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Posted 06 July 2017 - 02:24 AM

You know, you find yourself in a middle of a shootout and you are unable to concentrate because you heard something that made you laugh hard or think about it.

 

GTAIV:

 

(Russian Mafia)

 

"Your tiny Balkan brain should know you are surrounded."

"I'm gonna split you like Yugoslavia."

"Nobody's gonna miss a club jerkoff."

 

(Italian Mafia)

 

"Better get a place ready, this Polak is going down."

"I've had enough of this punk ass!"

"Watch out! This f*ck is crazy!"

 

(The Lost)

 

"This is for Percy!"

"Go f*ck something!"

"Take that tampon out of your ass and face me like a man!"

 

(Angels of Death)

 

"Now I'm gonna make you real sorry."

"It's the grim f*cking reaper!"

 

Far Cry 1 (2004)

 

Mercs:

 

"I'm gonna lay the smack down on ya!"

"I'm gonna shoot you in the face!"

"Right between the eyes mofo!"

 

 

Call of Juraez Bound in Blood

 

"Who are they and why are they still alive?"

 

There's more that I like from various games.

 

What are some of your favorite enemy quotes?

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Posted 07 July 2017 - 03:44 AM

And the winner by knockout is...!

 

 


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Posted 07 July 2017 - 03:55 AM

"I'll rip off your melon and sh*t down your neck!" - random enemies from The Witcher 3

"Who's footprints are these" - MGS1 Genome soilders

"MOH!" - MGS2 Gurlukavich soilders

These are just some that I like
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Posted 07 July 2017 - 12:35 PM

"Gotcha now, you bastard, and we're gonna fry your ass!" - Those Pig Cops who catch you at the end of "Red Light District" in Duke Nukem 3D. Dunno if this really counts since it plays at a predetermined point instead of a random enemy quote, but it cracked me up the first time I played it, haha.

 

"It's the freakin' BAT!" - goons in Batman: Arhkam City (and this line might be in the others too, I don't remember). I love how scared sh*tless the guy sounds, it really plays up just how terrifying you are to the enemies in these games.

 

"I think dat whore gave me da clap!" - seemingly every other henchman on the Rook Islands in Far Cry 3

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Posted 07 July 2017 - 03:00 PM

"Idle hands are the tool of the devil, that's why I jerk off."
"My boyfriend is a corpse!"
-Hunters in Manhunt 2.
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Posted 07 July 2017 - 05:09 PM Edited by FlyingTank, 07 July 2017 - 05:10 PM.

"ENEMIES.. ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"GO!! GO!! GO!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"
"ENEMIES.. ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!"
"GO!! GO!! GO!!"
"I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!"

-Most of the enemies in Mass Effect 1.

This s**t was on loop most of the time in a firefight, especially in those damn side-quests.
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Posted 07 July 2017 - 06:28 PM

"From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck.
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start"


- Benny, New Vegas
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Posted 07 July 2017 - 06:41 PM


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Posted 07 July 2017 - 06:43 PM Edited by Uncle Sikee Atric, 07 July 2017 - 06:44 PM.



'Insect....'
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Posted 08 July 2017 - 04:40 AM

Far Cry 4:

 

"Ajay! I knew your mother! I knew her very well..."

 

"I'm going to cut off a piece of you to give to my children!" It's not the line itself that gets me so much as the fact that it's usually said by the "edged weapon expert" enemies; that is, the obviously-doped-up guys who run around shirtless and only use throwing knives. The thought of a dude like that having kids that he gives presents to is both hilarious and oddly endearing.

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Posted 08 July 2017 - 05:01 AM

Far Cry 3:

"AY, AY, is that a body!?"

"FU*K THIS HEAT!"

"Burn muddaf*cka burn"

Vaas drugged out pirates are the best enemies of the Far Cry series.
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Posted 09 July 2017 - 09:02 PM Edited by Daz, 09 July 2017 - 09:04 PM.

"Why you shooting the wall... bitch?"

 

"Would it help if I ran into the bullets?"

 

"He's dead, we're f*cked!"

 

"Grow a pair of balls!"

 

"Not bad asshole, not bad"

 

Pretty much anything from Rainbow Six Vegas 1+2. Some of the most hilarious dialog you will ever hear an AI bot say, and say naturally in combat unscripted.

 

 

And obviously anything from the MGS series. But I cba to find any, I am sure many will.

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:49 AM Edited by fashion, 10 July 2017 - 05:56 AM.

I got it wrong, huh? My quote was from a cutscene and not from gameplay scenes when fighting random enemies.

My favorite enemy group from Nier Automata was the one located in the abandoned factory later in the story. A twisted religious group of machines has formed where everyone tries to "become as a God." I'm gonna have to play it again to point out more exact quotes though. It's insane. Robots commiting suicide to become gods.

We must die and become as gods!"

Sums it up:


Also this one:

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 11:43 PM

"Godzilla is approaching the generator!" (Godzilla)

"He's a man, not a god!" (Rambo)

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 12:29 PM

In Scarface I like this guy who screams "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"  with all his might and anger.

 

from the same game:

 

"Time to meet the good Lord!"

"Woo! Time to die baby!"


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 12:47 PM

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 07:18 PM

"Mendoza is hit...medoza's f*cking hit !"(GTA5)

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Posted 11 July 2017 - 08:47 PM

"I KILL FOR A LIVING!" - (NOOSE guy in GTA V)
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Posted 13 July 2017 - 09:43 PM

A bunch of the sh*t mooks say in the Batman: Arkham games. The best ones, IMO, come after the ending of Arkham Knight, as observed by TV Tropes as well:

 

Thug 1: "I always knew it was Bruce Wayne.
Thug 2: Yeah right.
Thug 1: He punches like a rich guy. Contemptuously. Like he's got better things to do than beat the crap out of you.
 
Thug 1: (Jokingly): Oh no! He's coming to get us in the Waynemobile!
Thug 2: (Joining in): Look out boys! Wayne-a-rangs!
Thug 3: Quick! Quick! Run away! He's gonna beat us into a bloody pulp while wearing his heavily armored Waynesuit! (Quiets down, frightened) Actually. Yeah. Keep out of his way.
 
Mook 1: Now that I think about it, Bruce Wayne hit pretty hard back in Arkham City.
Mook 2: Yeah, that uppercut. It seemed a bit familiar.
Mook 1: Exactly! And the way he cracked my skull! It rang a bell at the time but I thought it was just a concussion.
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Posted 13 July 2017 - 11:10 PM

Perfect Dark has TONS

 

"OH GOD! ...I'm Dying! Ugh!"

 

"Ler 'Er HAAAVE it"

 

" Sounded like....gunfire!"

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Posted 14 July 2017 - 04:05 PM

"AGH, YOU B*TCH, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!"

"i can do this, I CAN DO THIS!"

security guards in hitman

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Posted 14 July 2017 - 05:09 PM

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Posted 17 July 2017 - 08:03 PM



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Posted 17 July 2017 - 11:27 PM Edited by Pinkarella, 17 July 2017 - 11:27 PM.

I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 09:38 AM

I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)

I don't recall Patriarch ever speaking in German. You must be thinking of Hans.

''Everything is so simple, when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!''

''One in the pipe!''

 

Hans:

''Let's try gas!''


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:23 PM

 

I like a phrase of the patriarch in Killing Floor 2.

 

I heard him say several times, shortly before or while dying "Flauschikatz" which is a german expression( I am german not sure what he says in other languages) for fluffy cat/kitten. Sooo cute... :)

I don't recall Patriarch ever speaking in German. You must be thinking of Hans.

''Everything is so simple, when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!''

''One in the pipe!''

 

Hans:

''Let's try gas!''

 

Both speak german, as I mentioned I am german, so most of my games are set in german language if possible. And it is the Patriarch saying Flauschikatz :)


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 11:37 PM

I loved the banter in Gears of war 3 multiplayer!

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"I keep imagining myself in charge of a large empire!"

"I love watching two morons beat the crap out of each other!"

-Gary Smith

 

"Dumb f*ck can't tell his mother from his meth dealer..."

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Posted 3 weeks ago

''Ey, if you die, can I have your bike?''

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Posted 3 weeks ago

The "what the .." or "what the hell" quotes from the enemies in Max Payne when they express surprise after I enter and blow up their faces with shotgun. 

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