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#31

Posted 21 May 2017 - 01:28 AM

When you teleport into the next dimension due to bad servers.

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#32

Posted 21 May 2017 - 01:43 AM

When you spot a car in real life that's in GTA, but you call it by their GTA vehicle name.
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#33

Posted 21 May 2017 - 06:57 AM

When you see Brits driving on the wrong side of the road...
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 07:09 AM Edited by (Ambient), 21 May 2017 - 07:09 AM.

When you see a black Mercedes or a black BMW, and think it's the Russian Mafia driving around.

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#35

Posted 21 May 2017 - 07:31 AM

When you see a Smart Car and say "oh look, a Panto!". And your friends actually get the joke.


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Posted 21 May 2017 - 07:59 AM

..When you beat up a hooker & take your money back.
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 08:39 AM

When right hand drive cars look really f*cking weird.

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#38

Posted 21 May 2017 - 03:13 PM

When you start running like Niko Bellic.

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Posted 21 May 2017 - 03:35 PM

When you see a Smart Car and say "oh look, a Panto!". And your friends actually get the joke.

When every time you see the rear of a VW up! on the autobahn you fully expect to overtake a Smart car, because Panto.


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Posted 21 May 2017 - 03:51 PM

When you do something bad in the wilderness and you get surprised that a rabbit or deer has not called the police and reported you.
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 08:09 PM

when your in a parking lot and you look at all the cars and pick which car I would steal .

 

when people are terrible drivers and you just want to drive in front of them and pull them out of their car and beat them up.

 

when you replay the story and memorize the exact dialogue down to the letter and say it with them.

 

when you want your next vacation to be in the desert because of how awesome the desert is in gta.

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#42

Posted 21 May 2017 - 08:42 PM

When right hand drive cars look really f*cking weird.

 

This happened me only the other day! 

 

Playing too much GTA when you start making up fake radio adverts in your head for made-up products. 

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Posted 21 May 2017 - 10:14 PM Edited by CaptainMental, 21 May 2017 - 10:16 PM.

When you think of parked cars as covers for a shoot out. (I thought of that many times and then remembering: Im not carrying a gun or an RPG and even if I would, I wouldnt respawn after cops kills me...)

 

When you have GTA soundtracks as MP3s on your car stereo. (I do and whenever theyre played I start driving more aggressively.)

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#44

Posted 21 May 2017 - 10:17 PM

When you try to beat someone to death with a dildo.

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#45

Posted 22 May 2017 - 01:29 AM

When a song from the game plays on your radio while sitting in traffic....and you reach for your gun.

 

Or that 1 time I pulled out my phone and didn't recognize any of the contacts.

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 03:15 AM Edited by StormBreaker, 22 May 2017 - 03:17 AM.

When you hear a siren and wonder how many stars you have.

When you look at New York/Los Angeles and shout, "Look! It's Liberty City/Los Santos!"
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Posted 22 May 2017 - 03:18 AM

When you're driving and expect people to cut you off / change lanes into you without warning.

When driving on the left side of the road feels wierd.

When you try to use the break to reverse.

When you find out theres a street near your area called Grove Street, and now want to live there just cos of its name.

When you dont wear purple because it's Ballas colours.
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Posted 22 May 2017 - 03:38 AM

When you get Hollywood, Burger King and Sprite confused with Vinewood, Burger Shot and Sprunk.
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#49

Posted 22 May 2017 - 04:15 AM

When you punch a street performer as hard as you can in the face every time you see one.

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#50

Posted 22 May 2017 - 04:18 AM

When you want to see yourself doing normal everyday stuff in third person. 

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#51

Posted 22 May 2017 - 12:52 PM

When you completely forget about the traffic lights and road laws.
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#52

Posted 22 May 2017 - 01:02 PM

when you know the entire map better than your irl neighborhood :p

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#53

Posted 22 May 2017 - 03:04 PM

When you go to your garage and try to choose one of some free vehicles

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 10:12 PM

When you crash your vehicle and realize you're not Franklin Clinton and you don't have a driving special ability.

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#55

Posted 23 May 2017 - 05:23 PM

when the cops stop you in traffic and they don't try to murder you. :lol:


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#56

Posted 23 May 2017 - 06:26 PM

When you see people not following road rules and you want to run them over with your vehicle

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#57

Posted 23 May 2017 - 08:05 PM

When you're paranoid of crossing the road because pedestrian/NPCs suck at driving and need to "OPEN THEIR F*****G EYES!!!

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#58

Posted 24 May 2017 - 01:41 PM

When you say most of the Story dialogues

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#59

Posted 24 May 2017 - 01:51 PM

You start feeling paranoid if you stand next to someone expecting them to call the cops for no f*cking reason..

*cough*...GTA V
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#60

Posted 26 May 2017 - 08:35 PM

When you don't have any loading times when you wake up





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