about you tittytwisters.
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Posted 21 September 2017 - 06:46 AM

You stupid malaka!
(GTA IV)
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Posted 21 September 2017 - 11:10 AM

Move I'm late for a swinger's party!

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Posted 22 September 2017 - 04:22 AM

In the navy!

That's a classic haha


Get me a doughnut  I'm hungry!

 

(Gta 3 Ped)


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Posted 23 September 2017 - 08:35 AM

"I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!"

 

Also not a quote per se and more of an action. GTA 3 Always amused me how hostile pedestrians could be sometimes. Once I blew up a car and an old lady carrying a pair of hand bags ran up to me and almost roundhouse kicked me to death.

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Posted 25 September 2017 - 01:29 AM

It must be... "I don't have any bananas". (Grand Theft Auto IV)

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Posted 25 September 2017 - 08:41 AM

The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!


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Posted 26 September 2017 - 02:38 PM

OG COMING THROUGH, OG COMING THROUGH

-A Ballas member that have slight resemblence with Edd in Ed, Edd and Eddy.

(GTA SA)

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Posted 28 September 2017 - 07:18 AM Edited by SonnyNapoli, 28 September 2017 - 07:18 AM.

No-one touches my mother. Not even my daddy. - LSPD Officer.

 

You ever been kicked in huevos? - Vagos member

 

Where is that ho-ass sister of mine? - Fat GSF member

 

I'ma kung-fu maniac! - Rimmers GSF member

 

Banging, smoking...smoking and banging, that's me. - Dreadlocks GSF member


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Posted 11 October 2017 - 11:40 AM Edited by zombieslayer777, 11 October 2017 - 11:56 AM.

im too high for this sh*t move! [ orange hoodie ped gta sa]

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 12:14 PM

That Ese put dust in my weed!

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 01:02 AM

I'm the baddest guy in town! - Colombian in LCS


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Posted 14 October 2017 - 09:43 AM

NOTHING IN MY COFFEE NOTHING IN MY COFFEE

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Posted 14 October 2017 - 12:10 PM

"You want to go to jail bit*h!?" (LSPD Bike officer from GTA SA when he stuck on the traffic)

"My toolbox!" (Construction worker from GTA 3 when get jacked by Claude)

"Save... Meeee!" (Any regular women peds from GTA V)

"My mother's My sister!" (Old man with brown coat from GTA 3)


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Posted 17 October 2017 - 05:42 PM Edited by Brian_O_Malley, 17 October 2017 - 05:45 PM.

"Somebody call a medic!" ~ Old hobo - GTA3

"I made that fool drink piss." ~ Asshole dressed in blue - GTA:SA

 

"Those white boy's had me on crystal-meth!" ~ Ped dressed in orange with black hat - GTA:SA

 

Also that fat ginger ped in ViceCity, That fart's when u get near

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Posted 23 October 2017 - 04:10 AM

"Oh I feel bad for his mama". The LL Cool J looking dude from SA.

"I can't dude, I only got a weeny". A male pedestrian from V.

"When I get home, Imma smell your deck". A female pedestrian from V.

There are plenty more, but those are the ones that popped up to my head.
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Posted 27 October 2017 - 03:55 AM Edited by R3D-RAB1T, 27 October 2017 - 03:56 AM.

III/LCS
In the navy
Call the YMCA
Get in the back! AHHHHH!
Smoke em if you got em
Its pancake time
It smells like jizz
In all my years!
Hurry up! Im late for a swinging party
Watch it! I sell real estate

VC/VCS
Its a free country MOVE!
OOOOHHHH! MY MASSIVE CIGARS!
Move It! I have band to do - i mean see
You dont know how many steroids we take punk!
Me love you a long ass time
Kiss my ass pigboy
Yeah? And your moms a whore!
Go catch the real criminals lady boy!

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Posted 27 October 2017 - 04:19 AM

"My mother's my sister"

And it's spiritual sucesor on San Andreas

"My brother's my father" By a country girl.


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Posted 27 October 2017 - 05:46 AM

Young Man!(GTA III)

 

I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!(GTA SA)

 

What happened to my jazz-age paradise!?(GTA IV)

 

As long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit!(GTA IV)


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Posted 27 October 2017 - 05:49 AM

I swear I thought she was my second cousin!  :lol:

 

III has easily the funniest & most memorable peds.





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