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#61

Posted 15 December 2016 - 09:55 AM

I sit around and talk to my imaginary housemates. This topic reminds of... 

 

"what's your thing." Pity most people can't understand Scottish people because it's funny! :p

 

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 10:36 AM

Do drugs.
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#63

Posted 15 December 2016 - 12:51 PM

Sing, shout, scream, babble, gargle, and make all manner of weird sounds.

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 03:10 PM

Cry

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Posted 15 December 2016 - 07:12 PM

Well, me and my friends do handstands in my living room and see who can get an erection first.
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#66

Posted 15 December 2016 - 11:37 PM

I sing and I also pretend I'm a youtuber when I'm playing games.


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#67

Posted 16 December 2016 - 02:32 PM

I like to listen to the soundtracks of games that I played in my childhood

Halo 2 and also the other games such as reach

Unreal Tournament and championship

Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1-2

 

I still got my old Xbox Original, it just needs a new AV cable.


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#68

Posted 16 December 2016 - 02:49 PM

Jack off out the window.

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#69

Posted 16 December 2016 - 02:50 PM

Jack off out the window.

 

we all know you do that regardless of an audience

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#70

Posted 16 December 2016 - 03:05 PM

I live alone...all alone :(

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#71

Posted 17 December 2016 - 03:19 AM Edited by PoeticWhisper, 17 December 2016 - 03:20 AM.

Moonwalk in my living room, sing to my cat, beatbox, hand drumming on literally everything. Blast music, cut wrestling promo's as if I was a wrestler, do the occasional front flip onto my couch, and sometimes think of arguments I had in the past that I should have won, and come up with the things I should've said. 

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 11:38 AM Edited by Professor SmackaDabbah, 17 December 2016 - 11:39 AM.

Lately I've been doing a bunch of pushups in one go then sort of power walking up and down my house for around five minutes or until I'm ready to go again, rinse and repeat for 45 minutes or an hour.


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#73

Posted 17 December 2016 - 11:43 AM

Same sh*t I do while I'm not alone. Not leaving my room nor the comfort of bed.


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#74

Posted 17 December 2016 - 12:04 PM

 

Play this out loud.

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Posted 15 February 2017 - 12:59 AM

Sing along to whatever is playing on Pandora/Spotify, curse like a sailor when I'm playing video games and actually leave my room.


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#76

Posted 15 February 2017 - 01:07 AM

Call over my fat side bitch and snort cocaine off her ass.
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Posted 15 February 2017 - 01:31 AM

Call over my fat side bitch and snort cocaine off her ass.


Aw thanks, I know how much you love my big black booty ;)

On topic: I usually sleep. considering I barely have any time to do much anymore due to work.
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Posted 15 February 2017 - 01:48 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=Bg59q4puhmg
 
Play this out loud.


I put this song on a bar jukebox one time and people got annoyed.

So I put it on 29 more times.

And left.

20 minutes later I had bartenders and waitresses texting me with death threats. Best 15 bucks I've ever spent
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#79

Posted 15 February 2017 - 03:31 AM

 

Play this out loud.

 

I did that a couple of times lol


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#80

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:18 PM Edited by Pedinhuh, 16 February 2017 - 08:20 PM.

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.
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#81

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:35 PM

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home? 

 

Ot: playing music on speakers and singing along. I hope nobody heard that yet. I suck at singing. 


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#82

Posted 16 February 2017 - 08:57 PM

Bring out the more kinky toys and test them on myself.

Or when playing videogames using the mic to talk trough if other players are angry...to taunt them and make them even more mad :)

Or rarely...start bringing in crazy sh*t in the house that just would not get in if parent would be home.
Happens once every few years.
Last thing was a playdate...last thing before that was a big waterproof box for my turtle.
Next thing will probably be again something regarding my turtle again...probably a giant external filter...maybe even some sort of wooden plates and such to make the thing look nice(big maybe) and also probably a smaller watertight tub/box that will serve as island...including some turf and sand mixture.
I just need the turtle to survive this winter and then my mom a couple of days like....the f*ck out of here and that will be fixed.

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#83

Posted 16 February 2017 - 10:04 PM

Well usually my son is always with me and I live with my younger sister but on those occasions when I get home early, I prepare food for dinner and clean up my place (I eat dinner super early) so when I go pick him up all I have to do is cook, eat and the rest of the day is mine :) (today I'm home early and alone for about 2 hours :O )

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#84

Posted 17 February 2017 - 02:22 PM

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home? 
 

House is too small and my bedroom is on the way of my parents bedroom, also they can go there at any time of the day as our business is right next door.

Also, curious neighbors.

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#85

Posted 17 February 2017 - 03:10 PM

 

 

Go nudist, or just wear boxers...I'm not a pleasant sight when I'm naked.

Jerk off in my bed, naked...Better than in the bathroom.

Surf the deep web, I'm tempted to buying a basic .38 sub nose, but I'm afraid it might be a police sting.

...Look at ex-girlfriends profiles.

Why the heck can't you fap in your bed when people are home? 
 

House is too small and my bedroom is on the way of my parents bedroom, also they can go there at any time of the day as our business is right next door.

Also, curious neighbors.

 

Oh, i see. That must suck.


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Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:12 PM

Invite my girlfriend for some fun.
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#87

Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:41 PM Edited by ceszayers, 17 February 2017 - 10:41 PM.

Strut around the house like this, tensing those leg and tummy muscles with every step.

 

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#88

Posted 17 February 2017 - 10:49 PM

I practice my high kids, i'm pretty f*cking good. People have always been impressed at my kicking prowess.

I've just never got a chance to test it out on someone.

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#89

Posted 18 February 2017 - 12:50 AM

https://www.youtube....h?v=Bg59q4puhmg
 
Play this out loud.

I put this song on a bar jukebox one time and people got annoyed.

So I put it on 29 more times.

And left.

20 minutes later I had bartenders and waitresses texting me with death threats. Best 15 bucks I've ever spent

Ha ha I've done that.

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#90

Posted 18 February 2017 - 01:23 AM

Seems that I´m not the only one that goes barely clothed home alone lol





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