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Lucius M. Galloway
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#391

Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:08 PM Edited by Lucius M. Galloway, 08 October 2017 - 08:08 PM.

Done, but it costs 1 million and another million to be upgraded at Benny's.

Also, it's on the Sports Classics class and it underperforms so bad, that Broughy doesn't test it in a video.

I want no more Adversary Modes.


Granted, but Martin calls you back to back, texts you, and emails you every new session to let you know there are adversary modes.

I wish for new weapons, not pay wall upgrades
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#392

Posted 08 October 2017 - 09:38 PM Edited by livejoker, 08 October 2017 - 09:39 PM.

Granted, but all weapons, current and new, are replaced by the Dubstep gun from Saints Row.

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I wish there was an option to make freeroam session friendly where every player pairs up and fights off the cops instead.

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 09:42 PM

Granted, but all weapons, current and new, are replaced by the Dubstep gun from Saints Row.

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I wish there was an option to make freeroam session friendly where every player pairs up and fights off the cops instead.


All the cops are Chuck Norris and you are instantly vaporized.

I wish getting in a jet gave the player a $50K bounty.
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#394

Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:23 PM

I'd like to buy MK II ammu in every ammu-shop - regardless of the raised prize.


Your wish is granted and you can now buy MK II ammu in every Ammunation. However, as "ammu" is not a thing, there is nothing you can do with it even though it takes priority positioning in your consumables menu and must be skipped by every time you wish to use something like extra body armor or eat a snack.

I wish the DeLuxo would get an update with an option to add VTOL capabilities for flight and the ability to leave flame trails behind it both in the air and on the ground (offensive against armored ground vehicles and defensive against homing rockets).

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 10:41 PM Edited by Happy Hunter, 08 October 2017 - 10:43 PM.

^Pretty sure English isn't her first language. No need to mock that. The shops are under the Ammu-Nation brand anyway.

 

Your wish is granted, but it blows up if a snowball touches it.

 

I wish getting in a jet gave the player a $50K bounty.

 

Your wish is granted, but the players tend to survive, and they thoroughly enjoy their free $50K.

 

I wish we didn't get unknown network errors all the time.

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 05:34 PM Edited by HeistsActivist, 09 October 2017 - 05:36 PM.

Granted, however you have to pay 75% of its original value.

Wish we had thunderstorms more often.

 
Welcome to moody, rainy los santos!
 
 
Lol "Seattle"

Someone above me said no more network errors

Ok but now noone can ever find an empty public lobby due to such strong connections now

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#397

Posted 12 October 2017 - 06:47 AM

I wish I could hit pedestrians with an outta nowhere Sweet Chin Music.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 07:25 AM Edited by thepiebaker, 12 October 2017 - 07:26 AM.

I wish I could hit pedestrians with an outta nowhere Sweet Chin Music.

granted but the reverberation causes your character to rag doll beyond your systems capabilities until it crashes.

I wish that players can host dedicated servers where they can adjust lobby settings like pvp/pve toggle, cops toggle, gravity slider, hp value slider and more.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:01 PM

You get the ability to host dedicated servers, however you can't do any business stuff, missions, events or access your vehicles there. For that you have to be on the official R* servers.

 

 

I wish that the december update gives us some customizeable garage for our military vehicles, maybe expand the bunker for it.


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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:19 PM

I wish that the december update gives us some customizeable garage for our military vehicles, maybe expand the bunker for it.

Wish granted, customizable garage for military vehicle but each customization costs more than you can afford.

 

I wish body customisation for the next update.


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#401

Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:24 PM

Granted. But there are only three body types to choose from. Fat, medium and slender. Fat makes you ten times slower and slender can only take one hit of any weapon at maxed out health.


I wish cheaters using modding tools were banned instantly.

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:46 PM

I wish cheaters using modding tools were banned instantly.


Done, but you get banned by mistake too.

I want the Hunter, now.
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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:52 PM

I want the Hunter, now.

Done, but you can only have this one until the official release.

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I want cops and crooks, with store-able, customize-able police vehicles.

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#404

Posted 30 November 2017 - 10:14 AM

Epic up.

 

 

Done, but you can only have this one until the official release.

 

I want cops and crooks, with store-able, customize-able police vehicles.

 

 

Done, but they're managed by Pegasus, costs from 1000$ to 5000$ to spawn and have a 10 minutes cooldown.

 

 

I want the Railgun.

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 10:42 AM Edited by alkaline_, 30 November 2017 - 10:42 AM.

you get the crunchy railgun!! but it shoots... flippy BANANAS!!!! hihihi

 

i want one day each month that there are no guns in gta online, only fluffy snowballs!! 

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 11:19 AM Edited by Mrs. Buzz, 30 November 2017 - 11:20 AM.

i want one day each month that there are no guns in gta online, only fluffy snowballs!!


wish granted. Take a pencil, here're your days:
 
    January - 32
    February - 29 in a common year and 30 in leap years
    March - 32
    April - 31
    May - 32
    June - 31
    July - 32
    August - 32
    September - 31
    October - 32
    November - 31
    December - 32
 
Sincerely, R*
:D
 
 
I wish for a classic beetle, pls.
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Posted 30 November 2017 - 11:45 AM

 

i want one day each month that there are no guns in gta online, only fluffy snowballs!!


wish granted. Take a pencil, here're your days:
 
    January - 32
    February - 29 in a common year and 30 in leap years
    March - 32
    April - 31
    May - 32
    June - 31
    July - 32
    August - 32
    September - 31
    October - 32
    November - 31
    December - 32
 
Sincerely, R*
:D
 
 
I wish for a classic beetle, pls.

 

hihihi ui ui ui classic uncrunchy rockstar right there miss fluffy buzz hihihi!!!

 

wish granted, have that:

Spoiler

 

i wish for the coldly south pole which only can be reached with a warmy jacket on hihihi (or call it south yankton)

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Posted 30 November 2017 - 10:53 PM

 

 

i want one day each month that there are no guns in gta online, only fluffy snowballs!!


wish granted. Take a pencil, here're your days:
 
    January - 32
    February - 29 in a common year and 30 in leap years
    March - 32
    April - 31
    May - 32
    June - 31
    July - 32
    August - 32
    September - 31
    October - 32
    November - 31
    December - 32
 
Sincerely, R*
:D
 
 
I wish for a classic beetle, pls.

 

hihihi ui ui ui classic uncrunchy rockstar right there miss fluffy buzz hihihi!!!

 

wish granted, have that:

Spoiler

 

i wish for the coldly south pole which only can be reached with a warmy jacket on hihihi (or call it south yankton)

 

 

Done,  You can only enter it (during the Xmas period), if you collect 100 candy canes that are scattered around the map.

 

 

I would like all the cars to have different interiors.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 07:46 AM Edited by Bruce Khansey, 01 December 2017 - 07:47 AM.

 

 

 

i want one day each month that there are no guns in gta online, only fluffy snowballs!!


wish granted. Take a pencil, here're your days:
 
    January - 32
    February - 29 in a common year and 30 in leap years
    March - 32
    April - 31
    May - 32
    June - 31
    July - 32
    August - 32
    September - 31
    October - 32
    November - 31
    December - 32
 
Sincerely, R*
:D
 
 
I wish for a classic beetle, pls.

 

hihihi ui ui ui classic uncrunchy rockstar right there miss fluffy buzz hihihi!!!

 

wish granted, have that:

Spoiler

 

i wish for the coldly south pole which only can be reached with a warmy jacket on hihihi (or call it south yankton)

 

 

Done,  You can only enter it (during the Xmas period), if you collect 100 candy canes that are scattered around the map.

 

 

I would like all the cars to have different interiors.

 

 

Done, but different interiors are seen as a customization and they're different from other upgrades. You need to acquire the components by winning many special races for Benny, then spend from 20k to 200k depending on the vehicle and you can't choose the colour.

 

I wish for a faster and tougher Cargobob.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 10:51 AM

Wish granted, however the hook gets replaced with a fixed peashooter-MG.

 

I wish for, if the next update brings businesses again, that they are passive income without sale missions, only supply missions.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 11:10 AM

I wish for, if the next update brings businesses again, that they are passive income without sale missions, only supply missions.

 

Done, but you'll have to run supply missions 24/7 to meet demand and you have to use NPC drivers to make the sales for you in Boxvilles.

 

I wish for the Bombushka to be at least as fast as the Titan.

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#412

Posted 01 December 2017 - 06:02 PM

^done, but the upgrade requires a lighter chassis, which means that the Bombushka will be tough as a Savage.

 

I wish you could use free-aim with the Hydra cannon.

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Posted 01 December 2017 - 09:21 PM

^done, but the upgrade requires a lighter chassis, which means that the Bombushka will be tough as a Savage.
 
I wish you could use free-aim with the Hydra cannon.


Granted, but explosive rounds are removed and limited to 2000 rounds per session.

Wish we could aim and shoot while freefalling.
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#414

Posted 02 December 2017 - 08:42 AM Edited by Sanches, 02 December 2017 - 08:43 AM.

Granted, but explosive rounds are removed and limited to 2000 rounds per session.

Wish we could aim and shoot while freefalling.

 

There ya go, you can aim down your sights while ragdolling, but only the first shot will be accurate, other shots will get blown away with the recoil.

 

I want to hostile NPC fractions (Merryweather, Mendoza, Lost ect) to actually recognize our characters and during next "meet" they would yell something like "That's him/her!". The more you success with contact missions/resupplies/sell missions starring these fractions, the more frightened they will react on your next appearance.

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Posted 02 December 2017 - 07:20 PM

Granted- but in their fear, they respond with more powerful weaponry. Tanks, anti-air trailers, Hunters, explosive rounds...

 

I wish that CEO associates were paid more automatically and CEOs could give them bonuses upon finishing sales.

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Posted 03 December 2017 - 05:56 AM

I wish that CEO associates were paid more automatically and CEOs could give them bonuses upon finishing sales.


Done, but the money comes out of the CEO's pocket at triple charge.

I want that clown of Strauss Zelnick fired from Take Two, stop ruining the game you dick.
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