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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:16 PM

1)Pay all my debts

2)Send it to the charity

3)Have an awesome gaming setup

4)Travel around the world (Syria,Iraq,North Korea,North Yankton,Los Santos,San Fierro,Las Venturas)

5)Buy a medium size house(I have a medium size family and why da hell you will need 789 bathrooms and bedrooms??)

6)Invest the rest

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:19 PM

Waste it all on Gin and Coffee.
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:23 PM

I would fill my swimming pool with Nutella and hire some hookers to dress up as slices of toast.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:25 PM

Buy all the games on steam

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:30 PM

Disown my family.
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:37 PM

nipple removal surgery
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:43 PM

Clone my dog so then I'd have two dogs but it's the same dog only twice

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 02:58 PM

Clone my dog so then I'd have two dogs but it's the same dog only twice


I'd pay half a mil for the cloned doggo

as for the rest I'd pay off my mother's mortgage, treat the family and buy myself PS4 Pro.
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:06 PM Edited by The7thOne, 19 September 2017 - 05:25 PM.

Well, assuming this $1M is a winning rather than something you've earned and accumulated over time, I could get creative here.

 

1. Hire a lawyer. This is especially important when an individual wins the lottery - depending on the state or federal laws you'll have a certain amount deducted...but for keeping things simple let's pretend a tax on this winning doesn't exist. $1,000,000 winnings with no strings attached - I would hire a lawyer immediately to ensure any future ventures or investments go smoothly (as well as to protect myself from any competition)

 

2. Subtract $100,000, put it in my bank account. This is basically fun cash that I can do whatever with.

 

That leaves me with $900,000 (again going with the no tax rule.) Next I would...

 

3. Subtract $750,000 and use it to invest. The outcome will obviously vary depending on what you invest in and the time that you do. Some people come out fine, others go homeless after investing in fads - so ideally it would be short sparks in very concentrated industries. This leaves me with $150,000, which I would invest in a Roth IRA. This also covers my behind in case the $100,000 "fun cash" is used up by then.

 

4. Wait a really long time and stay frugal with the $100,000 fun cash. Assuming you invested in the right places, your lawyer covered anything scary, and you left the Roth IRA alone until you've lived beyond about 50 (assuming you make it there anyway) everything should be on the up and up. Or 7th is just really bad at finances and will be left penniless

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:13 PM Edited by Mukkus, 29 March 2017 - 02:31 AM.

Pay off my house/ upgrade and new furniture

Buy investment condo  

Vette, Land Rover and motor home

Travel every summer

New suits/clothes

Donate 100k

100k in stocks

Order a pair of drawers made of live tribbles

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:32 PM

Buy some gas, then light the rest on fire.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:56 PM

Buy a sh*tload of memorabilia from my favorite bands/artists, like Macabre and GG Allin. A dude I met on Facebook was able to get a hold of one of GG's blood, sh*t, and piss encrusted microphones, lucky bastard.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:57 PM

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:26 PM

Move the The Bahamas and do nothing but sit out in the sun all day


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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:30 PM Edited by The_Human, 26 March 2017 - 04:30 PM.

Get a house in Sweden and settle in there with two horses, avoid influence of any humans.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:37 PM

nipple removal surgery

Dude what? But why?

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:39 PM Edited by Mr. Fartenhate, 26 March 2017 - 04:40 PM.

nipple removal surgery

Dude what? But why?
why not?

everyone has nipples. i wanna be a trend setter
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:40 PM Edited by Darth Absentis, 26 March 2017 - 04:41 PM.

move to canada, get some guns, don't live in a to populated area, get a small house with 2 or 4 garages, store a toyota landcruiser and some car that might go up in value, install a high end gaming setup in my house, have a generator as back up, have a boat as back up and be safe for when sh*t goes down in the form of a pandemic or ww3.

 

edit: and of course be removed about 30 min max from a super market and never go to work ever again


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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:54 PM

Buy more expensive orange juice from now on

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:55 PM

Nipple addition surgery.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 05:58 PM

Buy a pine nut farm.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 07:32 PM

1. Pay off student loans

2. Pay of friends and families debts

3. Expand the cat shelter I work at

4. Buy and own a place in a condominium.

5. If there is any left, I'd buy a NSX and donate to GTAF for better servers and upkeep.

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 10:48 PM

Spend it.
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 10:53 PM

Buy a 69 Camaro and a lot of drugs.
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 11:06 PM

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Posted 26 March 2017 - 11:07 PM

Overdose on Swedish berries.


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Posted 26 March 2017 - 11:11 PM

yeeeee

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Posted 27 March 2017 - 11:01 AM Edited by Mr_No, 27 March 2017 - 11:01 AM.

-Pay mortgage and the rest of debtors. Then give them the finger.
-Buy ludicrous amounts of spandex gear from around the globe: tights, zentais, singlets, trial suits, swimsuits, etc.
-Hire an efficient personal trainer.
-BMW M3 E46.

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Posted 27 March 2017 - 12:41 PM Edited by LincolnClay, 27 March 2017 - 12:42 PM.

Bunch of hookers and cocaine...

No seriously, first, I'd consider moving out of this absolute sh*thole apartment and buying a better house. What next? Well...glad you asked......I don't know...
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