...DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?!
In the bowels of Liberty City on a quaint little corner in Dukes, this friendly Irish pub welcomes all willing patrons with open wallets, from the permanently drunk to the coffee cup hipsters. Pop in and pull up a pew, there's someone hanging over the bar 24 hours a day 7 days a week, and as long as you're comfortable with a few stains and a bit of debauchery nownagain, you're in for a grand old time. Welcome to the Steinway Beer Garden!
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All ages welcome but under 16s are confined to the eating area and patio
Under 21s are only allowed to purchase alcohol if their ID looks real enough
Steinway Beer Garden is not responsible for any afflictions you may suffer such as diarrhoea or fleas
Staff portraits are just our chosen spirit animals, we do not approve of bestiality, but we do hold a furry singles night on the first Friday of every month
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