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Posted 22 February 2017 - 01:46 AM Edited by Achlys, 22 February 2017 - 01:47 AM.

Title says all.

It is my earnest wish to destroy a man, Mr. Cipriani. Destroy...not merely kill. I want him and his whole organization weakened and humiliated before he dies. I want him to suffer.
-Toshiko Kazen
How I feel about R* for killing off Johnny, and for betraying me and other certain GTA fans. I'm over it tbh, but every time I remember it, I start hoping that, maybe someday, they'll pay for their sins. Going bankrupt(weakened and humiliated), then get burned alive. Or reenact this scenario that I posted waaaay back when I was a completely different character(lol, I cringed so hard when I re-read that :blush: ). Of course that would mean that the GTA franchise would cease to exist, but I wouldn't give a f*ck. I mean, it's not like I won't be able to keep on playing IV and the 3D eras.

Lost, but not forgotten.
-Billy Grey
Nuff said.

Did you see the look on their faces?(laughs)
-Ron Jakowski
Bit of a guilty pleasure since he says it after you know what. But this is the first thing that came to my mind when *MURDOC* was banned, and everyone was crying about it. I guess it kinda affected me too, like I said in that one thread, he knew how to fluff me with the insults(I use that term loosely since I've been called worse things) he threw at me.

In my day, gay guys used to be lonely, needy and lost. Now they're all in relationships learning how to cook.
-Gay Tony
Yup, I can confirm this. It's actually kinda sad, really. :/

That's all I have for now, maybe I'll remember some more later on. What about you guys?
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:08 AM

When I was in the army... we were going on a mission... to ambush a squad who had killed a lot of innocent people. They were our enemies... but we never did it. There were fifteen of us. All boys from the village. But one of us betrayed the group. It was a setup... for money! Twelve people died, three escaped. I know the traitor was not me... So for ten years I've been searching for the other two. One of them lives here. 

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:16 AM

"Cheesy vagina"


This resonates with me.

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:34 AM

Carl Johnson: Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this.
Woozie: Very clever.
Carl Johnson: You could at least turn the lights on.
Woozie: Oh, I thought I had.
Trevor Philips: You're like every other asshole. You made a bit of money, and you became a turd. 
Michael De Santa: I've got news for you, I was always a turd. 
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:34 AM Edited by Cluckin' Bell, 22 February 2017 - 02:35 AM.

"Welcome to Burger Shot, motherf*cka!"

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:49 AM

"I got a date with a CHEESY DELUXE"

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 03:01 AM

Trevor Philips:
[chasing a train on a dirt bike] Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga!

Trevor Philips: Who is this guy using my dead friend's tired-ass movie quotes with my dead friend's alias? And my dead friend's family? In a house that must have been paid for by my dead friend's stashed millions?
Wade Herbert: Wow, that's a real mind f*ck.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, I'll show you a f*cking mind f*ck. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear!
Wade Herbert: I-I-I didn't mean anything by that, T... T-Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Lube up your eye hole, f*cker, 'cause I'm gonna f*ck your tiny mind! I'm about ready to turn you into roadkill!
Wade Herbert: Please, don't turn me into anything. I just wanna be Wade.

Trevor: You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm kidding! You can suck me off.

Niko Bellic: During the war, we did some bad things...and bad things happened to us, maybe that is no excuse...perhaps here things will be different.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 03:29 AM

"My mother is my sister."

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 03:31 AM

CJ - And now he wanna pop you? ( laughs ) .. And they say gangbangers is petty and small minded!
Juan Cortez - I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh, mental well being, Mr...uh? 
Tommy - Vercetti. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 11:06 AM

Let's go bowling

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 11:27 AM Edited by Queen Elizabeth II, 22 February 2017 - 12:04 PM.

"I don't have any bananas".

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 12:29 PM Edited by LaBombaRomba, 22 February 2017 - 12:32 PM.

"You like mah ass, always holdin' sh*t up!!"

Sincerely, Orange 12.


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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:20 PM Edited by Osho, 22 February 2017 - 03:40 PM.

- And remember respect is everything

- Hey, I'm bored, when you gonna drill me.
Donald - Let's capitalize on this opportunity.
El Burro - And lure these fools to their doom with the jeengle-jeengle

- After five years on the East Coast, it was time to go home.
Tenpenny - Assholes, you never understood what I did. Fifty of me and this town would be okay. I took the trash out. I DID - and I'd do it all again.
CJ - You know what's up with Smoke - he always saw things a lil' different than us.
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Posted 22 February 2017 - 02:54 PM

"Alright, lemme tell ya, I love my country. I would love to tongue kiss the Statue of Happiness. Just reach my hand underneath that big smock she's wearing and give her a nice freedom squeeze." - Richard Bastion
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Posted 24 February 2017 - 07:11 PM Edited by TheOneLibertonian, 24 February 2017 - 07:27 PM.

"There is no such thing as a new beginning, Roman. With every day we live, we pick up new baggage, baggage we must carry with us for the rest of our lives. There’s no dropping it and pretending we are fresh and clean, just because we get off a boat in a new place."


"He did not used to be like this. When we were young, at home, he was beautiful. He was happy. He made me happy. But then something changed. Years ago. I never quite knew what it was. So many years I wondered what it was, or what was wrong with me that I did not see it in him, or I changed him.


Life is complicated. I... I never thought I'd live like this.
When the war came, I did bad things, but after the war I thought nothing of doing bad things. I killed people, smuggled people, sold people.
And you don't worry about your soul?
After you walk into a village and you see fifty children, all sitting neatly in a row, against a church wall, each with their throats cut and their hands chopped off, you realize that the creature that could do this doesn't have a soul.
God is very complicated. You mustn't give up hope.
Well, I don't know about that."


"Capitalism is a dirty business."
"So this is what the dream feels like. This is the victory we longed for."
"Peace and Prosperity be Damned my Brother. The Almighty forgives, The Lost DON'T!"
"Brothers for life, Lost forever."
"Why did I move here? I guess it was the weather. Or the... Ah, I don't know, that thing. That magic. You see it in the movies. I wanted to retire. From what I was doing, you know? From that, that... line of work. Be a good guy for once, a family man. So, I bought a big house. Came here, put my feet up, and thought I'd be a dad like all the other dads. My kids, would be like the kids on TV, we play ball and sit in the sun... But well, you know how it is."
"Surviving is winning, Franklin, everything else is bullsh*t. Fairy tales spun by people too afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid: survive."
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Posted 24 February 2017 - 07:36 PM Edited by SonicTheSexhog, 24 February 2017 - 07:37 PM.

The fart from GTA 2.


Also "I'm Dean France, I don't need to show you my ID!"

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 02:12 AM

"I was your bitch! I could've been staring down the barrel of your gun any f*cking day, you motherf*cker!"

"f*ck man, you know how it is, homie. You just start running and sh*t. Then all of a sudden your legs give in and you just can't run no more."

"Yeah, whatever, dog. It's either this or dealing dimebags. The bullets come crackin' at yo ass either way."

-Franklin Clinton

"No! I keep doing these favors for you and you pay sh*t. I need this from you. A guarantee that you will find this man. I know he's in the city. So either you give me your word or go f*ck yourself, I'm sick of this sh*t!"

"War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

"So this is what the dream feels like?...This is the victory we longed for."

-Niko Bellic

"The last thing I needed was this. Maybe the last thing I needed was an enema, but this comes close."

"I just wanted to piss you off before I killed you."

"What did I do wrong in a past life?"

-Tommy Vercetti

*Crowd applauding* "And remember, respect is everything! "
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Posted 26 February 2017 - 04:32 AM

"In jail, bein' on top ain't gay"
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Posted 26 February 2017 - 05:04 AM

''If I am not hit in the end just shoot me''

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 06:47 AM

"You killed my friends for one thousand dollars?"
"How much do you charge to kill someone?"

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 08:06 AM

"I can't stand cold cheese" - Big Smoke

No seriously, I hate cold/dry cheese.

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 02:14 AM Edited by Officer Ronson, 27 February 2017 - 02:16 AM.

''i am a cop hunting killers''


''don't worry men we'll molest him in the station''

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 02:40 AM

Do you shower in dodo?

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Posted 27 February 2017 - 02:43 AM

"Do you want to die here where it's always snowing? Or do you want to go and live where it's always sunny?" ~ Michael De Santa

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Posted 01 March 2017 - 04:37 AM

Leon McAffrey: You took your time, Toni.
Toni Cipriani: You say jump, I say screw you.

JD O'Toole: Oh God, I can't believe this. Why am I to blame? It's not my fault. But you know Salvatore, he's gonna get the vice squad on my ass. Oh my God, it's gonna be like those statutory rape charges. Have you ever been in prison on statutory rape charges, man? They come at you in the showers! Oh my God, and she was 18! Oh my God! This is gonna be worse!
Toni Cipriani: Listen you babbling cock sucker, what in God's name is wrong?
JD O'Toole: It's Salvatore. He was kidnapped while leaving the club.
Toni Cipriani: Why didn't you say so? Instead of making me listen to that crap. Come on.

Niko Bellic: So this is what the dream feels like? This is the victory we longed for.

Gerry McReary: You handled yourself well on that bank job.
Niko Bellic: It was fun.
Gerry McReary: Fun? Too much fun - that's always been this family's problem. Fun, good causes, a good laugh, some stupid dream or some stupid distraction. But never any f*ckin' focus. Never!
Niko Bellic: Mmm, focus...
Gerry McReary: All we've ever been is bitches. Working for guineas, working for n**ers, any asshole with a buck. The whole lot spent in the proper manner, oh yeah, wine and women, as quick as possible, and remain a slave forever.
Niko Bellic: Very poetical.
Gerry McReary: Yeah, I know, national tragedy.

Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] f*ck! You! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you! f*ck you!

Johnny Klebitz: [During a shootout] I don't care if I die!
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 01:28 PM Edited by Rodger Cheeto, 02 March 2017 - 01:29 PM.

"I just had me a Cluckin' Bell and I gotta get to a bathroom."
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 01:54 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 02 March 2017 - 03:13 PM.

\/ Joke \/



For real:

"You killed my friends for one thousand dollars?"
"How much do you charge to kill someone?"

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 02:23 PM Edited by Osho, 06 March 2017 - 03:13 AM.

Toni: Listen you babbling cock sucker. What in god's name is wrong?
Joseph: It's Salvatore. He was kidnapped while leaving the club.
Toni: Well why didn't you say so? Instead of making me listen to that crap. Come on.

Some more...

*. Tommy - Persuation's my forte.

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Posted 06 March 2017 - 07:02 PM

"Does the pope sh*t in the woods?"

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