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Posted 09 March 2017 - 10:26 PM

Okay, maybe it's not a pedestrianm quote, but it sounds freakin funny to me. A moment ago I was playing GTA IV after a very long break. I killed some woman, then threw a molotov at her, and when she started burning I heard: We've got a vehicle on fire

 

WTF??? I killed a woman and I hear actually she's a vehicle? :D

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Posted 17 March 2017 - 06:16 PM

A cop talking to the walkie talkie by the docks next to Brucie's garage

 

'Okay, let me repeat your message: "blah, bah,blah, brbrbrbraihufhudfhuhf" ' Then he threw the walkie away.

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 01:23 PM

A cop talking to the walkie talkie by the docks next to Brucie's garage

 

'Okay, let me repeat your message: "blah, bah,blah, brbrbrbraihufhudfhuhf" ' Then he threw the walkie away.

And then the same cop says, "I've got a bullet aimed right for your balls, b*tch!"

 

I've implemented that into a fanfic, I'll have you know.


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Posted 18 March 2017 - 02:26 PM

As mentioned before the burgershot guy"Welcome to burgershot mofuka"
And the cops who say"Im the badass n***a your mama warned you about" And of course the cop who says " I've got a bullet aimed for your balls!" and "One squeeze and your wearing your balls for earrings". I miss these funny cops.

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Posted 21 March 2017 - 11:56 PM

Police quotes.

*on foot police chase*
"YOU...CANT....OUTRUN ME!"

"The heat is on punk! *opens fire resulting in 2 stars*

"I'm that badass nigga yo mama told you about." lmao

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:47 PM

That cop actually says "I'm that badass tigre your mom warned you about!" :p he's of hispanic origin.


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Posted 22 March 2017 - 03:50 PM

That cop actually says "I'm that badass tigre your mom warned you about!" :p he's of hispanic origin.

Lol. I thought so :D
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 02:46 PM

If i walk somewhere in the city as Trevor, some Mexican guy says to me ''Are you not from Midget f*ckers 22?''


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Posted 23 March 2017 - 02:49 PM Edited by Seventh Star, 23 March 2017 - 03:47 PM.

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Posted 23 March 2017 - 10:38 PM

If i walk somewhere in the city as Trevor, some Mexican guy says to me ''Are you not from Midget f*ckers 22?''

Luckily for us, GTA4 is trevorless. Wrong thread.

 

 

'Man, these deadbeats are a payne in the ass" -Random Lost MC members.

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Posted 24 March 2017 - 09:03 PM

Homeless guy sees me with an M4.

"f*ck a duck, this is some heavy duty crack, man."
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 03:12 AM

Two russian peds having a chat.

"Do ten lines of meth, ten shots of vodka, you go to hell!"

"America rocks!"
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Posted 26 March 2017 - 01:55 PM Edited by Ivellios, 05 April 2017 - 06:40 PM.

It always makes me laugh when I do a vigilante mission, have to take down some Chinese gangsters and one of them says something like 'mo tsay no whoya' which phonetically sounds similar to Polish "macaj no chuja" (have fun with a cock).


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Posted 05 April 2017 - 06:43 PM

Some funny quotes noticed during vigilante missions:

You've ruined my sex life - after throwing a molotov at some gangster in Bohan

This has bad influence on my blood pressure

 

And a funny situation when a hooker screamed Call the police, they shoot each other here. A hooker calling cops.. ok!

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Posted 06 April 2017 - 02:53 PM

Some funny quotes noticed during vigilante missions:

You've ruined my sex life - after throwing a molotov at some gangster in Bohan

This has bad influence on my blood pressure

 

And a funny situation when a hooker screamed Call the police, they shoot each other here. A hooker calling cops.. ok!

That's an elder Russian who says that, it's "You've ruined my sex life, for the last time!" :lol: the Russians are the funniest gang in the whole series in my opinion.


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Posted 06 April 2017 - 05:57 PM

Yeah, definitely. I especially love the moments when one of those lecę-ci-wpierdolić-mobs runs to Niko and starts complaining :D Every time I hear this 'prikroy myenya, barrrany' or 'kover me yu yuzless shmacks' I know there's going to be a lot of fun :D

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Posted 06 April 2017 - 07:02 PM

Yeah, definitely. I especially love the moments when one of those lecę-ci-wpierdolić-mobs runs to Niko and starts complaining :D Every time I hear this 'prikroy myenya, barrrany' or 'kover me yu yuzless shmacks' I know there's going to be a lot of fun :D

http://gtaforums.com...n-mafia-quotes/

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#108

Posted 06 April 2017 - 10:04 PM

Street vendor: "Open your mouth...for the hot nut." LMAO

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Posted 06 April 2017 - 10:36 PM

"Burgers! Fresh yesterday!" - Street vendor

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Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:02 PM

"I want to suck your titties!" -Russian mobster in Hove Beach restaurant.

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Posted 13 April 2017 - 01:49 PM

"Some of these are fresh! Fresh!" - street vendor


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Posted 25 April 2017 - 03:15 PM

"There Will Be CONSEQUENCES!!"

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Posted 25 April 2017 - 07:38 PM

"Time for some Meth lines!" - Russian gangster

"ARE YOU TIRED OF LIVING LITTLE BOY!?"
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Posted 20 July 2017 - 12:37 PM

the fat north holland hustler: "fighting making my dick hard"

 

old russian gang member when bumping into him: "ooh that cock is scratching the wrong ground"

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Posted 31 July 2017 - 04:18 AM

Can't you see I'm urinating here? Black Hobo


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Posted 31 July 2017 - 11:20 AM

"I don't have any bananas!"


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Posted 02 August 2017 - 09:49 PM

I was kicking ass in Hostile Negotiation and one Russian goon yelled "Look out! This guy knows what he's doing!" Then another guy yelled "Leave this asehole to ME!" I promptly blew his head off then a third guy says "Ok ok just relax yeminhick." It was so funny I wish I taped it.
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Posted 4 weeks ago

Fat white cop: Hey asshole do you like prison food

 

Hispanic druggie when fighting: its about to get ugly up in this motherfacka!!!

 

Factory worker when fighting: you gonna remember me Biatch! 

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Posted 4 weeks ago

The gay guys make me laugh  " just horrible"  " cocknocker"  "Hello Darling"

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Posted 4 weeks ago Edited by freecheese, 4 weeks ago.

not a lost member but looks like one of the skinny ones: lets see what you got, Candy ASS!

 

korean gang member: how about it you, me, and a jar of peanut butter

 

alderney cop when bumped: You want a nightstick in your ass!





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