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#31

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:16 PM

Horoscope section?!

Right, I'll be honest, still got no clue what this crew is about but if there's honestly a Horoscope section I'm signing up and getting my palms looked at by a gilf with a hand fetish.


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#32

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:16 PM Edited by Bender, 11 August 2016 - 10:18 PM.

You know what? This crew looks like it has potential and it has some people i know so i want to join.

Since there's no form i have to fill in i have no idea what to do.


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#33

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:18 PM

Horoscope section?!

Right, I'll be honest, still got no clue what this crew is about but if there's honestly a Horoscope section I'm signing up and getting my palms looked at by a gilf with a hand fetish.

The idea was to be like a sort of newspaper / news portal / kinda stuff gang. If you're catching my drift. Also, the first article of the The Daily Globe, coming very soon to stores near you. ;)

 

 

You know what? This crew looks like it has potential and it has some people i know so i want to join.

Since there's no form i have to fill in i have no idea what to do.

Hang around the thread. You never know what tomorrow brings.

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#34

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:20 PM

Friday.

The answer is Friday.

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#35

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:26 PM

Friday.

The answer is Friday.

since 26 minutes tomorrow now brings saturday.


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#36

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:30 PM

the Globe should have an advice column.

 

people write in to the paper with their problems or concerns, looking for help.

then we sh/t on them, make fun of their issues, and belittle their predicament :^:

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#37

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:30 PM Edited by livejoker, 11 August 2016 - 10:31 PM.

Friday.

The answer is Friday.

*buzzes in*

Who is Rebecca Black?

I'm now super interested in this crew. A newspaper handled by GtaF staff and members sounds like both a dream and a nightmare.

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#38

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:35 PM

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#39

Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:36 PM

 

I don't feel comfortable anymore

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:40 PM

 

I don't feel comfortable anymore
Good.
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Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:40 PM

Looking great!

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#42

Posted 11 August 2016 - 11:13 PM

Do we also need a column about some good old fashioned gossip? It's always cool to gossip about vinewood stars who fail in life most of the times. ;)

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#43

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:11 AM

We also need to throw in some small comics and hire paperboys.


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#44

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:52 AM Edited by Quadro, 12 August 2016 - 12:52 AM.

LiveJoker should be doing a column on sex questions :)

 

Great idea guys. Can't wait to see the content that come from it.

Wish you luck for the future :)

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#45

Posted 12 August 2016 - 01:04 AM

We also need to throw in some small comics

good idea.

we'll need someone to draw up some clever Paint Shop political cartoons.


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#46

Posted 12 August 2016 - 01:23 AM

No idea what you're on about, Quad.

So is this some type of movement by the staff to generate interest in the crew area? Daily Globe - newspaper and now Steinway Beer Garden - pub. More interested in the newspaper, to be honest, but that's because whenever I hang out in a pub I drink water and stare at an empty chair for an hour and a half. Still, I'm gonna keep an eye on this gang and see what is what when new stuff is added in.

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#47

Posted 12 August 2016 - 06:11 AM

A new GTAF crew newspaper agency huh!? hmm.... seems very interesting from what i read on the front page 


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#48

Posted 12 August 2016 - 08:30 AM

Hello!

Send me a message next time you guys play Online on PC.

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#49

Posted 12 August 2016 - 11:47 AM Edited by livejoker, 12 August 2016 - 01:53 PM.

Either I'm way too excited for the theme of this gang and the possibilities that it could bring or that it was 3AM and I couldn't sleep. No matter the reason, I made a thing just for you guys.

Mods, feel free to delete this post if this is seen as stinking up the place. I honestly wouldn't be offended - this one is bad but after spending way too long on this than I should've I'm calling it quits and leaving it as it is. MS Paint skills right here.

Enjoy...?

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*edit 2 hours later*
Wow, so cool that no one realized that I spelt Daily Globe as Daily Global under The Cougar's picture! Shh!

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#50

Posted 12 August 2016 - 11:52 AM

No idea what you're on about, Quad.

So is this some type of movement by the staff to generate interest in the crew area? Daily Globe - newspaper and now Steinway Beer Garden - pub. More interested in the newspaper, to be honest, but that's because whenever I hang out in a pub I drink water and stare at an empty chair for an hour and a half. Still, I'm gonna keep an eye on this gang and see what is what when new stuff is added in.

The beer garden isn't really a "crew" but more of a chat topic from what i've read.

You have to pimp up the OP more, guys. And i know you don't want positions but it'd be good atleast if people knew which members are the leaders/important ones.


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#51

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:01 PM Edited by Switch__, 12 August 2016 - 12:01 PM.

Either I'm way too excited for the theme of this gang and the possibilities that it could bring or that it was 3AM and I couldn't sleep. No matter the reason, I made a thing just for you guys.

Mods, feel free to delete this post if this is seen as stinking up the place. I honestly wouldn't be offended - this one is bad but after spending way too long on this than I should've I'm calling it quits and leaving it as it is. MS Paint skills right here.

Enjoy...?
 

Nice job haha! This is pretty nice.


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#52

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:25 PM

You have to pimp up the OP more, guys. And i know you don't want positions but it'd be good atleast if people knew which members are the leaders/important ones.

Everyone is equal, positions are boring :p
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#53

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:41 PM Edited by Bender, 12 August 2016 - 12:45 PM.

 

You have to pimp up the OP more, guys. And i know you don't want positions but it'd be good atleast if people knew which members are the leaders/important ones.

Everyone is equal, positions are boring :p

 

Glorious system, comrade.

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#54

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:45 PM Edited by Switch__, 12 August 2016 - 12:46 PM.

 

 

You have to pimp up the OP more, guys. And i know you don't want positions but it'd be good atleast if people knew which members are the leaders/important ones.

Everyone is equal, positions are boring :p

 

 

It is best that way comrade.. We don't need any hierarchies for social crew on a video game forum, unless we were a lot more :p, but thats just how i feel.

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:51 PM

USSR national anthem LMAO I'm dead xD
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#56

Posted 12 August 2016 - 12:54 PM

Do we need to build an iron curtain too?

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#57

Posted 12 August 2016 - 04:31 PM

 

 

You have to pimp up the OP more, guys. And i know you don't want positions but it'd be good atleast if people knew which members are the leaders/important ones.

Everyone is equal, positions are boring :p

 

Glorious system, comrade.

 

True that, tovarish. Is there actually any news or are you guys still working on interior decoration? I've got a hookup if you need some cheap stuff. Good quality though.

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#58

Posted 12 August 2016 - 04:57 PM

Any chance some Helmut's Eurocar articles could get a syndication? Good for our business down at the bay ;)

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:00 PM Edited by Mr. Fartenhate, 12 August 2016 - 05:00 PM.

Good luck with the crew. Hopefully me coming down every now and then is fine.

 

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#60

Posted 12 August 2016 - 05:40 PM Edited by Bender, 12 August 2016 - 05:43 PM.

no this joke is too bad even for my standards what the f*ck





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