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Posted 08 August 2016 - 11:08 PM Edited by Midnight Hitman, 08 August 2016 - 11:33 PM.

Game is more funny than i expected, it has a laugh here and there. So what's the moment that made you laugh the most?

Personally i lol'd more than i should have at Reyes being unable to remember Lucia's name after she got killed. She idolized and loved him but he can't even remember her name lmao
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Posted 08 August 2016 - 11:38 PM

" we shall have a day of celebration named after her, St Laura's day." Something along those lines anyway.

For me it's when Westdickens gets John to pretend that his elexir works, after John wins the duel and shoots the hand of the guy who had been calling Westdickens on his bullsh1t he then follows the crowd to buy some, a complete turnaround.
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Posted 08 August 2016 - 11:41 PM

When a random asshole bear killed my beloved horse. God damn bears, always gotta f*ck me up when I'm hunting in tall trees.

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 01:10 PM

Random event:

1. "Let's stack all these explosives"

2. "Good job, I deserve a cigarette after the hard work"

3. Boom.

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Posted 21 August 2016 - 08:56 PM

John - My father was Scottish.


MacDougal - unfortunate.    :lol:



That's just one but yes I agree with you funny humour all over the place, but hey it is a Rockstar written by the great Dan Houser so hilarity should be expected. 




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Posted 23 August 2016 - 09:28 AM

When I used a Stick of Dynamite in Dead Eye Mode.



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Posted 23 August 2016 - 10:15 PM

The Jeb's Girl sidequest, I haven't seen a twist like that since Fight Club.
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Posted 07 September 2016 - 09:26 PM

Some of Reyes's lines. "Like riding a Pampas Bull senor".

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:38 PM

Getting an achievement for watching a train run over a hogtied woman caught me completely off guard.

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:40 PM

When I let my girlfriend play for the first time. I'd been playing a week, still had my first horse, which she of course rode over a cliff within about 10 seconds of getting hold of the controller. 


I say "funniest moment", I mean most savagely upsetting moment. Still breaks my heart to this day. I loved that hairy bastard. 

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 06:38 PM

First time I got jumped by a cougar.  I'm just minding my business on a hunt, and didn't realize I was being hunted.

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 09:20 PM Edited by Alexlecj, 26 October 2016 - 09:22 PM.

Shaky: Now we're even.
Irish: Half-even, Shaky. You still owe me for them morphine pills to calm your nerves, Shh-shh-shh-Shaky.
Shaky: You'll get your half, more you d-d-d-dirty f-f-f*cking snake!
Irish: B-b-b-b-better!
John Marston: Alright, gentlemen. Let's go.
Shaky: Fu-Fu-Fu-f*ckin' f*ck.
Irish: Oh, my virgin ears.


Agustin Allende: Un besito! Besito! Don't be so conventional! Look at that ass... magnificent! I'll save her for later or I'll kill her and all her family. They're probably rebels anyway.


John Marston: What about the Chinese workers here? I heard you ain't exactly made them very welcome.
Abraham Reyes: That is different. They are an inferior race.
John Marston: You have all the makings of a great leader, Abraham.


Edgar Ross: And who is this savage? A prisoner?
Archer Fordham: This is the informant, sir.
Edgar Ross: Do you speak English?
Archer Fordham: Yes he does, sir. He's the informant. Nastas.
Edgar Ross: Don't get snarky with me, Fordham.


Harold MacDougal: Oh, Nastas! Come on. Come in, sir. (enunciating) Would you like to take off your slippers? Or skin a rabbit? I know we cannot see the stars, but still my heart is pure, and we meet as equals! (to John Marston) These savages must be spoken to simply in metaphors.
Nastas: No, sir. I grew up on a reservation and attended school.
Harold MacDougal: Oh. Lovely.


Nastas: Some of Van der Linde's men have agreed to meet with Professor MacDougal up at Bearclaw cabin.
John Marston: Why the hell would they want to do that?
Nastas: I think they are interested to find out what conclusions a white man has reached on hundreds of years of culture and society from the comfort of his hotel room.
Harold MacDougal: Wonderful! Do you think I could ask for a skin sample from the soles of their feet?


Dutch Van der Linde: You and your friend there the professor... We're gonna kill the both of ya.
John Marston: Why you want to do a thing like that?
Dutch Van der Linde: I don't know, sport, I guess.

John Marston: Fair enough.

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Posted 19 December 2016 - 12:15 AM

John: "Bill, I implore you think about this."


Bill: "You implore me? Hehe...you implore me...You always were one with words, John."

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 06:50 PM

shaky's studdering and  abraham reyes  lecherousness, what a horndog! a little off topic but i played the gates of ell presidente and in the cutscene abraham is banging this chubby mexican girl. i couldn't help but notice she had nice dark nipples. they were so detailed. dammit rockstar why couldn't the strippers in gta v have such nice nipples. nipples are what makes the titties. ROCKSTAR WE NEED DARK NIPPLES IN GTA 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE NEED DARK NIPPLES IN RDR 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 07 October 2017 - 12:01 PM Edited by Rykjeklut, 07 October 2017 - 12:01 PM.

"When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to f*ck off, it always concerns me, boyo."

One of the few lines of dialogue I still remember, and I still breathe a bit of air semi-rapidly out of my nose.

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Posted 03 February 2018 - 11:26 AM

*Irish pulls gun on nuns* PUT THEM UP!


John: Irish what are you doing?


Irish: Who the feck are you?


John: I'm your old friend amnesia *SMACKS IRISH*

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Posted 06 February 2018 - 10:37 PM


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Posted 4 weeks ago

The ending for the side mission - Flowers for a lady.

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Posted 4 weeks ago

The first time I ever got to ride the donkey was funny. I had a relative over and we kept messing about, doing shootouts and then trying to flee on the back of a donkey. Needless to say there were alot of "ass" jokes being said.

Other than that, another candidate is either the guy with the tnt who blows himself up accidentally or that guy with the flying machine which... Doesn't.

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Posted 3 weeks ago

Every cutscene with Irish

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Posted A week ago

I was 10 when the game came out, so I don't remember too much from that time, I only beat the story in 2016. However my fondest memory was 10 year old me letting my 6 year old brother play for the first time, and he shot someone in macfarlanes ranch and then started getting shot by everybody in town and just started sprinting, then he's being chased by lawmen on horseback and came up to a big cliff and just sprinted straight down it and didn't die and kept on running and for some reason it was the most hilarious thing we'd ever seen and laughed so hard. I feel like as you become an adult you slowly lose the ability to have fun with a game with no end goal in mind, at least for me. I feel like even if RDR2 is better than the original it will always seem like RDR was the better game just because I was younger and could spend hours just riding around shooting peds and never touching the story. 

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Posted A week ago

The Scene Where Landon Ricketts And John Marston Are Playing a Game of Cards Against Herr Müller. Müller Yelling Out 'YOU F*CKING CHEAT' Always gets me lmao.

Here Is a Video Of it if you are wondering.

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Posted 4 days ago Edited by pjw, 4 days ago.

When Marston confronts Irish after Irish lied about the location of the machine gun.


Irish: It's the whiskey sir... (takes a swig of whiskey) ...It gives me the memory of a newborn babe. Innocent as can be.

Marston: (snatches the whiskey from Irish and takes a swig) And it makes me violently angry. Shall we go look for that gun now, sir?

Irish: Yes, let's do that.


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Posted 2 days ago

The Scene Where Landon Ricketts And John Marston Are Playing a Game of Cards Against Herr Müller. Müller Yelling Out 'YOU F*CKING CHEAT' Always gets me lmao.

Here Is a Video Of it if you are wondering.

fun fact: ricketts says UNLUCKY in love...yet the mission's named Lucky in love

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Posted A day ago

Not really "funny", but still... When you go rescue Luisa with Landon, When you reach the Carlos, Landon calls her Luisi. So Reyes isn't the only one who thinks she's totally forgettable. :p

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Posted A day ago

'An Appointed Time' Ending scene is very funny. John Talks About How Luisa Sacrificied Herself for Mexico and Abraham Doesn't even remember her name and shouts out 'She will have a day named after her, LAURA'S DAY'. John Says 'Luisa'. Abraham, 'Oh Yes, I know Laura as well, Magnificent Girl. Like riding a Pampas Bull it was amigo, you never saw anything like it.
John also tells Reyes that 'if he earns power, he needs to remember why he wwnted it' And Then Reyes Becomes a Dictator few Years Later.

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