What is BELLICOLOGY?
Bellicology derives from the name of our lord and savior, Niko Bellic. Bellicology is a belief that to become victorious and live the dream you've always asked for, preferably an American dream, one must believe strongly and praise our lord and savior, Niko Bellic.
HISTORY OF BELLICOLOGY
Bellicology started in 2008, but the story behind started around late 2006/early 2007.
During the darker times of the earth, a mortal by the name of Houser bred a boy named NIKO BELLIC.
In 2008, the spiritual guide to Bellicology (the Holy Bible of Bellicology) was unleashed to the world.
This Bible, named Grand Theft Auto IV, revealed the story and struggle of our lord and savior, Niko Bellic, with help from fellow prophets, Roman Bellic and Jacob Hughes. Additional appendices named 'The Lost and Damned' and 'The Ballad of Gay Tony' was also uncovered a few months after.
It was in this moment where a man named Vihaan Aryaan started to spread the story and thus gathering fellow believers, thus creating what we know as Bellicology.
HOW TO JOIN BELLOCOLOGY
Becoming a fellow Bellicologist is easy, one must say the words of Niko Bellic.
"Life is complicated. I killed people. Smuggled people. Sold people. Perhaps here...Things will be different."
After one says said words, things WILL be different.
To truly become a real Bellicologist, one must:
- Wear the clothing of our Lord and Savior.
- Participate in the practice of Bowling, Pool, Darts, or fast food dining from Cluckin Bell or Burger Shot. If Bowling is chosen pray to the prophet Roman Bellic
- Move to the closest interpretation of Liberty City, New York City.
- Play and understand the Bible of Bellicology, Grand Theft Auto IV, at least 7 hours a day
- Pray to our lord and savior, Niko Bellic, thanking him for all he's given. 6 hours a day.
- Not to read the satanic Bible, Grand Theft Auto V, and despise those who play it.
- Attain weapons from black market gun shops, preferably those in back alleys.
- One must help give lift to unfortunate souls with an Esperanto, the Bellic cab.
- Create a profile in love-meet.net and becoming a couple with fellow Bellicologists from said site.
- One must visit the angel palace "The Triangle Club" and lie with partners preferably those from Alderney in midnight.
After those practices are done, you will be victorious, and the American dream will come true.
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