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CreepShow
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#121

Posted 3 weeks ago

Traffic ones are the best.

 

 

 

Are you f*cking jerking off in there?

 

Drive, motherf*cker,drive drive as in D!

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GTA_The_Series
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#122

Posted 3 weeks ago Edited by GTA_The_Series, 3 weeks ago.

"Giant apes blocking me again!"

"I don't have any bananas!"

"To many gorillas!!"

"That's one big pipe cleaner!"

"Call air support!"

"F*ck this i gotta get back to the office!"

"Who are all these people??"

"The end is near to us, i knew it!?"

"This is the apocalypse!!"

"That slut ruined my life!"

These quotes by the homeless pedestrians never get old :lol:
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#123

Posted 3 weeks ago

girl at the sausage bar in hove beach, " sausage in a bun and a handjob" or she will say something negative about the food she gives you.

Also have you noticed if you point a gun at her no matter how far away you are she always puts her hands up ?


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#124

Posted A week ago

A taxi driver said once while driving me I'm not even a taxi driver this is my dad's car and then said i don't even have a license.


ViceBoy69
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#125

Posted A week ago

Taxi driver when you point a gun at him " I gave up smoking for this ?"

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