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#1

Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:26 PM

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WARM WHISKEY

 

FRIED NACHOS

 

JAZZ SUNDAYS

 

WEEKLY PROMOTIONS

 

AND BINGO

 

...DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?!

 

In the bowels of Liberty City on a quaint little corner in Dukes, this friendly Irish pub welcomes all willing patrons with open wallets, from the permanently drunk to the coffee cup hipsters. Pop in and pull up a pew, there's someone hanging over the bar 24 hours a day 7 days a week, and as long as you're comfortable with a few stains and a bit of debauchery nownagain, you're in for a grand old time. Welcome to the Steinway Beer Garden!

 

Check out our infomercial sponsored by local nerd webring GTAForums, now airing on CNT:

 

 

All ages welcome but under 16s are confined to the eating area and patio

Under 21s are only allowed to purchase alcohol if their ID looks real enough

Steinway Beer Garden is not responsible for any afflictions you may suffer such as diarrhoea or fleas

Staff portraits are just our chosen spirit animals, we do not approve of bestiality, but we do hold a furry singles night on the first Friday of every month

This topic is actually just a chat topic and is in no way affiliated with the Zaibatsu Corporation

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:27 PM

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Other positions may be available, as and when we think of them.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:37 PM

No, Sweets, the Ladies bathroom is not your office.

 

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:40 PM Edited by Bleached, 11 August 2016 - 08:43 PM.

Wow, I like the concept of this gang! Good luck. :)

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:42 PM

Until I see some official paperwork to that effect Imma keep doing what I've been doing.

 

If you have a problem with that you can take it up with my union rep.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:43 PM

I'm seeing bingo? Let the battles begin!

Best of luck with the new crew ;)
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:48 PM

I'm seeing bingo? Let the battles begin!

I would love to join, but I still have baskets in my basement from all other bingo nights I won haha! :p


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:56 PM

I don't really care if anyone thinks bingo is an old person's game, I once won £200 from a £10 batch of tickets, love it!

 

We should have a real round, sure we could figure it out somehow...

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 08:58 PM

I've never played bingo. Feel like I'm missing out. 

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#10

Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:00 PM

 

 

WARM WHISKEY

 

FRIED NACHOS

 

JAZZ SUNDAYS

 

WEEKLY PROMOTIONS

 

AND BINGO

 

...DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?!

 

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?

 

Hi btw.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:00 PM Edited by Bleached, 11 August 2016 - 09:00 PM.

I don't really care if anyone thinks bingo is an old person's game, I once won £200 from a £10 batch of tickets, love it!

 

We should have a real round, sure we could figure it out somehow...

Damn, two hundred? Lucky girl! They only gave us are things we didn't really need or cake haha. Also, there must be a online multiplayer for bingo somewhere I hope. :p


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:01 PM

Good luck. This looks decent.


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:02 PM

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?


Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:03 PM Edited by Bender, 11 August 2016 - 09:03 PM.

Yeah, Booze!

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:05 PM

Yeah, free beer! Just for the opening day, maybe?

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

Irish potatoes are the best potatoes.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:08 PM

Idaho just called. It said shut up.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:09 PM

Idaho can suck a fart.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:12 PM

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

Just get normal potatoes and have Carian stare at them intently for a few minutes and bam you have Irish potatoes
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:12 PM

Looking to qualify for that free opening/welcoming beer

if their ID looks real enough



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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:14 PM

Idaho just called. It said shut up.

 

I didn't understand this reference so googled Idaho potatoes, felt exhilarated.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:14 PM

That mask really takes 10 years off of your face.. seems legit though ;)


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:17 PM

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:19 PM

Welcome to our new bouncer Alchemist

 

Stylish, edgy, underage, he'll let anybody in if you follow him on Twitter. Already a hit with the punters!

 

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:21 PM

Good idea, beer is free until Monday, but then I'll have to start charging again because import costs for authentic Irish potatoes is pretty expensive.

I hope you don't put extra water in the beer though. Sometimes bars do that stuff when they give free drinks :p

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:22 PM

Someone say Idaho?

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:22 PM

Free beer? go to the bathroom for some fresh Pißwasser that's free!


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:24 PM

Free beer? go to the bathroom for some fresh Pißwasser that's free!

 

You can also find some Logger in there, since Sweets isn't very good with a toilet brush.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:41 PM

oh hey, more alcoholics.

 

great.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:52 PM

oh wait, this isn't a crew. if i had an image for nervous laughter i'd use it now


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Posted 11 August 2016 - 09:52 PM

We're happy to water down the booze with homemade lemonade if you have an alcohol problem. 





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