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Posted 12 September 2017 - 01:11 PM

Having it for sale and available will reveal the main issue with this plane:

50% of GTA players are too stupid to spell LAZER correctly.
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Posted 12 September 2017 - 06:33 PM

Yes, for completion sake.


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#153

Posted 13 September 2017 - 05:53 PM

Yes, can't wait

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 07:26 PM

Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:21 PM

Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:46 PM Edited by _47_, 13 September 2017 - 09:46 PM.

 

Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.

 

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.


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Posted 13 September 2017 - 09:52 PM

 

 

Just for sh*ts and giggles I hope it drops next week. This thing is practically mandatory to fly when dealing with anything else flying out there in SA.

It's the last thing on Warstock, I'm not expecting it until November.

 

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.

 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:55 AM

I imagine I will probably buy it eventually, since I always said I would. But it's going to take a targeted sale or something.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 11:33 AM Edited by delorianlazarus, 14 September 2017 - 11:34 AM.

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.
 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.
What web page are you referring to?

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 01:52 PM

It's not tied to any content, technically they can release it whenever they want. It would be different if it was like the other aircrafts tied to smugglers run but it isn't.
 

It's last on the web page though. They always release them on the order they're shown on the page. The discounts have nothing to do with it.
What web page are you referring to?

Warstock and Cache.

Question: Will it be a Pegasus vehicle we can optionally store in the hangar, or we will need a hangar to own it?

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 02:02 PM Edited by delorianlazarus, 14 September 2017 - 02:02 PM.

You have access to a modded version of Warstock to see the Lazer ? Sorry if my question seems dumb, not sure to understand what you mean.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 02:14 PM

It's not on Warstock Cache ingame so where is this page please

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 07:19 AM Edited by Fun 2, 15 September 2017 - 07:20 AM.

It's not out yet, it would be the last of the drip-feed to be released with the Hunter or after it.

Regarding its price, this is what you would find in a fully upgraded hangar.

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 09:58 AM

^ You get a different aspect ratio for all that money, or just the supersonic shock structure? :D

 

I'll take the second one for sure

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 05:56 PM

Ill prob wait till its in sale and if not i can make the $ back in about a week

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 08:29 PM

I really can't justify spending 6.5 million on it. That's like 3 Opressors. I'm not made of multi-million dollar motorcycles

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 11:25 PM

I really can't justify spending 6.5 million on it. That's like 3 Opressors. I'm not made of multi-million dollar motorcycles


Well maybe you should be
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 12:09 AM

Hydra: call in whenever you want, spawns exactly where you expect it to, costs 3 million

 

Lazer: need to call Mors every time it blows up, spawns in the least convenient place possible, costs nearly 7 million, ugly

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#169

Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:21 AM

Take a moment to re-read this poem when the Lazer is released.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your boyfriend just died,
And so will you.

The Lazer is here,
So eyes on the maps.
Just a matter of time,
And you'll have prolapse.

She's sexy,
A real top looker.
Only problem is,
Can't get a hooker.

Fast as they come,
A beautiful feeling.
No better way,
To spend over $6 million.


Beautiful poem. A tear rolled down my cheek reading this.
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:22 AM Edited by buff magik, 17 September 2017 - 01:23 AM.

Beautiful poem. A tear rolled down my cheek reading this.


Thank you kindly
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:26 AM

For 6.5? It better turn into a transformer

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Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:44 AM

For 6.5? It better turn into a transformer


Oh but it does though. It can transform ones anus and bring all the insides to the outside. Some folks call it prolapse. I call it Action/ Reaction.
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 01:46 AM

For 6.5? It better turn into a transformer

Oh but it does though. It can transform ones anus and bring all the insides to the outside. Some folks call it prolapse. I call it Action/ Reaction.

I call it rosebudding. 🌷
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 03:45 AM

Official definition of prolapse rosebudding on Wikipedia:

"Rosebud pornography, rosebudding or rectal prolapse pornography refers to an anal sex practice which occurs in some extreme encounters with enemy players in and around Los Santos, whereby a skilled fighter jet pilot performs a rectal prolapse on enemy players whereby the walls of the rectum slip out of the anus. A rectal prolapse is a serious medical condition that requires the attention of a medical professional. However, in most cases in Los Santos, it is performed deliberately, mostly using a P996 Lazer Fighter Jet."

Would like to take the opportunity to change the beginning of my poem. It should now read,

Rosebudding is red,
Violets are blue. Etc
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#175

Posted 17 September 2017 - 03:46 AM

Not a chance. I could afford 50 of them and still have enough to last me the rest of gtas lifespan but I won't buy it simply out of principal. Most expensive paint Job of all time and you don't even get a glass of champagne with it. Lol

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Posted 17 September 2017 - 07:08 AM

>MFW This rosebudding sh*t

 

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#177

Posted 17 September 2017 - 02:26 PM

Yes for both characters.

I'd spend another million if you could upgrade the Lazer radio to constantly loop Danger Zone (the song, not the long winded forum poster).
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Posted 17 September 2017 - 03:33 PM

Hydra: call in whenever you want, spawns exactly where you expect it to, costs 3 million

 

Lazer: need to call Mors every time it blows up, spawns in the least convenient place possible, costs nearly 7 million, ugly

 

+ Hydra is faster than the Lazer as is. And it's almost twice as fast with the hover boost trick (you can outrun your own missles)


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Posted 17 September 2017 - 07:23 PM

Good joke, OP. ;)


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#180

Posted 17 September 2017 - 08:43 PM

Having it for sale and available will reveal the main issue with this plane:

50% of GTA players are too stupid to spell LAZER correctly.

Some cant tell the difference between a Lazer and Hydra. I've heard on the game chat people calling aircraft the wrong name lol. Some idiots will probably call the Hunter a Savage.

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