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#1

Posted 01 April 2017 - 10:43 AM



Too bad its the first of April.
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Posted 01 April 2017 - 10:58 AM

thank f*ck this would probably suck ass

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 11:16 AM Edited by (Ambient), 01 April 2017 - 12:01 PM.

April Fools is today, so I'm not gonna believe this.

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 12:40 PM

That's pretty cool, I wonder w... *checks calendar*

Nevermind.

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 06:12 PM

I wouldn't trust AMC to make a GTA series. Lifetime perhaps, but not AMC.
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Posted 01 April 2017 - 06:42 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 01 April 2017 - 06:42 PM.

Today would be a good day to "leak" some "GTA 6 footages"....


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Posted 01 April 2017 - 06:46 PM Edited by TheSadisticOwl, 01 April 2017 - 06:47 PM.

Can't wait for MrBossFTW's 8 videos solely on this trailer. The first 4 being overanalyzing it and the rest being about how it was an April's Fools joke.

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 08:19 PM

That would be terrible, thank God it's not true.

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 08:28 PM

It wouldn't work out, and a movie would be a f*ck up, like Max Payne. Perhaps a mini-series?

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Posted 01 April 2017 - 08:45 PM

There's not much games that can be made into shows or movies and still be as good.


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Posted 01 April 2017 - 09:36 PM

There's not much games that can be made into shows or movies and still be as good.

 

I strongly believe it's impossible to make a good video game movie. Are there any so far, really?


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Posted 02 April 2017 - 12:30 AM

 

There's not much games that can be made into shows or movies and still be as good.

 

I strongly believe it's impossible to make a good video game movie. Are there any so far, really?

 

I would say Mad Max to anger people, but nah...

 

The only recent one that I've watched is Need For Speed, and it is actually better than the newer games, but way worse anything pre-2006.

 

Anyways, I'm getting off-topic.

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Posted 02 April 2017 - 01:50 AM

I wouldn't trust AMC to make a GTA series. Lifetime perhaps, but not AMC.

If they want to attract the GTA online audience it would be a perfect fit on MTV.
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Posted 02 April 2017 - 02:29 AM

-Have Steven Ogg narrate

-Use completely different actor as main character

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Posted 02 April 2017 - 03:05 AM

I wouldn't trust AMC to make a GTA series. Lifetime perhaps, but not AMC.

If they want to attract the GTA online audience it would be a perfect fit on MTV.

In this case, they had to do it as a (somewhat) sci-fi-ish sh*t.
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Posted 09 April 2017 - 08:08 PM

Am I one of the few who felt that this trailer is more GTA than GTA 5?


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 03:23 AM

I wouldn't trust AMC to make a GTA series. Lifetime perhaps, but not AMC.


AMC The Dead? Is it for real doughie i know that a T.V. Show would be good
for GTA San Andreas fans would want that.

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Posted 10 April 2017 - 04:02 AM

I'd like to see a sitcom about working at R* it'd be hilarious in fact just take this thread and turn it into a show

http://gtaforums.com...storm-chat-log/


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Posted 10 April 2017 - 09:31 AM

I'd like to see a sitcom about working at R* it'd be hilarious in fact just take this thread and turn it into a show
http://gtaforums.com...storm-chat-log/

That would be a brainstorming indeed yet it is certainly
unpopular among us gamers.
It would be a bad idea.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

 

I'd like to see a sitcom about working at R* it'd be hilarious in fact just take this thread and turn it into a show
http://gtaforums.com...storm-chat-log/

That would be a brainstorming indeed yet it is certainly
unpopular among us gamers.
It would be a bad idea.

 

What?

 

Seriously though a comedy taking place about working at R* I'd watch it


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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by DOUGL4S1, 4 weeks ago.

 

 

I'd like to see a sitcom about working at R* it'd be hilarious in fact just take this thread and turn it into a show
http://gtaforums.com...storm-chat-log/

That would be a brainstorming indeed yet it is certainly
unpopular among us gamers.
It would be a bad idea.

 

What?

 

Seriously though a comedy taking place about working at R* I'd watch it

 

Boss: "Hey, you! Go into the GTA Online room, we need you to make a new safehouse!"

Employee: "Wait, I'm almost finished detailing the North Point Mall."

Boss: "But we need you now! make it modern, Gill and CJ made some cool props and I don't want to waste them!"

Employee: "But this way, the next GTA will be ready by 2030!"

**Boss pulls the Employee PC's cable off the wall plug**

Employee: "WTF, I've been working on this for 5 hou..."

Boss: "I don't give a sh*t about the Next GTA, we haven't promised it yet! What we did promise was a new GTA Online DLC, so go make that or go out the front door and don't come back!!!"

**Employee stares at the Boss scared**

Employee: "GTA Online Room?"

Boss: "And remember to use Gill and CJ's props. Or don't, I don't care, those creeps at GTA Forums love unused content."

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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Zello, 4 weeks ago.

 

 

 

I'd like to see a sitcom about working at R* it'd be hilarious in fact just take this thread and turn it into a show
http://gtaforums.com...storm-chat-log/

That would be a brainstorming indeed yet it is certainly
unpopular among us gamers.
It would be a bad idea.

 

What?

 

Seriously though a comedy taking place about working at R* I'd watch it

 

Boss: "Hey, you! Go into the GTA Online room, we need you to make a new safehouse!"

Employee: "Wait, I'm almost finished detailing the North Point Mall."

Boss: "But we need you now! make it modern, Gill and CJ made some cool props and I don't want to waste them!"

Employee: "But this way, the next GTA will be ready by 2030!"

**Boss pulls the Employee PC's cable off the wall plug**

Employee: "WTF, I've been working on this for 5 hou..."

Boss: "I don't give a sh*t about the Next GTA, we haven't promised it yet! What we did promise was a new GTA Online DLC, so go make that or go out the front door and don't come back!!!"

**Employee stares at the Boss scared**

Employee: "GTA Online Room?"

Boss: "And remember to use Gill and CJ's props. Or don't, I don't care, those creeps at GTA Forums love unused content."

 

Sam Houser is sitting in his office speaking to Strauss Zelnick on the phone while his brother Dan is busy throwing darts at a picture of The Benz laugh track starts playing.

 

"No I won't release another trailer. Strauss." He raises his voice "Well tell those bastards they can f*ckin wait!"

 

Sam hangs up then shouts at Dan

 

"Tell my secretary to bring me some coffee! and a blow job with extra slop!"

 

Later that day...

 

An employee is working on some GTA Online DLC wanting to know Dan's opinion on it he walks to his office he finds the door open.

He is shocked when he finds Dan Houser with no pants hanging upside down.

"Oh Hi."

 

"Is this a bad time?"

 

"No no it's fine I'm just praticing a new form of meditation that I picked up from the homeless folks in the subway. I've reached anti reptilian level 3. YOU CANT CATCH ME ALIENS!"

 

Dan Houser crawls out of his office like a spider and leaves

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Posted 4 weeks ago

 

There's not much games that can be made into shows or movies and still be as good.

 

I strongly believe it's impossible to make a good video game movie. Are there any so far, really?

 

To me there is one so far. I saw the first Hitman movie that was released 10 years ago and I was disappointed. I wasn't planing to see it anyway but while dining with a friend we decided to go to the movies and Hitman was suggested by her. She had no idea that the movie was based on the video game but she liked the actor, so. Anyway, Timothy Olyphant in the role of Agent 47, didn't seem convincing to me. I couldn't really identify him as the assassin I knew from the computer game I first played in 2000. I finished the first three games but did not with Hitman Blood Money, due to lost interest. I had high hopes for Absolution but lost interest again after the first chapter. To me they became worse then the first ones but that's another story. I decided to go see the reboot, Hitman: Agent 47, that was released in 2015. Rupert Friend is a much more convincing Assassin and I enjoyed the story of the reboot more than the first one. It was a big surprise. It's much better IMO.

 

First movie - Hitman (2007)

 

Reboot - Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

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Posted 4 weeks ago

There may be a Grand Theft Auto movie, just not about the Game series. There's already a 1977 film called "Grand Theft Auto", and the writter actually sued Rockstar for using the name on GTA games. Basically, Rockstar can't make a movie based on the GTA Series (nevermind the GTA II "movie", but whatever...) and the guy can't make a game about the Grand Theft Auto movie. Apparently he's planning on re-making that movie this year.


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Posted 4 weeks ago

There may be a Grand Theft Auto movie, just not about the Game series. There's already a 1977 film called "Grand Theft Auto", and the writter actually sued Rockstar for using the name on GTA games. Basically, Rockstar can't make a movie based on the GTA Series (nevermind the GTA II "movie", but whatever...) and the guy can't make a game about the Grand Theft Auto movie. Apparently he's planning on re-making that movie this year.

Suing Rockstar for using the name "Grand Theft Auto"? But that's just a normal phrase used by police to mention car theft.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

 

There may be a Grand Theft Auto movie, just not about the Game series. There's already a 1977 film called "Grand Theft Auto", and the writter actually sued Rockstar for using the name on GTA games. Basically, Rockstar can't make a movie based on the GTA Series (nevermind the GTA II "movie", but whatever...) and the guy can't make a game about the Grand Theft Auto movie. Apparently he's planning on re-making that movie this year.

Suing Rockstar for using the name "Grand Theft Auto"? But that's just a normal phrase used by police to mention car theft.

 

That's why they reached an agreement where the guy can't make a game out of his movie.


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Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by Zello, 3 weeks ago.

They could make a good drama about working at R* so much material

http://www.vg247.com...v-is-set-in…/

 

A R* employee is walking in a park one night with his girlfriend.

 

"I have to tell you something."

 

"What is it? You've been acting strange lately. You don't answer my calls, you spend all day at work, come home late... Are you having an affair?"

 

The R* employee gets on one knee

 

"I-I...The next GTA comes out soon."

 

"OMG I love you!"


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Posted 2 weeks ago

GTA is based upon TV series & movies, making a series based on GTA makes no sense. I'm happy it's only a joke trailer.

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#29

Posted 2 weeks ago

I feel like this topic needs to be moved to off-topic, Movies and TV.


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They could make a good drama about working at R* so much material

http://www.vg247.com...v-is-set-in…/

 

A R* employee is walking in a park one night with his girlfriend.

 

"I have to tell you something."

 

"What is it? You've been acting strange lately. You don't answer my calls, you spend all day at work, come home late... Are you having an affair?"

 

The R* employee gets on one knee

 

"I-I...The next GTA comes out soon."

 

"OMG I love you!"

It airs in my head

 

 





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