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#61

Posted 27 May 2017 - 12:21 PM

While queuing at the local recycling centre I saw this and was almost like "F*ck it, i'm going for it!"

 

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Posted 27 May 2017 - 03:26 PM

- When you watch the business news and think of how you manipulate the stock market

- When you drop your friends or family off somewhere and think "mission passed" and play the tune from one of the games.

- When you're calling for a friend, you get the image of a radar and the letter of their name in your head. 

- You identify songs on the radio on whether they were in GTA or not. 

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Posted 05 June 2017 - 07:25 AM

When you try to quick save before doing something important, only to realize you can't do that in the real world (happened to me just the other day).


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Posted 06 June 2017 - 04:11 PM Edited by Tao Cheng, 06 June 2017 - 04:13 PM.

- When you actually attempted to pull a stunt jump.

- Associate your real life cars to GTA named cars. Had a blue Kuruma at the time.

 

 

I was 16 at the time this was filmed lol.

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Posted 06 June 2017 - 04:16 PM

While queuing at the local recycling centre I saw this and was almost like "F*ck it, i'm going for it!"

 

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Hope it's not a heavy vehicle if you're really going to pull it off... 

Also if I'm in the financial position to own a spare cheap car for giggles, I'll do it for real...


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Posted 07 June 2017 - 02:44 AM

When you refer to real life locations as their GTA names.

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Posted 07 June 2017 - 04:04 AM

I see security vans all the time and all i think is "i wish i had sticky bombs"
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Posted 08 June 2017 - 04:39 AM

When you jump off a building, hit a concrete sidewalk, and then respawn at a hospital.

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 06:07 AM

When you jump off a building, hit a concrete sidewalk, and then respawn at a hospital.


And the doctors prescribe hot dogs as a form of medical remedy.

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 01:45 PM

Thought of some more...

- If you've actually attempted to say Big Smoke's order at a fast food place.

- If you hear a street food vendor say "C'mon, they ain't gonna throw themselves up!"  :lol: 

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 06:53 PM

When you see a nice car, and think about what it would be like to steal it. Like, breaking into it, hardwiring it, and then driving away with it.


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Posted 08 June 2017 - 09:26 PM

When you go to a chicken restaurant and order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


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Posted 08 June 2017 - 11:43 PM

When you go to a chicken restaurant and order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Sorry, but I think you missed my post up there.  :p

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 01:54 PM

When you go to Taco Clucking Bell and order 2 number 9 a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 2 number 45s 1 with cheese and a large soda.


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#75

Posted 09 June 2017 - 04:47 PM

this happened really to me a few years ago.
when you must go to school but you don't want to get up from the bed, and you think: let's save and reload it later.
and thats the reason you are to late in the end

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 08:11 PM

When you murder a police officer and 3 stars appear above you.

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Posted 09 June 2017 - 08:14 PM

When you walk outside and get hit by a speeding cop car chasing a criminal.

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Posted 11 June 2017 - 06:15 PM Edited by Tonguegirl, 11 June 2017 - 06:15 PM.

When guys come up behind you in clubs and do the 'thrust' action and you imagine pulling your machete out of the empty dome that used to be their skull.

 

Wondering if there's a shotgun in the trunk of that cop car.

 

Using insults you've heard in the game to talk smack to people.

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Posted 13 June 2017 - 10:44 PM

When you stand next to someone and suddenly you get arrested for no reason at all.

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Posted 17 June 2017 - 02:50 PM Edited by SonicTheSexhog, 17 June 2017 - 02:52 PM.

I have to take a certain bus every monday and when they reach some street the bus driver has to leave the bus and we wait a few seconds or minutes until his replacement bus driver comes to take his shift.

I always feel like I should just walk to the front, take the bus driver seat and hijack the bus.

Same thing when I was walking near a fancy school and some parent showed up in a big Jeep SUV to pick up their kid. They left the SUV and left the door open, maybe even left the keys inside. I really wanted to steal the SUV and I had to battle my thoughts for a while until I kept walking.


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Posted 30 June 2017 - 09:36 AM

When you know the map of your favourite GTA better than that of your own city :lol:

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 03:22 PM

When you know the map of your favourite GTA better than that of your own city :lol:


I obviously don't live in any of the cities that are represented in GTA games, but it wouldn't surprise me if for example some New Yorkers knew Liberty City more than NYC itself.:p

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 07:28 PM

When you're on the bike and wanna press a button to look behind you.
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Posted 06 July 2017 - 10:57 AM

- As a pilot in training, I've now gotten into the habit of saying "All we had to do was follow the damn plane, CJ!"

- If I go bowling with friends, I call them all Roman or Cousin

- Thanks to Tommy Vercetti, my main swear word is prick


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Posted 07 July 2017 - 11:46 PM Edited by zombieslayer777, 08 July 2017 - 12:04 AM.

when you steal a jet and get 4 stars


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Posted 09 July 2017 - 02:34 PM

Not really related to real life, but playing another sandbox game (i.e SR2) and pressing "X" to save an outfit and looking dumbfounded when nothing happens. 


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Posted 12 July 2017 - 10:49 PM

You shoot up a hooker with a carbine rifle after banging her. 

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 08:59 PM

When you expect the garage door open as you drive into it.

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 08:59 PM Edited by theGTAking101, 08 November 2017 - 08:59 PM.

- When you're tempted to drive fast and recklessly cause waiting in traffic is annoying.

- When you hear a popular song and you think "Hey I know that song from GTA."

- When you walk and jump like the characters do.

- When you rob a bank and get away with it.


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Posted 09 November 2017 - 08:06 AM

When you know Los Santos to the detail but you get lost in your own city




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