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Posted 09 October 2016 - 06:21 PM

I do a lot of things

  • i try to mimic MrBossFTW intro
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  • Talk to myself a lot
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 07:08 PM

The only thing I can come up with is singing and dancing to eighties pop music in the living room.

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 07:36 PM

I walk around the house as a nudist.
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 08:15 PM

I hide the remote control, leave hairs on your pillow and spray sweat on the PS2 analogs of everyone.

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 08:16 PM

I walk around the house as a nudist.

Ditto, I also like to listen to Macabre and/or George Michael while singing along to their songs...
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 08:57 PM

scream anti-government stuff

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 09:06 PM

Pretend to be a girl on a gaming forum.
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 09:22 PM

Probably listen to Dead Can Dance while sipping a cup of tea.

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 09:26 PM

I post in the nude.

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 10:26 PM

Pretend the doorbell isn't ringing when it rings.
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 10:33 PM

I enjoy the sweet sweet silence.

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 10:36 PM

Turn up my music and enjoy the day. Everyone needs some alone time once in a while :^:
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 10:40 PM Edited by John Smith, 09 October 2016 - 10:44 PM.

Turn up my music

This too. Provides a strengthened case for not hearing the doorbell.

E. Repeatedly launching my phone against the wall in frustration at autocorrect is also an effective way of scaring off unwanted visitors
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Posted 09 October 2016 - 10:58 PM

piss in the sink

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Posted 09 October 2016 - 11:20 PM

Watch porn without wearing headphones.

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 01:16 AM

I visit the livingroom.
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Posted 10 October 2016 - 01:23 AM

Watch porn without wearing headphones.


Amen.
I also put myself in hypothetical convos.
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Posted 10 October 2016 - 02:45 AM

I join random PSN parties of people I don't really know/talk to that are on my friends list and just start shouting random bollocks at them. 

 

Also flood my bathroom by being on the forums whilst running a bath.

 

Watch porn without wearing headphones.

This too.

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Posted 10 October 2016 - 02:55 AM

I won't lie.. I usually end up on here bickering with murdoc LOL xD
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Posted 10 October 2016 - 04:24 AM Edited by Candy Suxxx, 10 October 2016 - 04:25 AM.

Pretend to be a girl on a gaming forum.

lol.

OT:

I pretty much do the same sh*t when everyone is home. When I have the house to myself usually I crank up my music, watch porn in the living room and dance like a stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

piss in the sink

I did this on NYE a few years ago then fell trying to get off it.
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Posted 11 October 2016 - 10:41 AM

I'm boring, I just play video games and play with my cats while drinking 6 malt beverages or 12 iced coffees.

piss in the sink

gotta save water, the environment loves you for that.
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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:09 PM

  • Sound system goes from volume 42 to 56 (loud)
  • Yell when sh*t pisses me off and then laugh
  • Watching loud YT videos on the laptop
  • Watch loud movies
  • Play Forza loud

Yeah, I'm boring...

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:24 PM

-If the phone rings and I see it's an overseas number I usually yell "Oh just f*ck off" at the top of my lungs.

-Talk to myself to the point that I actually start engaging in debates.

-Eat more packets of chips than I normally do.

-Try to do the moon walk on the floor because it's tiled.
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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:25 PM Edited by Fuzzknuckles, 11 October 2016 - 01:30 PM.

Watch porn without wearing headphones.

So... when there's people in the house, you wear headphones? Doesn't that make it more likely that someone is going to walk in on you watching porn, because you can't hear them coming (because you're listening to... someone cumming?)

 

I have cats, there's never nobody home. But when it's just them and me, I like to pretend I'm a villain in a shlocky action movie and they're the heroes that have come to take me down. They have never won. 

 

P.S. To all the sink pissers - my friend used to do this. His sink started emanating a horrible smell one day, so he got the plumber in to take a look. They found this huge mass of ammonia crystals in the sink and the plumber turns to him, looks him straight in the eye and says "Mate, seriously, you've got a toilet. Don't piss in the sink you dirty c*nt."

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 01:45 PM

I rub pepto bismal all over the walls.
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Posted 11 October 2016 - 02:24 PM

 

Watch porn without wearing headphones.

So... when there's people in the house, you wear headphones? Doesn't that make it more likely that someone is going to walk in on you watching porn, because you can't hear them coming (because you're listening to... someone cumming?)

 

I have cats, there's never nobody home. But when it's just them and me, I like to pretend I'm a villain in a shlocky action movie and they're the heroes that have come to take me down. They have never won. 

 

P.S. To all the sink pissers - my friend used to do this. His sink started emanating a horrible smell one day, so he got the plumber in to take a look. They found this huge mass of ammonia crystals in the sink and the plumber turns to him, looks him straight in the eye and says "Mate, seriously, you've got a toilet. Don't piss in the sink you dirty c*nt."

 

 

I never watch porn with headphones, however, the audio is usually so quiet that I hardly listen to the SPLAT noises and subtle moans, when I'm alone, I crank that sh*t up for maximum pleasure.


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Posted 11 October 2016 - 05:42 PM

I sometimes don't open the door when the doorbell rings and pretend that nobody is at home. After that I keep doing whatever I was doing without disturbance. Apart from that I also like to make videos with voice recording, play Gta Online along with mic ON. 

 

Occasionally me and our family dog roll over the bed and mess things up and be a boss. Other days I would just study and finish my work, be it whatever. 

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 06:02 PM

I drink.

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 06:06 PM

I sometimes don't open the door when the doorbell rings and pretend that nobody is at home. After that I keep doing whatever I was doing without disturbance. Apart from that I also like to make videos with voice recording, play Gta Online along with mic ON. 

 

Occasionally me and our family dog roll over the bed and mess things up and be a boss. Other days I would just study and finish my work, be it whatever. 

I used to love just laying down and rolling around on the floor with my Uncle's old dog, the only downside was the hair.

 

She passed away a couple years ago, although my nan got a new cat recently and he's really playful, first time I met him I was drunk, so we had a really deep conversation whilst rolling around on the floor.

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Posted 11 October 2016 - 07:01 PM

P.S. To all the sink pissers - my friend used to do this. His sink started emanating a horrible smell one day, so he got the plumber in to take a look. They found this huge mass of ammonia crystals in the sink and the plumber turns to him, looks him straight in the eye and says "Mate, seriously, you've got a toilet. Don't piss in the sink you dirty c*nt."


He coulda prevented this awkward convo with basic plumbing skills and a bottle of drain cleaner acid.
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