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Gunnalingus
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#1

Posted 2 weeks ago

You know, you find yourself in a middle of a shootout and you are unable to concentrate because you heard something that made you laugh hard or think about it.

 

GTAIV:

 

(Russian Mafia)

 

"Your tiny Balkan brain should know you are surrounded."

"I'm gonna split you like Yugoslavia."

"Nobody's gonna miss a club jerkoff."

 

(Italian Mafia)

 

"Better get a place ready, this Polak is going down."

"I've had enough of this punk ass!"

"Watch out! This f*ck is crazy!"

 

(The Lost)

 

"This is for Percy!"

"Go f*ck something!"

"Take that tampon out of your ass and face me like a man!"

 

(Angels of Death)

 

"Now I'm gonna make you real sorry."

"It's the grim f*cking reaper!"

 

Far Cry 1 (2004)

 

Mercs:

 

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on ya!"

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face!"

"Right between the eyes mofo!"

 

 

Call of Juraez Bound in Blood

 

"Who are they and why are they still alive?"

 

There's more that I like from various games.

 

What are some of your favorite enemy quotes?

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Posted 2 weeks ago

And the winner by knockout is...!

 

 


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"I'll rip off your melon and sh*t down your neck!" - random enemies from The Witcher 3

"Who's footprints are these" - MGS1 Genome soilders

"MOH!" - MGS2 Gurlukavich soilders

These are just some that I like
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"Gotcha now, you bastard, and we're gonna fry your ass!" - Those Pig Cops who catch you at the end of "Red Light District" in Duke Nukem 3D. Dunno if this really counts since it plays at a predetermined point instead of a random enemy quote, but it cracked me up the first time I played it, haha.

 

"It's the freakin' BAT!" - goons in Batman: Arhkam City (and this line might be in the others too, I don't remember). I love how scared sh*tless the guy sounds, it really plays up just how terrifying you are to the enemies in these games.

 

"I think dat whore gave me da clap!" - seemingly every other henchman on the Rook Islands in Far Cry 3

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"Idle hands are the tool of the devil, that's why I jerk off."
"My boyfriend is a corpse!"
-Hunters in Manhunt 2.
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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by FlyingTank, 2 weeks ago.

"ENEMIES.. ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"GO!! GO!! GO!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"ENEMIES.. ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!"
"GO!! GO!! GO!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"

-Most of the enemies in Mass Effect 1.

This s**t was on loop most of the time in a firefight, especially in those damn side-quests.
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"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"


- Benny, New Vegas
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Posted 2 weeks ago Edited by Uncle Sikee Atric, 2 weeks ago.



'Insect....'
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Far Cry 4:

 

"Ajay! I knew your mother! I knew her very well..."

 

"I'm going to cut off a piece of you to give to my children!" It's not the line itself that gets me so much as the fact that it's usually said by the "edged weapon expert" enemies; that is, the obviously-doped-up guys who run around shirtless and only use throwing knives. The thought of a dude like that having kids that he gives presents to is both hilarious and oddly endearing.

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Far Cry 3:

"AY, AY, is that a body!?"

"FU*K THIS HEAT!"

"Burn muddaf*cka burn"

Vaas drugged out pirates are the best enemies of the Far Cry series.
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Posted A week ago Edited by Daz, A week ago.

"Why you shooting the wall... bitch?"

 

"Would it help if I ran into the bullets?"

 

"He's dead, we're f*cked!"

 

"Grow a pair of balls!"

 

"Not bad asshole, not bad"

 

Pretty much anything from Rainbow Six Vegas 1+2. Some of the most hilarious dialog you will ever hear an AI bot say, and say naturally in combat unscripted.

 

 

And obviously anything from the MGS series. But I cba to find any, I am sure many will.

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Posted A week ago Edited by fashion, A week ago.

I got it wrong, huh? My quote was from a cutscene and not from gameplay scenes when fighting random enemies.

My favorite enemy group from Nier Automata was the one located in the abandoned factory later in the story. A twisted religious group of machines has formed where everyone tries to "become as a God." I'm gonna have to play it again to point out more exact quotes though. It's insane. Robots commiting suicide to become gods.

We must die and become as gods!"

Sums it up:


Also this one:

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Posted A week ago

"Godzilla is approaching the generator!" (Godzilla)

"He's a man, not a god!" (Rambo)

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Posted A week ago

In Scarface I like this guy who screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"  with all his might and anger.

 

from the same game:

 

"Time to meet the good Lord!"

"Woo! Time to die baby!"


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"Mendoza is hit...medoza's f*cking hit !"(GTA5)

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"I KILL FOR A LIVING!" - (NOOSE guy in GTA V)
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A bunch of the sh*t mooks say in the Batman: Arkham games. The best ones, IMO, come after the ending of Arkham Knight, as observed by TV Tropes as well:

 

Thug 1: "I always knew it was Bruce Wayne.
Thug 2: Yeah right.
Thug 1: He punches like a rich guy. Contemptuously. Like he's got better things to do than beat the crap out of you.
 
Thug 1: (Jokingly): Oh no! He's coming to get us in the Waynemobile!
Thug 2: (Joining in): Look out boys! Wayne-a-rangs!
Thug 3: Quick! Quick! Run away! He's gonna beat us into a bloody pulp while wearing his heavily armored Waynesuit! (Quiets down, frightened) Actually. Yeah. Keep out of his way.
 
Mook 1: Now that I think about it, Bruce Wayne hit pretty hard back in Arkham City.
Mook 2: Yeah, that uppercut. It seemed a bit familiar.
Mook 1: Exactly! And the way he cracked my skull! It rang a bell at the time but I thought it was just a concussion.
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Perfect Dark has TONS

 

"OH GOD! ...I'm Dying! Ugh!"

 

"Ler 'Er HAAAVE it"

 

" Sounded like....gunfire!"


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"AGH, YOU B*TCH, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!"

"i can do this, I CAN DO THIS!"

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Posted 5 days ago Edited by Pinkarella, 5 days ago.

I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)


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I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)

I don't recall Patriarch ever speaking in German. You must be thinking of Hans.

''Everything is so simple, when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!''

''One in the pipe!''

 

Hans:

''Let's try gas!''


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I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)

I don't recall Patriarch ever speaking in German. You must be thinking of Hans.

''Everything is so simple, when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!''

''One in the pipe!''

 

Hans:

''Let's try gas!''

 

Both speak german, as I mentioned I am german, so most of my games are set in german language if possible. And it is the Patriarch saying Flauschikatz :)


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Posted 4 days ago

I loved the banter in Gears of war 3 multiplayer!




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