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#61

Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:22 AM

The support forums are where I go when I need to feel better about my life.

I had wondered why I love going there whenever I needed some cheering up.
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#62

Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:42 AM

the butthurt is huge. Loving it. Wah Wah Wah. Geez R* should do a weekly podcast type thing on the best butthurt posts on their support pages. I'd watch it lol

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 12:04 PM

the butthurt is huge. Loving it. Wah Wah Wah. Geez R* should do a weekly podcast type thing on the best butthurt posts on their support pages. I'd watch it lol

 

You can see why legit issues have to wade through so many tiers of automated responses and outsourced script-readers though.

 

I'M 15 AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK x 1,000,000

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 12:37 PM

My favorite part of every video being made is when they finally get loaded into online and press the dpad to look and have like $0-$20,000.

Hilarious!
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#65

Posted 29 October 2016 - 12:43 PM

I spotted one yesterday and it was something like ''my friend modded me money and you took it from me i demand you give me 50mil back as i did not cheat'' 

 

Rockstar must be howling at some these messages haha 

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#66

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:16 PM

R* dev get #rekt  :lol:

MQfhGAA.jpg

 

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#67

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:18 PM

This thread is amazing, I love it!
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#68

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:26 PM

The youtube videos, for my (non-modded) money, are much better:

 

Entitlement: The Channel.

 

So funny.


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:34 PM

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

I agree... Kinda sad that people are reading support messages...

The youtube videos, for my (non-modded) money, are much better:

https://www.youtube....h?v=dLwNxpwfJiU

https://www.youtube....h?v=deKezzC4V9g

https://www.youtube....h?v=N6BBg0kaPGA

https://www.youtube....h?v=Z1WApKjLGnI

https://www.youtube....h?v=Y_-N39w7VGs

Turn down your audio for this one, lol:
https://www.youtube....h?v=bc3Jhal8zJ0

Probably my favorite one, it all hits him around the 50 second mark:
https://www.youtube....h?v=Uscfli50IhA

-Bill

OH GOD, THE SECOND TO LAST ONE
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That made my day ;)
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#70

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:38 PM Edited by ~TKP~, 29 October 2016 - 01:45 PM.

 

the butthurt is huge. Loving it. Wah Wah Wah. Geez R* should do a weekly podcast type thing on the best butthurt posts on their support pages. I'd watch it lol

 

You can see why legit issues have to wade through so many tiers of automated responses and outsourced script-readers though.

 

I'M 15 AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK x 1,000,000

 

Im afraid to say if I had a valid issue with R* I'd be ringing them directly to solve. Not trying to hide behind a post so you can't be quizzed. They deserve all they get for trying to fix by posting on a forum. If you got a customer service issue ring customer services not the automated bot crap lol


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#71

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:39 PM

That one is awesome - RAGE - but the sad violin tune on one of the others just cracked me up completely.


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:39 PM

the butthurt is huge. Loving it. Wah Wah Wah. Geez R* should do a weekly podcast type thing on the best butthurt posts on their support pages. I'd watch it lol


I support this idea, MAKE IT HAPPEN R*!!!!!
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#73

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:43 PM

 

the butthurt is huge. Loving it. Wah Wah Wah. Geez R* should do a weekly podcast type thing on the best butthurt posts on their support pages. I'd watch it lol


I support this idea, MAKE IT HAPPEN R*!!!!!

 

Would play this in the bakground

 

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#74

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:53 PM

"THIS IS GTA WE ARE SUPPOSED TO DO ILLEGAL THINGS"

 

Exactly you dumbf*ck, you are supposed to steal and kill virtually to earn money. But you are not supposed to hang out with a random guy that broke the f*cking matrix to make money bags fall from the sky

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#75

Posted 29 October 2016 - 02:05 PM

I liked "this isn't fair I paid twenty dollars for this account"

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#76

Posted 29 October 2016 - 02:47 PM

"Rockstar has adjusted your balance by -(roughly 2.3 trillion dollars)"
"(Slew of cursing) That was my legit money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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#77

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:04 PM

 



 

What a self entitled prick. These kids act like people care if they quit.

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#78

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:23 PM

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.

 

But the tears are delicious

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#79

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:27 PM

Lol, he's right though. Damm classic.

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#80

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:27 PM

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.

 

But the tears are delicious

average white boy voice

 

(no racist)


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Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:29 PM Edited by EkaSwede, 29 October 2016 - 04:31 PM.

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.

 

But the tears are delicious

Comments are even more hilarious

 

"Who grinds in a video game?" "People who grind are such losers"

 

Seriously, there are double payout events, although as of recently they've been for races and adv. modes, but we've had the contact mission and VIP work double payouts. And if people hadn't modded billions the inflation wouldn't have been so severe.

 

That guy really needs to blow his nose. What a nasal voice he has. reminds me of... well.. let's not get too off topic here.

 

TO all those who says "I'm done with GTA" all I have to say is. "See you, don't let the door hit you on the way out. I'll see you again in about a month, alright"

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#82

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:32 PM

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.
 
But the tears are delicious

average white boy voice
 
(no racist)


Doesn't sound like any white boy I know but I commend his intellect for being able to see through Rockstars various ploys and tricks. Many people simply are too dumb to see it.
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Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:33 PM

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.

 

But the tears are delicious

I thought I was listening to an episode of Deadwood.  He wasn't cheating, his grandmother asked Rockstar to fine him a quarter every time he cursed.


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#84

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:42 PM

Spoiler

 

my my , these people never admitting their mistakes , act wasn't their fault in first place and pulls out some blatant lies ( which different in single player , where you can get away no matter how severe the crime you've committed , you still get away but this case , getting caught cheating with pants down will be banned )

 

http://tvtropes.org/...in/NeverMyFault

http://tvtropes.org/...ain/BlatantLies


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#85

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:43 PM Edited by deadx23, 29 October 2016 - 04:44 PM.

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.
Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.
I'm getting the PSPro. :)
idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi
Based on what you typed, I think you may have been reading too many R* Support posts... or you're going to have a talk with your autocorrect or the punctuation police.
meh its cool I had one too many last night,,, but lol at Grammer Nazis I'm not concerned on a gaming forum lel . ',

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:46 PM Edited by ash-274, 29 October 2016 - 04:48 PM.

 

 

^ Oh my word, that guy's voice is annoying.
 
But the tears are delicious

average white boy voice
 
(no racist)

 


Doesn't sound like any white boy I know but I commend his intellect for being able to see through Rockstars various ploys and tricks. Many people simply are too dumb to see it.

 

Very, very few people are ignorant of Rockstar's business model.  Shark Cards fund the game's maintenance and continued development.  Cheating money harms the sales of Shark Cards (though it's debatable that if they magically waved a wand and every glitch/exploit/mod to get money illegitimately vanished forever would cards sales go up).

 

This particular d-bag had over $4.8 trillion.  Enough to buy every single thing in the game 10 times over and about as subtle as the guy that stole an ATM by chaining it to the back of his truck and driving back to his house, leaving gouge marks on the streets the whole way.  If he had stopped at something in the realm of plausibility- say $50M or $150M -  he could have stayed under the radar and still been able to afford everything for the next 3-6 updates.

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#87

Posted 29 October 2016 - 05:11 PM

I think everyone understands the basic idea of shark cards but it runs much deeper than that. The "Osiris situation" was the first really obvious one. Realising a game dominating car only to release a slightly faster one a week later. Ever since then the specials, cars/everything have been released in such a way to trick people into spending. Specials on exsisting supers then.. Reaper, FMJ, BAMM X80. Then bamm! x80 is useless, take a 40% hit everytime (at least but usually it'll be worse due to the following trick). Imagine these hidden cars without the leaks?. Buy a car on sale.. Never worth anything, Buy when full price but sell when on sale.. worth nothing (This especially is bullsh*t). Drop a couple hundred everytime you die.. You used to be able to find and pickup your dropped money you know, hell no not anymore.. Despawn that sh*t outa there. They are getting you in a thousand ways, it's everywhere in this game now, to the point where the orginal vision of the game hardly exsists.. It's barely even a game anymore to be honest.
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#88

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:14 PM

R* dev get #rekt  :lol:
MQfhGAA.jpg
 

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The only one who got rekt is this idiot. Rekt by Rock* :p
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#89

Posted 30 October 2016 - 01:58 AM

I love going there just to swim in the salty tears.  99% of these teabags got caught and are so dumb thinking if they bitch or cry and whine on the page.  They somehow will get everything back.   :lol:


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#90

Posted 30 October 2016 - 02:30 AM

I think everyone understands the basic idea of shark cards but it runs much deeper than that. The "Osiris situation" was the first really obvious one. Realising a game dominating car only to release a slightly faster one a week later. Ever since then the specials, cars/everything have been released in such a way to trick people into spending. Specials on exsisting supers then.. Reaper, FMJ, BAMM X80. Then bamm! x80 is useless, take a 40% hit everytime (at least but usually it'll be worse due to the following trick). Imagine these hidden cars without the leaks?. Buy a car on sale.. Never worth anything, Buy when full price but sell when on sale.. worth nothing (This especially is bullsh*t). Drop a couple hundred everytime you die.. You used to be able to find and pickup your dropped money you know, hell no not anymore.. Despawn that sh*t outa there. They are getting you in a thousand ways, it's everywhere in this game now, to the point where the orginal vision of the game hardly exsists.. It's barely even a game anymore to be honest.


He's a true hero, I shall fap to his voice while R* cowers for losing his participation.




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