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#1

Posted 10 August 2016 - 09:02 PM Edited by Cudwieser, 13 August 2016 - 08:16 AM.

This is a thread going from the sublime to the ridiculous things you should never do in a car, be it on the road or off it (or in a closed environment). Hell you don't even have to be moving.

 

I'll start with this. Not strictly about cars, but there is a distinct absurdity to his experiment. Also note the Brake Discs afterwards.

 

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 10:51 PM

 

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Posted 12 August 2016 - 09:37 PM Edited by HeavyDuke, 12 August 2016 - 11:00 PM.

Driving on just 3 wheels.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 01:39 AM

Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 02:52 AM

Don't ever paint your car matte black. Or matte anything. It collects dust, and you gotta be super careful when you clean it.

Who cares about dust? Just paint more matte black over it lol.

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Posted 12 January 2017 - 05:09 AM

Driving on just 3 wheels.

He's might want to try Reliant Robin or Supervan.

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Posted 29 January 2017 - 06:02 PM

Stop tinting your taillights dark black. Not only does it look tacky but you're also making them less functional which is retarded.

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 11:34 AM

He's might want to try Reliant Robin or Supervan.


Or a Citroën.

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Posted 30 January 2017 - 01:56 PM

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!


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Posted 30 January 2017 - 09:53 PM

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

 

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Posted 31 January 2017 - 10:23 AM

 

Stop fitting ever increasingly large mufflers on crappy Clio's and 106's, it's cheap, annoying and clearly compensating!

Or these

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

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Posted 31 January 2017 - 12:47 PM

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!


If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

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Posted 31 January 2017 - 01:19 PM

 

 

(2:13 is peach)

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 


If you cut a tyre tube and hang it from the exhaust pipe it makes the car seem like it has flatulence.

 

That may be so, but seriously why in the name of all that's holy would anyone EVER want to do that?  It just makes you look like an absolute moron.


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Posted 31 January 2017 - 05:59 PM

The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.
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Posted 31 January 2017 - 08:30 PM Edited by Cudwieser, 31 January 2017 - 08:34 PM.

The most perplexing thing about that is how someone found that out in the first place.

I would like to think they weren't being serious and maybe lampooning Fart Can exhausts, otherwise I may have highlighted a more serious problem  :blush:  :sui:  :)

 

P.S I actually think they are trying to replicate a waste gate on a turbo.

 


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Posted 31 January 2017 - 08:42 PM

A quote to put in your signature

 

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

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Posted 01 February 2017 - 03:47 AM

https://fat.gfycat.c...rbutterfly.webm
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Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:16 AM Edited by El Diablo, 01 February 2017 - 05:20 AM.

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.


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Posted 01 February 2017 - 06:46 AM

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

Which is affectionately called the empty quarter.


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Posted 01 February 2017 - 09:59 AM

suppose I'll just leave this here

 

 

but seriously, it's less amazing that they can do this...

it's more amazing that they have a road to drive down which is SO STRAIGHT for so long without any stops or cross traffic. just endless roads across the desert.

It's crazy obviously, but at the same time quite amazing!

 

 

A quote to put in your signature

 

What in the name of god is that, actually pissing myself laughing here now!!

 

 

 

Noted! :cookie:


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Posted 01 February 2017 - 05:17 PM

Not much experience but....do not start driving before all the nasty frost and condense of at least your front windshield is gone.

 

True story.

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Posted 12 February 2017 - 06:32 PM

Going to milk the fart can critique once more (actually let someone else do it) 2:00 in is absolutly hillarious

 


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Posted 12 February 2017 - 07:39 PM

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!
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Posted 12 February 2017 - 07:50 PM

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?


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Posted 12 February 2017 - 07:51 PM

Yeah more or less. I lead by example. I drive a BMW myself haha! All my indicators work perfectly though!
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 03:20 PM Edited by Mukkus, 02 March 2017 - 06:19 PM.

 I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs  on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 06:54 PM Edited by HeavyDuke, 02 March 2017 - 06:54 PM.

 I see snow and ice bricks flying from car's' roofs  on the highway at least twice during each 30 min drive after a storm the previous day. A brush costs $15 and takes 5 mins...

 

Or you could just add front window armor...

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 07:40 PM

Stop using express/automatic carwashes or swirl-o-matics as I call em.

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 08:32 PM

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?
A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.
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Posted 02 March 2017 - 10:58 PM Edited by Natz_83, 03 March 2017 - 06:02 AM.

Another pet peeve is folk with no knowledge of indicators (turn signals) I've almost got out and had fights with people for that!

So i take it you've almost fought every BMW, Audi and Mercedes driver you've met on the road?

A BMW X5 used her turning signal today BUT moved over painfully slowly and was driving like she was scared.

Haha I drive a BMW X5 :lol:
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