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#1

Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:53 PM

Whenever you hear sirens you wonder how many stars the criminal has.

 

You can't see a car transporter without seeing it as a potential stunt jump,

 

Wooden crates look like 'cover'

 

...

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:57 PM

When you go see family/friends and they don't know who you are.
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 09:59 PM

...this is the 90th time you've seen this topic on the forums.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:00 PM

You have to resist the urge to steal the Discovery or Range Rover sat in front in traffic remembering they don't sell foe 9k irl... they sell for more.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:02 PM

I was recently at walmart and saw a armored truck, I miss that thing lol

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:02 PM Edited by Khephera_87_GER, 20 May 2017 - 10:03 PM.

When you drive over pedestrians at the Times Square and you are amazed and disappointed that the cops don't shoot you. -.-

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:02 PM

When you get confused with gta and irl cars....
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:03 PM

When you drive over pedestrians at the Times Square and you are amazed and disappointed that the cops don't shoot you. -.-


He called Lester.
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:04 PM

You shoot yourself and think you'll respawn at the nearest hospital.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:19 PM

Look at that Übermacht!

That what?
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:25 PM

When you start driving like you're playing GTA


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:28 PM

When you start driving like you're playing GTA...


...but realise you won't come far (no armor upgrade installed) :)


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:32 PM

when you start considering doing heists irl.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:33 PM

You see a range rover irl and wonder if you should steal it so you can take it to LS Customs for 9 grand.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 10:52 PM

When you eat some candy and it doesn't heal you up.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:05 PM

We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:08 PM

We used to pull all-nighters playing San Andreas and getting stoned, if we went down town the day after I'd get literal hallucinations walking down the street where I momentarily thought I was in the game. It happened once with Tony Hawk 4 as well, forgot how to use my legs for a second cos I thought I was on a skateboard lol. Sleep deprivation is a sick high if you get it right

I swear, I almost stole a Pizza Hut moped after playing Vice City all night. Just for the epic endo potential. 

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:10 PM

...but realise you won't come far (no armor upgrade installed) :)


I still drive recklessly though 😎

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:16 PM Edited by Foreverpast, 20 May 2017 - 11:17 PM.

When I see a police helicopter in real life, then try to throw a snowball at it, thinking it'll start smoking & crash.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:21 PM Edited by Brent Starkey, 20 May 2017 - 11:25 PM.

-The word "killing" makes your dick hard.
-You pay unhealthy attention to inflation rates
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:24 PM Edited by kottonmouth401, 20 May 2017 - 11:28 PM.

when you start wearing body armor and a werewolf mask just to go to the store.

when you find yourself considering adding a roll cage, neons and a loud annoying loop horn to your Nissan Versa.

And when you immediately recognized that that dude on TWD was Trevor.

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:35 PM

When you have dreams of driving an Insurgent to work. Cuz f*ck traffic.
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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:36 PM

When you want to EWO but you know you will not respawn.
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#24

Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:38 PM

1. When I've seen this thread more than a few times on this forum.

 

2. Getting into the spirit of it - when in this situation captured below you have a visceral reaction to reach for a sticky bomb. And yes, I took the picture.

 

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:40 PM

When you try to dupe a car but you remember that real life isn't easy as it seems


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:44 PM

When you see a mountain and want to parachute off only to remember you'll get stuck on the cliff side for half a day.

When you see a guy on a scooter and call him your scooter brother.

When your car gets impounded so you jump the fence rather than paying the fee.

When you're getting punched so you desperately look for a way to enable passive mode.

When you board a plane and ask a flight attendant to meet the guy who's flying the Titan.

When you want to kill a hooker to get your-wait, this is too much lol.

Now how about a thread where you HAVEN'T played GTA enough?

When you make a thread and only list 3 examples and finish it with a line of dots.

Come on!

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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:45 PM Edited by kottonmouth401, 20 May 2017 - 11:52 PM.

when the captain charges you $25,000 just to move your private yacht to a different port, and you don't even question it.

when you're at a family function and you start putting kick votes on the kids.
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Posted 21 May 2017 - 12:13 AM Edited by SMACKED!, 21 May 2017 - 12:40 AM.

When somebody says "let's rob a little bubble gum off this store" "nobody will see" "they have no camera" and you feel like a convict.

 

When you go swim into a small water channel and you think you're into an amphibious assault mission because your parents didn't let you go swim in there.

 

Autism is strong.

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Posted 21 May 2017 - 12:22 AM

When you see a boat on the street and you think someone activated the wrong cheat.
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#30

Posted 21 May 2017 - 12:29 AM

When you think that your local Gay bars do the bus stop like in Hercules. Seriously, I asked them, and they just said "the what?"
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