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#61

Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:00 PM

I know I am in a bad session when being an MC. Fall of my bike 3 times within the first 500 meters.  Driven over by NPC's. Died twice and then get the daily phonecall that your business is  being attacked even though it has all the upgrades. Finally finished to start your sale to get a connection error when you've just hit the city in a trash truck. Half an hour of gaming down the drain.

 

F*ck it... 

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#62

Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:17 PM

Half an hour of gaming down the drain.

Seems to be the routine experience, nowadays, in GTAO. <sigh>


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#63

Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:25 PM

 

Half an hour of gaming down the drain.

Seems to be the routine experience, nowadays, in GTAO. <sigh>

 

 

That is not yet included in the drain. 1 hour of gaming down the drain ;-)


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:36 PM Edited by Maddened_Ghost, 28 November 2016 - 01:37 PM.

4 one-man organisations activated ghost at once ..

Passive icons going towards fort zancudo or Vespucci helipad

The VIP/CEO doing executive search is standing idle and killing people at the same time (wallbreach)

and the list goes on!


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#65

Posted 28 November 2016 - 01:52 PM

You know your session is going bad (awesome!) when you see this.
kbF0FEM.jpg :p
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#66

Posted 28 November 2016 - 02:08 PM

When I've not even spawned yet and I hear gangsta talk and 'n-word' this and 'n-word' that in game chat.

 

At that point I go into a private party by myself for some peace and quiet.


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 02:43 PM Edited by hugh750, 28 November 2016 - 02:44 PM.

you know your session is going to be bad when as soon as you spawn into your apartment you get a in game message saying "f*ck you" i've had it happen.

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#68

Posted 28 November 2016 - 03:26 PM

When you wreck yourself before you chickity-check yourself

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Posted 28 November 2016 - 08:34 PM

When you first saw the clouds it was daytime, but by the time you load in all the way it's night.
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Posted 28 November 2016 - 08:48 PM

When its a fully lobby and you have one bar of signal strength on your phone...
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Posted 28 November 2016 - 09:55 PM

I know my session is going badly when nothing goes wrong.


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#72

Posted 28 November 2016 - 09:58 PM

I know when I spawn in and I start seeing the resolution going all choppy from the lag that it's going to be a fun time.  I usually don't even wait to finish spawning in and I'm already looking for a new session.


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Posted 28 November 2016 - 10:27 PM

It's going bad when you don't see any white dots in passive :(

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:03 AM Edited by FilipCRO, 29 November 2016 - 01:05 AM.

It's going bad when you encounter a tryhard player ^^ who gets his kicks in life by using the most overpowered vehicle in the game (jet) and griefs everybody for no good reason.

Some of them even go to passive when downed *__*

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 01:14 AM

When I spawn in my Rt 68 clubhouse and check the map first thing and see players swarming all over Blaine County.


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Posted 29 November 2016 - 02:06 AM

I know my session has just gone south when I try to start a job and it says I can't because another organization has one in progress, yet I'm the only boss in the lobby. :/
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#77

Posted 29 November 2016 - 07:19 PM

After spending hours restocking/selling MC warehouses, the post-mission black screen passes and it's your character waking up, like when you first enter a session.

It was all a dream!
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#78

Posted 29 November 2016 - 08:40 PM

When I'm murdered in my garage by a wall breaching little goiter. 

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 08:46 PM

That's explosion shockwave just after you enter a session...

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#80

Posted 29 November 2016 - 11:35 PM

When the first guy that comes after your bounty (moments after you get in a session) is a laggy as f*ck jet:

 

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 02:15 AM

When the first guy that comes after your bounty (moments after you get in a session) is a laggy as f*ck jet:
 
https://www.youtube....eature=youtu.be


Just by looking at that homing launcher, I'm assuming it didn't work. Because.. you know just fly in circles and it won't hit you :evilgrin: :)
Seriously, the heavy sniper is legit the only way to make them smoke.
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Posted 30 November 2016 - 08:24 AM

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign your a p*ssy more like it...

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 09:10 AM

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign your a p*ssy more like it...

Spoiler
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#84

Posted 30 November 2016 - 10:07 AM

 

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign you're a p*ssy more like it...

Person on the ground is the pussy? Always thought people in jets are pussies. Thanks for teaching me better pal.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 10:35 AM

 

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign you're a p*ssy more like it...
Person on the ground is the pussy? Always thought people in jets are pussies. Thanks for teaching me better pal.
jet griefers are as*holes, those to afraid to go out and face them are p*ssies...personally I'm a d*ck, I F*ck p*ssies and as*holes..

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 12:12 PM

 

 

 

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign you're a p*ssy more like it...
Person on the ground is the pussy? Always thought people in jets are pussies. Thanks for teaching me better pal.
jet griefers are as*holes, those to afraid to go out and face them are p*ssies...personally I'm a d*ck, I F*ck p*ssies and as*holes..

well , you are what you eat .....indeed , makes you a dick

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 02:46 PM

 

 

 

 

You know it's bad when even a single dark red jet icon is in the sky.
That is the sign to leave the session

that's the sign you're a p*ssy more like it...
Person on the ground is the pussy? Always thought people in jets are pussies. Thanks for teaching me better pal.
jet griefers are as*holes, those to afraid to go out and face them are p*ssies...personally I'm a d*ck, I F*ck p*ssies and as*holes..

well , you are what you eat .....indeed , makes you a dick

 

Who let the nine year olds in the forum? hehe...

Fact is that, with rare exceptions, everyone who plays GTAO is a deek, an a-høle, or a pvss¥ at some point or another.

People who fly in Jets or Buzzards who go around attacking others know full-well of their status as a deek or dewsh. But, it's an adrenaline infused rush of being as close to invincible in the game without cheating. And it's fun to dominate, despite the nefarious badge that comes with it.

People who are on the ground and fight a Jet are kidding themselves. The success rate of taking out even a mediocre-skilled Jet griefer are 1 in 65. I did the math, so it's true. Fighting a Jet is like fighting the cops. Sure, you may win, but you're going to die a lot, too. Personally, I use a minigun which is effective, but costs me 3-4 wasted scenes, first.

The ideal situation is that if a Jet is on you, go Off Radar and go get a Jet, yourself, and handle the deerstuffer whose been griefing you, fire with fire. Either that, or just go Passive or change sessions.

TL;DR - Jet griefers are empowered a-holes, we know that; People who don't fight back just want to be left alone. That's not being a pv$$¥. People who complain about the whole thing are naive and need to go to their apartments, take a shower, and sing into the mic to get the bonus 10RP.

Just my thoughts. :)

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:16 PM Edited by JohnnyXThunders, 30 November 2016 - 04:16 PM.

Everytime someone goes off the radar to go grab a jet, I fly towards the spawn locations while also off the radar.. as an experienced pilot.. you have to use bounties :p That tends to scare most jet users and ghost organization as well.

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:20 PM

Everytime someone goes off the radar to go grab a jet, I fly towards the spawn locations while also off the radar.. as an experienced pilot.. you have to use bounties :p That tends to scare most jet users and ghost organization as well.

oh even small amount of bounty also useful , because bounty temporarily disable the selected player's ability to enter passive mode

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 04:21 PM

Joined a public session with my sister, her husband and their friend to do some MC work the other day. I turned voice chat on and said something simple like, "Hey guys." Immediately, some dude with a thick foreign accent started yelling at me, calling me a c*nt and telling me to get off the game and get in the kitchen where I belong. I, of course, had to put in my $0.02. Session went downhill from there.

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