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#61

Posted 14 November 2016 - 03:56 PM Edited by Son Of Morph, 14 November 2016 - 04:03 PM.

Security guard "All my overtime is going to jail bonds again!" 

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Posted 14 November 2016 - 04:00 PM Edited by Payne, 14 November 2016 - 04:00 PM.

^same security guard, "I really need to get those kids working over here."
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Posted 14 November 2016 - 07:08 PM

"Psst. Reptilians are taking over. Pass it on!"
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#64

Posted 15 November 2016 - 02:55 PM

"Come on, step on the gas pedal!"

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Posted 17 November 2016 - 07:57 PM

"f*cking poodle!"

 

-Eastern European Guy after you steal his car

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#66

Posted 01 December 2016 - 06:34 AM

"Terrorist! Terrorist!" lmao
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 02:29 PM

Oh yeah, them Polish lines done with Google Translate XD best one is "Druga bitwa? Ja nie myślę." wat? 

Where did you find that? Is this a mistake in an unofficial polonization?

 

I remember there's also some mistake in Niko's lines translated as he was a woman, lol.

 

Pozdrowienia ze Śląska :D


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Posted 01 December 2016 - 02:32 PM

Pozdro z Kujaw :p 

 

I heard it from that on female ped in Hove Beach, sometimes she may speak in Russian but most of the time she's Polish.


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Posted 01 December 2016 - 05:28 PM

"I need money to fight the aliens."

As good a reason as any. ;)

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Posted 02 December 2016 - 06:27 PM

Guy in Memory Lanes - "Gutterball! Like my life."
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Posted 03 December 2016 - 10:57 PM

Cock Nocker,  funniest thing ive heard in a while. Think one of the gay peds says it.


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Posted 04 December 2016 - 09:56 AM Edited by GTA-121097, 04 December 2016 - 09:57 AM.

GTA IV IMO had the best pedestrian quotes
"CHEESY VAGINAS"
"Burgers! Fresh yesterday!"
"Who wants my meat?"
"My dogs is long and hot!"
"Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?"
"Put this dog in your mouth!"
"No! I just f###ing stole this car!"
"Too many gorillas"
"I don't have any bananas"
"Can't you see I'm urinating here?"
"I'm bulemic, do you have anything greasy?"
Also I think I remember hearing "I hope I see a headless person" a few times
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Posted 05 December 2016 - 07:15 AM

I like what the slimeball says - "And I want a blowjob every morning for the rest of my life but we don't always get what we want."
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Posted 31 December 2016 - 02:05 PM

I think some Russian pedestrians are saying "I'm sick of patience... I hate patience..." 

 

That's one of my favorites : D

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Posted 05 January 2017 - 12:26 AM

"Hey asshole, you like prison food?" - Fat officer

"Me and you in a dark cell, what do you say?" - Fat officer

"So...sorry your majestry!" - Irish Mob gangster

"Oww I hate men" - Young short haired girl

"I don't listen the hip hop, dickhead" - Black businessman

"Move it asshole, I gotta get to Pizza Stack!" - Spanish Lords fat gangster

"I don't shop in 99 cents store" - Brunette teenage girl

"Wait...what?" - Stoned hipster from Varsity Heights

"Wow, you are a lonely creep" - Executive girl in light-blue suit

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#76

Posted 06 January 2017 - 08:45 PM

I was f*cking around with some Angels of Death bikers and received the following lines from them...

 

"I'll crunch you up and snort you!"

"I'll dance on your f*cking head, bitch!"

"Hey, chicken feet!"

This fat long bearded guy told me: "I'll be bathing in your f*cking blood!"

 

Another time when I went eating with Roman @ Burger Shot, Niko was covered in blood. The same guy walked by and said "Nice getup, man!"

 

 

There's this rich black guy in Algonquin who says "Don't make the hood come out of me." One time I crashed into his vehicle in Exchange. Same guy came out, dragged Niko out of his car and said "See? You made the hood come out of me." before hitting Niko. He ended up in hospital though.

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 02:25 PM

I loke that Italian guy that exclaims "Heeeeyyy bumboowwollllaaa!!"

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 09:07 PM

Bikers: "Fight me, my dick is getting hard!"
Bums: "You see? Reptilian death ray, gotta be!"
Attacking taxi driver: "You think this is gonna get f*cking fancy?"
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Posted 10 January 2017 - 05:57 PM

"Money is green too!" I heard that when waiting at the lights and I didn't take off fast enough.
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Posted 20 January 2017 - 03:15 AM

*angry russian stuck in traffic*
"MOVE OR I'LL FUKING BREEAAAK SOMETHING!"

*random guy in traffic*
"BEEP BEEP" lol
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Posted 31 January 2017 - 07:32 PM

"I wish my wife still sucked my cock. I guess I'll have to stick with the whores!"
"Yeah man, you said it."
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Posted 31 January 2017 - 07:34 PM

"THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE!!11!!!1"

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#83

Posted 03 February 2017 - 01:33 PM

"I can get a license for an assault rifle but I cant smoke inside." - russian ped
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Posted 17 February 2017 - 08:04 AM

You’re wasting my gas stupid! (in traffic)
Gas is too hot for this sh*t! (in traffic)

Come on people. I ain’t got all day. (in traffic)

Hey, can you move out of the way? (in traffic)

Make moves G, what the f*ck! (in traffic)

Get your fat mother-in-law out of the trunk and move it! (in traffic)

Am I the only one in this city who knows how to f*cking drive!? (Spanish Lords in traffic)

It’s always something in this f*cking city! – (Russian Mafia in traffic)

Come one! We must be moving! (Russian Mafia in traffic)
Do I have to kill someone to get moving?! (Russian Mafia in traffic)
Faster! Or I will break some legs! (Russian Mafia in traffic)
Faster or I’ll rip your heart out! (Russian Mafia in traffic)
I don’t have time for this sh*t! (Russian Mafia in traffic)
We need to go now! I need my fix! (Russian Mafia in traffic)

I’m gonna ram that asshole in a minute! (Russian Mafia in traffic)

Move or I’ll f*cking break something! (Russian Mafia in traffic)

You stuck or stupid?! Move it! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)

Unless your famous, move it! (in traffic)

I bet that’s a f*cking woman! (Taxi Drivers in traffic)

f*cking women! They should all be send back on the boat. (Taxi Drivers to the player as a passenger)

My big ass get’s out of this ride, i’m robbing you! (Hustlers in traffic)
Hurry the f*ck up! (Hustlers in traffic)
What you waiting for, B?! (Hustlers in traffic)
Drive out, motherf*cker! (Hustlers in traffic)
Come on! I got sh*t to do! (in traffic)

Vamos! Let’s go! (in traffic)

 

You should have moved! (when hitting a pedestrian)

Okay, somebody's f*cked! (Fat Officer when a Taxi ran into his vehicle)

I've got a visual on the asshole. (Fat officer chasing a criminal)

 

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#85

Posted 20 February 2017 - 06:48 PM

lmaoo

 

"Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!"

"Cheesy vaginas!"

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#86

Posted 24 February 2017 - 11:48 PM

"Let's settle this like gentlemen, yes?"
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#87

Posted 25 February 2017 - 11:49 PM

There was this Russian mobster who said something like: Look at that ass OH. MY. GOD. 

But the way it sounded was so f*cking hilarious.. Almost pissed my pants.

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 12:36 AM

The Cops have the funniest quotes in IV, Lol. 

  • "Move people! I just had Cluckin Bell and I need to get to a bathroom!"
  • "Cover me you useless smucks!"
  • "This is Eagle! I have confirmation on chicken sh*t."
  • "Dispatch! THE DUMBASS IS ON FOOT!"
  • "I've got a bullet aimed right at your balls B*TCH!"
  • "GRAND THEFT!!! GRAND THEFT!!!"
  • I got eyes on sh*thead, I repeat I got eyes on sh*thead."
  • "I'll shoot your tits off!" 
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#89

Posted 26 February 2017 - 01:15 AM

NOOSE teams say some funny sh*t.

"GET THE f*ck DOWN!"

*kills the player*
"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT!?, YOU SHOULD OF LET ME ARREST YOU."

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Posted 07 March 2017 - 05:23 PM

A guy about 40 years old dressed in a black suit with a tie to a homosexual dressed in pink carrying some shopping bags

"What would I do to that ass, man..." then the gay says with a squeaky voice "You wouldnt be able to keep up, hah" 

 

I just heard this after dropping off Michelle in her appartment next to the firefighter station and I was like O.O Ok Liberty City is a dirty city and keeps surprising me.

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