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eCola
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#91

Posted 10 November 2017 - 01:35 PM

When you drive on the left side of the road for the hell of it.


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#92

Posted 21 November 2017 - 06:15 PM Edited by Evil empire, 21 November 2017 - 06:17 PM.

You know you've been playing GTA's too much when you don't understand why people mention that Oregon thing when talking about Portland.

 

When you see an armored truck and immediately try to steal it and bring it to a hangar in the port.

 

When you spent 600$ in a strip club thinking it would make you its owner and earn 4000$ dollars per day.

 

When you destroy you car in your garage and close the door thinking the vehicle will be immediately repaired when you open the door again.

 

When you don't buy cherry ice-creams anymore because you think they contain drug.

 

When you see a train stop and try to eject the driver so you take control, make the deliveries and earn 10 000$.

 

When you don't understand why all these fools around you always say Staten island instead of Staunton island.

 

When someone in front of you can't climb a ladder and you find it perfectly normal.

 

When you had an accident and ask someone where the nearest pay and spray is.

 

When you think Audrey Hepburn has this family name because she was born in Hepburn heights.


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#93

Posted 31 December 2017 - 09:56 AM

When you curse yourself for reaching late and not following that Damned train

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#94

Posted 31 December 2017 - 11:18 AM

When you see a tow truck and then immediately think about crackhead JB and Tonya.

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#95

Posted 31 December 2017 - 11:30 AM

When you start running fast as f*ck like Tommy Vercetti....

 

And when you see a Lamborghini and you call it a Cheetah from VC. 


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#96

Posted 01 January 2018 - 07:03 AM

When your friends in GTA IV are better than your real life friends.


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#97

Posted 02 January 2018 - 09:49 AM

When traffic lights become more of a guideline then the law.

Sleepwalking
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#98

Posted 05 January 2018 - 12:24 AM Edited by Sleepwalking, 05 January 2018 - 12:24 AM.

When you are going into a street that you are not familiar with and thinking of checking the map in order to find which gang is controlling street.

(After playing countless hours of SA :) )




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