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#151

Posted 29 September 2017 - 03:19 PM

I knew someone was going to bring that up, lol.
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#152

Posted 30 September 2017 - 04:50 PM

Run around aimlessly and flip the bird while walking

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#153

Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:47 AM

My roomate's been gone all week so I've just been HELLA naked at all times :cool:

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 10:19 AM

My roomate's been gone all week so I've just been HELLA naked at all times :cool:

 

This, gotta let the body breath and be one with nature man, haha!

 

Also, having every window open all day and night, guilty pleasure of mine. Not the smartest, nor safest thing to do but eh..

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:35 AM Edited by Shaytan, 13 October 2017 - 11:35 AM.

Also, having every window open all day and night, guilty pleasure of mine. Not the smartest, nor safest thing to do but eh..

I can't because I live in an apartment with cats but otherwise it would be safe for me (I live on a second floor, too high for someone to climb in but not enough for a fall to be deadly), or you'd think so... [insert creepy background music here]

Even though I don't remember it myself, my mother told me when I was a small toddler the building we live in was being painted, and so there was a scaffolding attached to the outside. We were on Summer and I was sleeping at night in the bedroom so my mother left the window open and the blinds partially open as well. She then heard the noise of the blinds being slowly lifted and, worried I was awake and doing that, came to the bedroom to realise that someone climbed the scaffolding and was trying to get inside our home. When the person saw my mother he quickly dropped the blinds and ran away.

I give you my word this story is truth but take it as you wish. Hope you can still leave your windows open at night and be able to sleep, mind me not!

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#156

Posted 25 November 2017 - 05:32 AM

1. Watch porn as loud as I want to.

2. Walk around nude.

3. Have lengthy debates with myself like a mentalist.

4. Have full blown arguments with nuisance cold callers.

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 05:59 AM

1. Watch porn as loud as I want to.

2. Walk around nude.

3. Have lengthy debates with myself like a mentalist.

4. Have full blown arguments with nuisance cold callers.

 

- Yes.
- Yes.
- you need therapy. :panic:
- sir, you had fall off the mad wagon!

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Posted 25 November 2017 - 06:30 PM


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Posted 25 November 2017 - 07:21 PM

install gentoo

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#160

Posted 25 November 2017 - 10:30 PM

1. Talk to myself a lot.
2. Often look behind myself in case i didn't notice if anyone is behind.
3. Flipping scissors.
4. Sometimes portraying different combat stances with a pistol.

5. Going to a toilet and leaving the door open.


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#161

Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:39 PM Edited by Unruly, 26 November 2017 - 04:51 PM.

If I'm playing GTA, I like to play with my mic on and start fights with anyone that speaks

 

Play music louder than I usually do (had the police called on me once, but thought to turn it down just before I saw them pull up)

 

Piece together and try on new outfits for no reason

 

Order in expensive restaurant takeaway

 

Take all of my phone calls on loudspeaker

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:15 PM Edited by fashion, 26 November 2017 - 05:30 PM.

Whenever I'm alone and start gaming, I put my glasses on like Horatio Caine and put them off like a badass that's looking away from explosions and enjoy my 5 seconds of Horationess. I also do it sometimes when I blow sh*t up in a game.

Tl;dr I play with my glasses like an idiot.
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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:50 PM

I dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and fart like nobody's smelling.


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 07:06 PM

I dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and fart like nobody's smelling.

 

you are an official spiritual animal for many of us lol


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#165

Posted 4 weeks ago

tamw you spend almost half an hour laying in bed growling/panting/barking like a dog while convulsing. I have to admit, I REALLY f*cking needed that. :lol:

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#166

Posted 4 weeks ago

Nude sometimes, listen music much louder, tv/pc volume louder, sing, rap, leave bathroom door open, run around like little child when playing with my dog, watch cam girls/porn.

.....so yeah, the usual. Don't we all?


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#167

Posted 4 weeks ago

Order pizza so no one bothers me and I can enjoy it alone.

And no, not pineapple pizza.
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#168

Posted 4 weeks ago

I've got my own place so I'm pretty much always in just my boxers. It's awesome.

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#169

Posted 3 weeks ago

Contemplate. And reason.

These things I can't seem to do when people are around.

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#170

Posted 2 weeks ago

I kamehameha as loud as I can without my voice breaking.

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#171

Posted A week ago Edited by Jack Lupino, A week ago.

I become a scared puppy when i am alone.
I listen to tv high volume or log in forums like this to distract my mind from thinking i am alone at home.
If you see my house you too wouldnt wish to live alone especially after sunset.
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#172

Posted A week ago

Jack off to my thoughts. Porn got quite boring, im not interested in watching same repetitive bullsh*t.

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#173

Posted A week ago

Jack off to my thoughts. Porn got quite boring, im not interested in watching same repetitive bullsh*t.

I thought you like doing this in public.


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#174

Posted A week ago

That thing, but with the door open.

 

Apart from that, I usually talk to myself like I'm doing it with another person and/or play the guitar loud, and I mean LOUD.

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#175

Posted 11 hours ago Edited by BlackScout, 11 hours ago.

1. Talk to myself, similar to GingerSkullpion

2. Freely watch porn or jack off (I mean there is nobody to enter my room without notice, I don't like locking myself in)

3. Sing audibly enough without worrying anyone will hear me

4. sh*t with the bathroom door open

 

I don't know. I don't do anything special or remarkably different.


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#176

Posted 10 hours ago

It sucks living in an apartment means I'm never truly alone, so many things folks point out here are still not that comfortable to do, such as singing out loud, neither possible to do without bothering anyone such as playing guitar or listening to music louder than usual (not that I care, in Portugal there is no law that prohibits you from making noise during daytime).




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