This entire first cutscene:
Which quote(s) do you feel a deep connection with?
Posted 04 June 2017 - 06:54 PM Edited by piko, 04 June 2017 - 07:00 PM.
"I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee, amigo." -Tommy Vercetti
"Well, I think what I've learned is that there's always a man, dude. He just wears a different uniform." -Johnny Klebitz
"No, I am a f*cking idiot." -Franklin Clinton
"You got some more vodka?" -Bomba Tomba
Posted 04 June 2017 - 07:28 PM
- Righteous Slaughter 7
Posted 04 June 2017 - 11:29 PM
Earnest: "Tommy, rip that guy a new asshole for me!"
Tommy: "I'm gonna rip 'em two!"
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Posted 07 June 2017 - 04:37 AM Edited by Achlys, 07 June 2017 - 04:40 AM.
"Because they know about the abnormal sh*t that I'm into, and instead of feeling repulsed like most wussy-ass straight dudes, they find it amusing and support me."
"You disrespect mi familia!? I hurt you!"
Posted 07 June 2017 - 10:37 AM Edited by Loosestring, 24 June 2017 - 10:28 AM.
"The world is a c*nt!" - Jimmy Pegorino
"Look, you wake up one day and your legs... they just give, and you just can't run anymore." - Michael Townley
"Forgive me, you ignorant f*ck, but sarcasm is all I've f*cking got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you c*nts!" - Michael Townley
"The marketplace has a value for everything..." "...Such are the heady joys of consumer capitalism." - Billy Grey
"Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism." - Michael Townley
"No! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay sh*t. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me your word or go f*ck yourself, I'm sick of this sh*t!" - Niko Bellic
"You know, if there is one thing I've learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules. See you later." - Dimitri Rascalov
"That's the spirit. Nothing like a bit of sarcasm when someone's got you by the balls." - U.L Paper Guy
"...History is a long time. And you only got one chance..." - Playboy X
"Surviving is winning, Franklin! Everything else is bullsh*t! Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye! Whatever it takes, kid! Survive." - Michael Townley
"If a guy makes a mistake, should that ruin his life? People don't understand how life is. Life is like a bowl of fruit slowly rotting in a hot kitchen..." - Francis McReary
Niko: How would you like to die?
Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday...
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Posted 12 June 2017 - 05:33 AM
The way Sonny Forelli said "Didn't think they'd ever let him out" was too fast it reminded me of this:
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Posted 23 June 2017 - 12:22 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 23 June 2017 - 12:23 PM.
(After playing One Step Fowards (and Two Steps Back))
Mary-Beth Maybell: "Nobody gets too far like that! Unless you walkin' backwards, in which case you travel at half-speed. Relativity, y'know?"
Nothing can beat redneck logic.
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Posted 23 June 2017 - 05:24 PM
"I'll have a number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese and a large soda."- Melvin 'Big Smoke' Harris
Posted 26 June 2017 - 01:39 AM Edited by R3D-RAB1T, 26 June 2017 - 01:39 AM.
"Look, you wake up one day, and your legs, they just give and you just can't run anymore" - Michael De Santa/Townley
Posted 24 July 2017 - 12:50 AM
"DADDY'S BACK, YOU BITCHEEEEES!!!"
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Posted 24 July 2017 - 01:24 AM
Look, we do what we got to do to survive.
What happens in the dark, comes out in the light.
Really, any of the Dialogue in Bury the Hatchet could be included, due to it being so brilliantly written.
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Posted 30 July 2017 - 09:24 PM
People don't forget. Nothing gets forgiven.-John Marston
Youd find that Lady Luck was really a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash.-Max Payne
And you for annoying dick you are very annoying dick-Niko Bellic
Sonny Forelli: So Tommy, what was the big plan? You think I was gonna take the fake cash, save face, and walk away with my tail between my legs?
Tommy Vercetti: No. I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you
You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em - Michael
So this is what the dream feels like, this is the victory we longed for. - Niko Bellic
I just know that there are two theories when arguing with women. And neither one works-John Marston
Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Carl Johnson
I'll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck-Salvatore
Posted 30 July 2017 - 09:52 PM Edited by septimoose, 30 July 2017 - 09:54 PM.
"You're looking at it rationally - there are people who are useful to you and people who ain't, and the people who ain't got to go. Me, I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, Devo, so that's what I'm doing."
"All I've ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disemboweled."
Posted 01 August 2017 - 04:36 PM
"You killed all my friends for a thousand?"
"How much do you charge to kill someone?"
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Posted 07 August 2017 - 11:38 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 07 August 2017 - 11:38 PM.
Roman: "Mah Cazin is here!! We're going to rule the world!!"
Worker: "Yeah yeah, whatever buddy. Just go take over the world someplace else, alright?"
Roman: "Screw You!! Screw you all!! mah Cazin is here!"
Posted 08 August 2017 - 08:45 PM
Induct me or molest me - Trevor
Well then maybe go f*ck yourself, you long streak of piss, before I eviscerate you with a spoon. - Trevor
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Posted 01 September 2017 - 02:11 AM
Yusuf: "You see this city? I own it. Everything."
Yusuf: "No. But one day..."
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Posted 09 September 2017 - 10:14 AM
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Posted 11 September 2017 - 06:56 PM
Reni Wassulmaier: Freak? I'm an artist. I'm sensitive... And I'm going to kill all of you f*cking filthy f*ckers!
Posted 12 September 2017 - 10:05 PM
"You two motherf*ckers terrify me out of that middle age"
Posted 17 September 2017 - 04:15 AM
I connect with anything Richard Bastion says.
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Posted 13 October 2017 - 04:11 AM
Posted 05 November 2017 - 03:38 PM
"Y'know, there's only 3 numbers I care about, and that is 3, 2, 1, Launch!"
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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:27 PM
Double post #YOLO
Niko: "We shut down that chopper for you."
UL. Paper Contact: "You think I don't know that? You think I've been sitting around scratching my balls with my head up my ass?"
Niko: "I'd be impressed if you have been."
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Posted 11 November 2017 - 12:37 AM
Salvatore Leone " I never met a girl with hydraulic underwear until i married you, god what must i have done in a past life"
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