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jaljax
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#1

Posted 19 September 2017 - 01:09 AM

Opinion based Topic

 

I find the best one's and most known one's are the one's from the 3D Era 

 

Like these one's for example:

(Gta VC) Don't make me run,i'll get all sweaty 

(Gta LCS) I gotta a date with a cheese deluxe 

(Gta 3) That's my mummy's car!

 

Post the quote's you think the funniest and opinion's


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Posted 19 September 2017 - 06:47 AM

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Posted 19 September 2017 - 08:21 AM

I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!


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#4

Posted 4 weeks ago

MY

MOTHERS

MY

SISTER
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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by ViceOfLiberty, 4 weeks ago.

Step on. SLAM BABY! Uh huh huh, I'm burnin' Love! Step on. YEAH! (background: I told ya he was alive!)

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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Trooper Fera, 4 weeks ago.

Robot man juice!


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Posted 4 weeks ago

What about... The Preacher from Gta IV lol?

Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
Are we truly living in a world of pain?
You're all going to hell!
You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Move fool, I'm trying to save the world here.

 

-LSPD ped

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Posted 4 weeks ago

In the navy!
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Cheesy Vaginas!
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#11

Posted 4 weeks ago

MYMOTHERSMYSISTER


I knew there was something funky about you tittytwisters.
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Posted 4 weeks ago

You stupid malaka!
(GTA IV)
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Move I'm late for a swinger's party!

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Posted 4 weeks ago

In the navy!

That's a classic haha


Get me a doughnut  I'm hungry!

 

(Gta 3 Ped)


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Posted 4 weeks ago

"I smoke cause it gives me knowledge!"

 

Also not a quote per se and more of an action. GTA 3 Always amused me how hostile pedestrians could be sometimes. Once I blew up a car and an old lady carrying a pair of hand bags ran up to me and almost roundhouse kicked me to death.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

It must be... "I don't have any bananas". (Grand Theft Auto IV)

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Posted 4 weeks ago

The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!


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Posted 3 weeks ago

OG COMING THROUGH, OG COMING THROUGH

-A Ballas member that have slight resemblence with Edd in Ed, Edd and Eddy.

(GTA SA)

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Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by SonnyNapoli, 3 weeks ago.

No-one touches my mother. Not even my daddy. - LSPD Officer.

 

You ever been kicked in huevos? - Vagos member

 

Where is that ho-ass sister of mine? - Fat GSF member

 

I'ma kung-fu maniac! - Rimmers GSF member

 

Banging, smoking...smoking and banging, that's me. - Dreadlocks GSF member


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Posted A week ago Edited by zombieslayer777, A week ago.

im too high for this sh*t move! [ orange hoodie ped gta sa]

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#21

Posted A week ago

That Ese put dust in my weed!

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Posted A week ago

I'm the baddest guy in town! - Colombian in LCS


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#23

Posted A week ago

NOTHING IN MY COFFEE NOTHING IN MY COFFEE

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Posted A week ago

"You want to go to jail bit*h!?" (LSPD Bike officer from GTA SA when he stuck on the traffic)

"My toolbox!" (Construction worker from GTA 3 when get jacked by Claude)

"Save... Meeee!" (Any regular women peds from GTA V)

"My mother's My sister!" (Old man with brown coat from GTA 3)


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Posted 6 days ago Edited by Brian_O_Malley, 6 days ago.

"Somebody call a medic!" ~ Old hobo - GTA3

"I made that fool drink piss." ~ Asshole dressed in blue - GTA:SA

 

"Those white boy's had me on crystal-meth!" ~ Ped dressed in orange with black hat - GTA:SA

 

Also that fat ginger ped in ViceCity, That fart's when u get near

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Posted A day ago

"Oh I feel bad for his mama". The LL Cool J looking dude from SA.

"I can't dude, I only got a weeny". A male pedestrian from V.

"When I get home, Imma smell your deck". A female pedestrian from V.

There are plenty more, but those are the ones that popped up to my head.
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