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#31

Posted 28 October 2016 - 05:58 PM

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
 
lol PS4 why?

Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

 

Neither.  They're both the same thing as buying an ugly old woman makeup.  Sure, she may look better, but it'll come off at some point and you'll regret it.

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#32

Posted 28 October 2016 - 06:06 PM

 

 

I find it odd that people get off with this, all I see is whiny little kids loosing their cash lol

I like crying kids in gtao
this comes close enough to be fun to.
wait a minute *reads comment looks at forum avatar*

Goldadder?

That's weird bruh lol :p

 

goldadderXD...thats my old profile name indeed.

 

and that weird thing, thats just me, but i kinda hate kids to be honest.

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#33

Posted 28 October 2016 - 07:12 PM Edited by Hunter241, 28 October 2016 - 07:12 PM.

Saw one the other day claiming he lost "500 million"

Another poster said he modded and the OP claimed it was shark cards

Yeah, 6 grand spent on shark cards, gotta love the desperation
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#34

Posted 28 October 2016 - 09:50 PM Edited by Professional Amateur, 28 October 2016 - 09:52 PM.

I quite enjoy this one....at least he's asking nicely?

 

https://goo.gl/HmRGK


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#35

Posted 28 October 2016 - 09:57 PM

I quite enjoy this one....at least he's asking nicely?

 

https://goo.gl/HmRGK

Unless he's asking Sara, he's using the wrong "pls"

Plus, he only wrote it 50 times.  It takes 100 times, hand-written on a chalkboard, to get Rockstar to overturn a permaban

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#36

Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:03 PM

rockstare y r casino not open yet?????? also manshons wud be best dlc wud pay $$$$$ for both tbh

 

plz also reulistic stake

 

updat 360 wiv new supercars like ferari n lambos too!!!!!!!!

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#37

Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:28 PM

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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#38

Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:38 PM Edited by Skycam, 29 October 2016 - 05:37 AM.

I agree somethings I've seen on there can be funny and the ones that comment are in my opinion worse and very cringe inducing (I've literally felt angered by some of those trolls more then anything I've experienced here or in game.).

That said...
Can't really make fun of the grammar or anything like that because chances are very high that they aren't kids but someone with very little knowledge of the English language and the fact they are (for the most part) able to communicate (in English however broken) what their problems or desires is rather impressive if you ask me.
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#39

Posted 28 October 2016 - 10:41 PM

Maybe I should start visiting the support page, get some laughs when my day is going to sh*t.
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#40

Posted 28 October 2016 - 11:08 PM

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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#41

Posted 28 October 2016 - 11:17 PM

"I lost my hard-earned billions" was a good one.

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I'd like to know what jobs that player has been running. This is the funny stuff I smirk at. Like who is he fooling and he can't be serious. I want to think the people that post those kinds of things are making a joke about the whole situation but the thing is some of them I don't think are joking which deserves an infinite facepalm.

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#42

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:03 AM

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#43

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:39 AM

*cringe*

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Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:44 AM

Maybe this? Got a laught, tbh...

 

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#45

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:54 AM

^We got a badass over there.


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#46

Posted 29 October 2016 - 01:55 AM Edited by -LN-, 29 October 2016 - 01:56 AM.

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Ehh, what?

 

I honestly don't know what is worse though; some of the original posts or the wannabe members of the R* morality police who often provide false information.  It's such a vicious cycle.

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#47

Posted 29 October 2016 - 02:12 AM

My gosh I'd rather be a forklift driver at half the wage of a Rockstar support employee.
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#48

Posted 29 October 2016 - 03:37 AM

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
 
lol PS4 why?

Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.

 

I'm getting the PSPro. :)

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#49

Posted 29 October 2016 - 03:51 AM Edited by deadx23, 29 October 2016 - 04:06 AM.

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
 
lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.
 
I'm getting the PSPro. :)
idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi

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#50

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:14 AM

 

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
 
lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.
 
I'm getting the PSPro. :)
idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi

 

I'm just getting it because my PS4 is already acting up and it's no problem.

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#51

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:15 AM

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.
Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.
I'm getting the PSPro. :)
idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi
Based on what you typed, I think you may have been reading too many R* Support posts... or you're going to have a talk with your autocorrect or the punctuation police.

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#52

Posted 29 October 2016 - 04:24 AM

 

 

 

 

 

What about peanuts who PM me stupid sh*t?

We haven't flirted in months you rascal, if you were replying to me.

Hey, are you on PS4 or X1?
 
lol PS4 why?
Wanted your opinions on the upcoming PSPro or Xbox.
 
I'm getting the PSPro. :)
idk man like is it worth it idk I want to get a new phone but the PS pro and the psvr is it going to live up to the hype will cool games come from this how does it feel/handle I can't decide I think I'm going to have a pepsi just 1 pepsi

 

I don't man, I don't think you English very well.

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#53

Posted 29 October 2016 - 05:07 AM

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

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#54

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:13 AM

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.

 

Eh, it's not to be taken that seriously; it's just a mix of both amusement and cynicism in between all of the serious matters that life often throws our way.  Besides, at the end of the day, it is only a game and I don't see any misery here--just people having a laugh.  No harm done and no reflection of their state of life and/or direction. :p

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#55

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:28 AM

That last part tho.. 😅

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#56

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:34 AM

That last part tho..

Spoiler

 

:lol:

 

Sounds like a great friend to have. :p

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#57

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:46 AM Edited by BLeonard, 29 October 2016 - 07:00 AM.

If any more proof was need that this community is a joke anymore, no need to look any further than this thread.....So many people, with no life and no direction. People who are amused by support forums and the people who need to use them. But, misery does love company.


I agree... Kinda sad that people are reading support messages...

The youtube videos, for my (non-modded) money, are much better:





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6BBg0kaPGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1WApKjLGnI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-N39w7VGs

Turn down your audio for this one, lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc3Jhal8zJ0

Probably my favorite one, it all hits him around the 50 second mark:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uscfli50IhA

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#58

Posted 29 October 2016 - 06:58 AM Edited by Candy Suxxx, 29 October 2016 - 06:59 AM.

the second video is even more hilarious because he sounds like a right f*cking cock and deserves to be kicked in the dick by rockstar.

OT: I find this thread to be quite amusing and so do others.
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#59

Posted 29 October 2016 - 10:35 AM

It's been a while since I've been to the Support page... seeing this thread, I'll make sure that I go there everyday for the laughs.

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#60

Posted 29 October 2016 - 11:14 AM

The support page is why R* staff take so long to deal with actual issues we bring to them - they're too tied down with ignoring the onslaught of idiots that got banned or people asking for refunds on things that clearly said "no refunds"

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