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#1

Posted 10 July 2017 - 01:01 AM Edited by Leone Family, 10 July 2017 - 11:28 PM.

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It's 2024 in Seoul, South Korea. You are a super handsome man known by the name of "LeoneFamily". Women are crazy on you. You must embark on a journey to get some pussy and a bottle of Powerade at your local 7-11.

 

 

CHARACTERS

 

LeoneFamilyThe coolest guy in town. Likes to street race on his motorbike and play with his PlayStation 2. But what he likes more than anything are korean women. His irresistible french-canadian accent makes every woman crazy about him. He has to choose who will be his soulmate in an epic adventure full of gold diggers, koreans mooning him (korean moon), korean hotrod firetrucks, korean saunas (farting in a KIA with the windows rolled up), having to always tell people that not all foreigners are american, people who force you to listen to KPOP all day long and a floater in a gas station (a turd that won't flush).

 

Personal vehicle: 1983 DeLorean DMC-12, 2024 Hyosung GT650R.

 

 

Han Ga EunThe sexiest women in town. She likes to be sexy and she likes quebec guys. Talk about a perfect woman!

 

Personal vehicle: 2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

 

Han Ga Eun JrShe is the daughter of Han Ga Eun (senior) and she comes from the future. You can either date her or her mother. Or both at the same time! :D

 

 

Han Ga Eun Jr Jr: Now it's getting creepier.

 

 

Location:

 

 

Seoul, South Korea.

 

 

Missions:

 

 

Mission 1- You are walking on the streets of Seoul when you find a dehydrated children who needs water ASAP or he will die. You must get to the nearest 7-11 (which is located 9500 km away from you) to buy a bottle of Powerade and then return to the child and give it to his decomposed corpse.

 

Mission 2- You have a date with a girl called Han Ga Eun. Bring her to a nice place to eat like a sandwich in a gas station. Then, clean up her mess in the bathroom because you bought her a ham sandwich and she's vegetarian. Next time don't bring any girl to eat if you don't wanna deal with floaters! (A text box appears advising you to starve your dates to death next time).

 

Mission 3- You meet this wonderful woman called Han Ga Eun Jr who comes from the future. She wants you to buy a new car for her because she's a gold digger. You have 2 choices: Hyundai or KIA, cuz that's the only cars you're ever going to find in South Korea. Let her go with the car and she will ditch you or give her a korean sauna and she will ditch you then run away while screaming.

 

Mission 4- You meet this wonderful woman called Han Ga Eun Jr Jr. Wait what? Yeah apparently she is Han Ga Eun Jr's daughter. Drive her to the nursery and don't even think about dating her you perv!

 

Mission 5- We are now in 2050 and you're still single. Repeatedly tap the X (PS4) or A (ONE) button to masturbate.

 

Le Shark DLC:

Mission 1- You defend the whole Han Ga Eun family from giant North Korean commie robots while wearing a mountie uniform.

 

Zello DLC:

Mission 1- The antagonist knocks you out, takes all of your money and you wake up in Thailand with some ladyboys.

 

 

Features:

 

When walking in the busy streets of central Seoul, you can press the R1 (PS4) or RB (ONE) button to say "sorry" everytime you get nudged by the people walking in the crowd because you are canadian.

 

Press the O (PS4) or B (ONE) button to drink maple syrup.

 

You can have dates just like in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas but only with korean women.

 

 

Radio:

 

 

Playing over and over again...
 
Ratings:

10/10 would play

 

 

OP, source of thos korean girls or 0/10

 
If you liked this game concept, feel free to press the Reply (PC) button to give your condoleances to all the people who died of laughter while reading this topic.
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Posted 10 July 2017 - 02:13 AM

What would happen if you sneak into North Korea?

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 02:21 AM

Will there be an angry policeman who goes on a roaring rampage after you and kills everyone in the way because his ex girlfriend tried to swat a fly off his chest?

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 02:44 AM Edited by Leone Family, 10 July 2017 - 02:45 AM.

What would happen if you sneak into North Korea?

You would receive an instant 6-star wanted level.

 

Will there be an angry policeman who goes on a roaring rampage after you and kills everyone in the way because his ex girlfriend tried to swat a fly off his chest?

Yes of course, it's GTA after all.


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 03:27 AM

my biggest gripe is that the cars are real brands instead of their gta counterparts. i kindly request you consider changing this

otherwise the topic is perfect. nothing out of the ordinary, wrong, etc. about this at all

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 04:04 AM

Is there will be a plastic surgery or something that will make your face like a girl ???

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 04:34 AM

my biggest gripe is that the cars are real brands instead of their gta counterparts. i kindly request you consider changing this

otherwise the topic is perfect. nothing out of the ordinary, wrong, etc. about this at all

I used real-life cars because there are no clear GTA-counterpart of those models except for the Bollokan Prairie which is based on the Hyundai Tiburon, but even there not everybody knows that.

 

Is there will be a plastic surgery or something that will make your face like a girl ???

Sure. This can be you:

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 08:08 AM

10/10 would play
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Posted 10 July 2017 - 08:34 AM

I knew who posted this even before opening the thread :D

This concept is perfect: the author even left some gaps in the storyline to make us want to play it even more. Although it could use a mission where you defend the whole Han Ga Eun family from giant North Korean commie robots while wearing a mountie uniform.

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 01:49 PM

I knew who posted this even before opening the thread :D

This concept is perfect: the author even left some gaps in the storyline to make us want to play it even more. Although it could use a mission where you defend the whole Han Ga Eun family from giant North Korean commie robots while wearing a mountie uniform.

Added.


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 02:02 PM

So, basically it's your fantasy about meeting with South Korean women?

 

And yes, I know it's supposed to be a joke.

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 04:10 PM Edited by Leone Family, A week ago.

So, basically it's your fantasy about meeting with South Korean women?

 

And yes, I know it's supposed to be a joke.

No it's not a fantasy. It's my life goal! :D

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 07:22 PM Edited by Zello, 10 July 2017 - 07:23 PM.

The antagonist knocks out LeoneFamily takes all of his money and he wakes up in Thailand with some ladyboys.

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 07:33 PM

OP, source of thos korean girls or 0/10

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 10:20 PM

Wtf is this thread and why does it exist?

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 10:24 PM

Will k-pop be included? It has hot Korean girls, and guys with chocolate abs.

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 11:24 PM

The antagonist knocks out LeoneFamily takes all of his money and he wakes up in Thailand with some ladyboys.

Added.

 

OP, source of thos korean girls or 0/10

It's from my Deviantart account: http://leonefamily.d...rt.com/gallery/

 

Wtf is this thread and why does it exist?

This question is a good subject for a rhetorical debate. You see the question is not why does this exist, but rather why do we exist? For over 300,000 years we've looked to the sky and gods for answers. We invented fire, landed on the moon, and even flung a piece of metal outside the solar system. But despite all of this we have no more of an understanding of why we exist than the first thinkers of civilized consciousness. Where did it all come from? Why are we here? Is there a meaning to all the actions that our civilisation.........................................................

 

Will k-pop be included? It has hot Korean girls, and guys with chocolate abs.

Sure.

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 07:49 AM

How about an experimental electronica station?

 

https://dingndents.b...com/album/mptof

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 01:52 PM

How about an experimental electronica station?

 

https://dingndents.b...com/album/mptof

Sure. It's still korean after all.


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 04:03 PM

Idk but the title of the song looks japanese. Other than that, 10/10
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Posted 12 July 2017 - 03:11 AM

Idk but the title of the song looks japanese. Other than that, 10/10

Yes I know, it's japanese. And that's the point, it's supposed to be an annoying song.

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Posted 12 July 2017 - 08:19 PM

 

OP, source of thos korean girls or 0/10

It's from my Deviantart account: http://leonefamily.d...rt.com/gallery/

 

NAMES.

 

I believe the one in the top center is in a Korean drama.


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Posted 13 July 2017 - 03:04 AM

 

 

OP, source of thos korean girls or 0/10

It's from my Deviantart account: http://leonefamily.d...rt.com/gallery/

 

NAMES.

 

I believe the one in the top center is in a Korean drama.

 

No, it's Han Ga Eun.


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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Zello, 4 weeks ago.

I think this would be the perfect ending Leone Family finally meets the girl of his dreams and they go to Japan on vacation where they meet this surgeon that does penis enlargement surgery on Leone Family he does not survive the operation and dies. The surgeon then takes the girl with him and lives a long happy life with her.

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I think this would be the perfect ending Leone Family finally meets the girl of his dreams and they go to Japan on vacation where they meet this surgeon that does penis enlargement surgery on Leone Family he does not survive the operation and dies. The surgeon then takes the girl with him and lives a long happy life with her.

PLOT TWIST! The surgeon took the wrong patient and it turned out to be Zello who died of a penis surgery. LeoneFamily takes the girl with him and lives a long happy life with her.

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Posted A week ago Edited by Jezus Holy Christ, A week ago.

@OP: You should win the "Best Openly Troll Member of the Year" award lmfao :D :lol:
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Posted A week ago Edited by Leone Family, A week ago.

@OP: You should win the "Best Openly Troll Member of the Year" award lmfao :D :lol:

 

Are you talking about this?
 

 

 

Wtf is this thread and why does it exist?

This question is a good subject for a rhetorical debate. You see the question is not why does this exist, but rather why do we exist? For over 300,000 years we've looked to the sky and gods for answers. We invented fire, landed on the moon, and even flung a piece of metal outside the solar system. But despite all of this we have no more of an understanding of why we exist than the first thinkers of civilized consciousness. Where did it all come from? Why are we here? Is there a meaning to all the actions that our civilisation.........................................................

 

 

 

 

Speaking of being an "openly troll member":

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Oh, and I've also been trolling on DeviantArt too...

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And I'm also responsible for this mess:

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Alright then, I think I might actually be worth to get this award  :lol:

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