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CreepShow
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#121

Posted 25 September 2017 - 04:58 AM

Traffic ones are the best.

 

 

 

Are you f*cking jerking off in there?

 

Drive, motherf*cker,drive drive as in D!

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Posted 25 September 2017 - 07:43 AM Edited by GTA_The_Series, 25 September 2017 - 10:41 PM.

"Giant apes blocking me again!"

"I don't have any bananas!"

"To many gorillas!!"

"That's one big pipe cleaner!"

"Call air support!"

"F*ck this i gotta get back to the office!"

"Who are all these people??"

"The end is near to us, i knew it!?"

"This is the apocalypse!!"

"That slut ruined my life!"

These quotes by the homeless pedestrians never get old :lol:
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#123

Posted 25 September 2017 - 12:00 PM

girl at the sausage bar in hove beach, " sausage in a bun and a handjob" or she will say something negative about the food she gives you.

Also have you noticed if you point a gun at her no matter how far away you are she always puts her hands up ?


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#124

Posted 10 October 2017 - 02:25 AM

A taxi driver said once while driving me I'm not even a taxi driver this is my dad's car and then said i don't even have a license.


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#125

Posted 10 October 2017 - 09:53 AM

Taxi driver when you point a gun at him " I gave up smoking for this ?"

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#126

Posted A week ago

The police verbals are the best. They just keep on coming. But I do laugh at "Oh Susannah!" when a little fat cop is nearly on your tail. 


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#127

Posted A week ago

Most of the taxi driver and cop quotes are amazing.

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#128

Posted A week ago Edited by RaMMy, A week ago.

You Aliens just want my sperm! - most funny for me, I had to take a break and laugh it off  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: 


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#129

Posted A week ago

Not exactly your run of the mill pedestrian quote, but once Niko did accidentally bump into Jacob after taking Jacob home and Jacob yelled "Don't touch I...!"   :lol:

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