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#61

Posted 11 April 2017 - 11:45 PM

"You're a pill-popping old queen, man. I'm a murdering maniac. But we survived, bro...we survived." -Luis Lopez

 

"WHASSUP MMMMY NIGGAS?!" -Yusuf Amir

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#62

Posted 13 April 2017 - 10:50 AM

" U have clearance to eliminate the 😤packers."
Mike Toreno

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#63

Posted 15 April 2017 - 09:37 PM

"Ron.. RON!! Get me my coffee or I'll cut your arm off" - Trevor Philips

 

"Michael! They're f*cking us! The suits!"  - Richard Solomon

 

"My wife got f*cked by a yogi.. now I'm getting f*cked by a yogi? f*ck THAT, I'M A PRODUCER!"

"You're telling me I gotta mop?"

- Michael DeSanta

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#64

Posted 15 April 2017 - 11:24 PM

Look at the difference.
 
GTA IV: There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up a new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There's no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place.
GTA V: You look like a penis.

"Y'know, I've been in this game for a lot of years, and I got out alive. That makes me the right age. You look like a good kid. If you want my advice, give this sh*t up. You work hard, screw everybody that you love. Hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately and maybe, just maybe if you're lucky, you become a three-bit gangster. It's bullsh*t. Go to college. Then you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called 'capitalism'."
 
And since you love Trevor so much, here's one from him:
"What happens in the dark, comes out in the light"
Well played. You can't deny GTA V have some epic lines too.

But of course GTA IV had the best ones:

Roman Bellic: We are going to die. I don't want to die, man! Not like this!
Niko Bellic: How would you like to die?
Roman Bellic: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday. I don't f*cking know! I'm scared you cold bastard.


Gotta love Roman and his hilarious dialogues. Nah but seriously, here goes a serious one:

Niko: You remember, during the war... we did some bad things and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse...

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#65

Posted 25 April 2017 - 03:07 PM

-UL. Paper Contact: "I didn't give you a free pass to act like an asshole. You're bringing a lot of heat! Hanging out with bad people, doing bad things, making idiot moves!"

-Niko: "I'm an idiot. I move!"

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#66

Posted 27 April 2017 - 10:15 PM

"Nigga, don't hate me because I'm beautiful, nigga."

- Davis, Lamar (2013)

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#67

Posted 29 April 2017 - 04:16 AM

Hey Cousin, Let's Go Bowling.

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#68

Posted 29 April 2017 - 08:41 AM

"NO ONE f*ckS WITH MY FAMILY!" - Niko Bellic
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#69

Posted 05 May 2017 - 03:02 PM Edited by Donatello, 05 May 2017 - 03:11 PM.

Ccee Jayy? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
MY DAWWWWG!!! WAAATSSUUPPP!!
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#70

Posted 05 May 2017 - 11:08 PM

"Ah, we all do dumb things. That's what makes us human."

~Hossan Ramzy.

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#71

Posted 07 May 2017 - 05:48 AM

Vic: "Hey, you Umberto?"
Umberto: "Did somebody order a stripper?"
Vic: "Excuse me?"
Umberto: "Because I like my bitches a bit less balding."


"Hello, Mr. M4! M for Motherf*cker!"
- Lance T. Vance (T. for tulips in Thailand, baby!)


"Me? sh*t. The world is full of suffering, then you die."
- Vic Vance
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#72

Posted 07 May 2017 - 01:11 PM Edited by Spadge, 07 May 2017 - 01:13 PM.

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#73

Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:03 PM

"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ"
Big Smoke
RIP
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#74

Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:11 PM Edited by Tao Cheng, 08 May 2017 - 08:14 PM.

"Tommy Vercetti? Hah! sh*t! Didn't think they'd ever let him out" -Sonny Forelli 

Best tongue twister. Who knew a mob boss has a slurred speech impediment?

 

 

Edit: No wait!!!

"Wo cao ta ma de zheshi shuuuuuang fanle!!!!!" - Tao Cheng

That's how you should live life!

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#75

Posted 08 May 2017 - 08:17 PM

Johnny: I'm not in the kidnapping business, dude.

Russian enforcer: And I'm not in the dude business, dude.
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#76

Posted 12 May 2017 - 10:57 AM

Elizabeta: I think it'll be a bit more taxing than hanging with Manny on 'the streets'!

Niko: Not so. For one, I won't have to listen to him talk.

(Laughter)

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#77

Posted 12 May 2017 - 11:15 AM Edited by Great Britain, 12 May 2017 - 11:16 AM.

Niko : Maybe now, he'll actually be helping the streets. (After Manny's death)

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#78

Posted 14 May 2017 - 08:24 PM Edited by NiceAssGirl, 14 May 2017 - 08:25 PM.

Remember, I'm the monkey and you're the cheese grater. 

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 01:39 PM

My last words;

"Yeah, can I f*ck your sister?"

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#80

Posted 15 May 2017 - 02:16 PM

"Cheesy vagina!"

 

I get an emotional connection to this every time I hear it  :cry: Brings back the good 'ol days.

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Posted 15 May 2017 - 05:11 PM Edited by vMinty, 15 May 2017 - 05:13 PM.

In the mission "Reuniting the families", as many police cars are chasing CJ with Smoke, Sweet and Ryder, there is a small cutscene of policemen dropping their food as they're forced to join the others.

 

- Waste of good donuts.

(I relate to this on a spiritual level)

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#82

Posted 15 May 2017 - 10:06 PM

"Blame my mother i do"  Tommy Vercetti

" What? its only a gun" Niko


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#83

Posted 23 May 2017 - 02:54 PM

"I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels sh*t in my face!"
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#84

Posted 23 May 2017 - 03:25 PM

Toreno's voice: "But first we need to see what you're made of."

CJ: "What it look like I'm made of? Puddin!?"

 

Mechanic: "You got GPS on the cab. get to each set of coordinates as quick as you can. Make it to all the coordinates, then get the truck back here. Lose the truck and you fail."

CJ: "First: What's a GPS? Second: Fail what? And third: Who the f*ck are you!?"

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#85

Posted 26 May 2017 - 01:35 AM

"Only those who die get closure, the living do not." - Niko Bellic

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#86

Posted 28 May 2017 - 06:25 AM

"Ooh I love being naughty! Do your worst to me Niko! You've caught me in the right mood!"
-Alex Chilton

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#87

Posted 28 May 2017 - 03:35 PM

The last time I visited Liberty City, I caught crabs off a Swiss tourist - Huang Lee


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#88

Posted 28 May 2017 - 03:40 PM

"I know that's not normal but in this crazy, crazy world, is normal so good!?" ~Trevor.

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 04:24 PM

Luis "I like to think I can talk to people, I try to put people at ease, make em open up"

Timur "Sure, They open up when you shoot in their head"

 

(Skip to 3:50)

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Posted 02 June 2017 - 02:27 AM





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