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#1

Posted 4 weeks ago

Tell us! 

 

:colgate: You  nasty freak!  :colgate:


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Posted 4 weeks ago

I like to kill the hot women and use the sniper rifle to zoom in up their skirts.

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#3

Posted 4 weeks ago

I stoled a car.

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#4

Posted 4 weeks ago


Listen to this song while going on a hooker binge.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

I remember in gta3 I used to roll around in a white van with a sniper rifle, hop out shoot a few people then drive away and lose my wanted level. This was around the time of the DC sniper attacks.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

Follow traffic laws.
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Posted 4 weeks ago

went for a walk to the gas station at 2 am, bought some candy bars, and went back home
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Tried to take on hundreds of LCPD at once with a knife. I dunno why, I just found a knife and was like "oh, cool". Needless to say...LCPD=1, Me=0.
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Posted 4 weeks ago

One time while I was playing my male character, I did several missions with the same group of guys. Judging by their voices and what they were typing, they were probably in their late teens/early 20s. They were being all bro-like and chummy so I decided to play along and pretend I was a dude too. I was typing stuff like, "That's sick, bro!" It felt very unnatural but was kind of fun anyways.

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#10

Posted 4 weeks ago

I played GTAOnline and developed raging autism.
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#11

Posted 4 weeks ago

I dunno, tried to takeover the prison.

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#12

Posted 4 weeks ago

f*cked yo bish


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Posted 4 weeks ago

Kill a NPC, lay in wait for the ambulance to arrive only to then kill them and take photos.

 

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Posted 4 weeks ago

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Change it back now! pretty please with whatever the f*ck it is you brits put on top of ice cream

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Posted 4 weeks ago

 

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Change it back now! pretty please with whatever the f*ck it is you brits put on top of ice cream

 

I can't, can I? 

 

I'm starting to regret this dearly.


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#16

Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Static, 4 weeks ago.

I can't, can I? 

 

 

I'm starting to regret this dearly.

Depends on which Admin you ask, choose wisely young one...

 

OT: mfw when no one has mentioned "Hot Coffee" from SA in this thread yet. Kinda weird thinkin back.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

Flew a plane that technically isn't supposed to fly because I am a bad motherf*cker.


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#18

Posted 4 weeks ago

I followed the damn train.

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#19

Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Achlys, 4 weeks ago.

Flew a plane that technically isn't supposed to fly because I am a bad motherf*cker.

The Dodo in GTA 3, right? I never got the hang of it.

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#20

Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by Pavle, 4 weeks ago.

 

Flew a plane that technically isn't supposed to fly because I am a bad motherf*cker.

The Dodo in GTA 3, right? I never got the hang of it.

 

Before liftoff, ya gotta hold down the key that makes it go down so it's nose is basically in the ground and then you just quickly press the button that makes it go up and you hold it. At least I think it was like that? Correct if I'm wrong.

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#21

Posted 4 weeks ago

 

 

Flew a plane that technically isn't supposed to fly because I am a bad motherf*cker.

The Dodo in GTA 3, right? I never got the hang of it.

 

Before liftoff, ya gotta hold down the key that makes it go down so it's nose is basically in the ground and then you just quickly press the button that makes it go up and you hold it. At least I think it was like that? Correct if I'm wrong.

 

Yeah, I believe it was called the slingshot method. You had to hold the nose of the dodo down until you see sparks from it hitting the ground, and then release it to catapult upwards. You then had to constantly flick the dodo down to make it have momentum to fly back up again. Good old days.

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#22

Posted 4 weeks ago

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.

 

was disappointed

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#23

Posted 4 weeks ago

Used to take pictures of girls on the beach in GTA San Andreas

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Posted 4 weeks ago

In San Andreas I used to turn on the recruit anyone cheat, recruit as many homeless people as I could, load them into a bus and drive them to Las Venturas for a nice day trip at the casino. 

 

I also really enjoyed GTA V, which apparently is pretty weird.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

I tried to find the most secluded place on the map, as if that was real life someone could murder/rape/steal/whatever someone in peace. I found tons of places like these, specially in San Andreas. Yes, I was a weird kid.

 

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.

 

was disappointed

Pick one in a car without doors in IV, you won't be.


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#26

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I tried to find the most secluded place on the map, as if that was real life someone could murder/rape/steal/whatever someone in peace. I found tons of places like these, specially in San Andreas. Yes, I was a weird kid.

 

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.

 

was disappointed

Pick one in a car without doors in IV, you won't be.

In a world full of internet pornography, this is how people are getting their kicks. 

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#27

Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by DOUGL4S1, 4 weeks ago.

 

I tried to find the most secluded place on the map, as if that was real life someone could murder/rape/steal/whatever someone in peace. I found tons of places like these, specially in San Andreas. Yes, I was a weird kid.

 

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.

 

was disappointed

Pick one in a car without doors in IV, you won't be.

In a world full of internet pornography, this is how people are getting their kicks. 

 

It's not about the pornography, it's about enjoying the game features. Think that there was probably some poor f*cker who had to watch two people having sex on motion capture suits and do his/her job or otherwise he'd feel the weight of the Benz/Houser on his back. Make him/her proud.


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#28

Posted 4 weeks ago

 

 

I tried to find the most secluded place on the map, as if that was real life someone could murder/rape/steal/whatever someone in peace. I found tons of places like these, specially in San Andreas. Yes, I was a weird kid.

 

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.

 

was disappointed

Pick one in a car without doors in IV, you won't be.

In a world full of internet pornography, this is how people are getting their kicks. 

 

It's not about the pornography, it's about enjoying the game features. Think that there was probably some poor f*cker who had to watch two people having sex on motion capture suits and do his/her job or otherwise he'd feel the weight of the Benz/Houser on his back. Make him/her proud.

 

Keep repeating that until you actually believe it yourself!


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#29

Posted 4 weeks ago

Trying to peak through the windows of my car when I was f*cking a prostitute.
 
was disappointed

Pick one in a car without doors in IV, you won't be.

I know they do stuff in the HD games. I guess I should have mentioned that I was doing this in the 3D games, back when they just sat in a shaking car.

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#30

Posted 4 weeks ago

Used to take pictures of girls on the beach in GTA San Andreas
 

 

My brother did this all the time.

Also shouldn't this thread be in the GTA Series section?





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