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Posted 31 August 2016 - 06:42 PM

"Ooh baby, you look like my husband number three" - Fat executive black lady
"Hey, would you be my next wife?" - Executive guy flirting
"God I wanna go back to San Andreas, so~~~ bad! - Blonde girl in mint green coat
"This is worse than Los Santos traffic" - Young black singer (looks like Pathos (random encounter))
"Can I get something to my fat girlfriend?" - Hipster ordering food
"Que triste (that's sad), yo! That sh*t is why I'm here" - Young bald latín guy with lack of English vocabulary
"I need to get those kids over here and working already" - Security guard
"What could you do with my best friend?" - Homeless guy
"I can totally kill you online" - Nerd guy
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Posted 03 September 2016 - 08:01 PM Edited by Neon_Dreaming, 03 September 2016 - 08:03 PM.

Sweep the leg, a guy in a suit must have said that about ten times while watching Niko fighting. I wouldn't have minded if you could actually sweep the leg.
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#33

Posted 04 September 2016 - 06:36 AM

" I place my bet on the ugly one"

Just heard this quote from a North Holland Hustler who was watching Niko fight a taxi driver.

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Posted 04 September 2016 - 07:41 AM

STOMP ON MY SAGGY BALLS
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Posted 04 September 2016 - 06:51 PM

Even after 8 years playing I still hear new pedestrian quotes, it´s great. Few days ago I fired a gun in Algonquin, the peds started to run and one of them screamed: "This is Liberty, not f*cking Carcer!"

There's a whole ton of sh*t still to discover in LC. Its like those yellow balcony in Alderney, I discovered a few months back, it means nothing...but the smalls details are awesome.

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Posted 05 September 2016 - 07:41 AM

In the Diner in Hove Beach I ordered a burger and the cashier is like "I dropped this in the kitchen". Cracked me up.


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Posted 16 September 2016 - 09:47 PM

"About f*cking time, pay me" - Chinese burger/hot dog vendor
"Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat" - Spaniard hot dog vendor
"Burgers, 40℅ meat" - Cuban burger vendor (I wonder what are made the 60%)
"I killed these cows myself" - Chinese burger vendor
"Slow down, sizzled chest" - Gay guy
"Two men enter! One man leave!" - Executive guy watching a fight
"Ugh! Get away from me you pervert" - Drama queen
"Hey, me and you, and a jar of peanut butter" - Korean gangster flirting
"Oh that's so sweet, f*ck you very much" - Bisexual redhead girl responding that flirt
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Posted 17 September 2016 - 01:29 AM

Welcome to burgershot, MOTHAf*ckA

Just like in the movies, yo!

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Posted 17 September 2016 - 04:20 AM

Just jacked someone from their car and I heard 2 peds shouting "Where's my camera?" and "I'm famous! I'm famous!" :D


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Posted 19 September 2016 - 01:26 PM

"suck my dick grove bitch!"


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Posted 20 September 2016 - 04:59 PM

The policeman in GTA IV: 'OK, let me leave a message: blahblahblah...'

 

I always lol when I hear a Polish female squeaky voice in Broker, speaking with so f*ckin' highly hypercorrect manner:

"Nie zastrzel mnie!" (don't shoot me)

"Czy ty jesteś głupi?" (are you stupid?)

"Kie-dy-wy-lu-dzie-przes-ta-nie-cie-się-bić!?" (will you stop fighting, people!?), note very strong syllabisation

 

Some speeches like 'Prrrikrroy myenya, barrrany!' (cover me, bastards!) by Russian mob gangsters also make me laugh.

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Posted 20 September 2016 - 05:49 PM

Oh yeah, them Polish lines done with Google Translate XD best one is "Druga bitwa? Ja nie myślę." wat? 

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Posted 21 September 2016 - 06:50 AM

I jacked the car of a lady. She called Niko a Motherf#cker.

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Posted 21 September 2016 - 09:36 PM

''Oh no! they done killed another truthseeker!''


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Posted 10 October 2016 - 05:24 PM

Not a pedestrian but I heard Johnny K say today while playing. "Look out, American psycho on the loose".
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Posted 10 October 2016 - 10:57 PM

Today in Alderny I heard this from an old man: "I crapped myself!!" I never heard it before.

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Posted 15 October 2016 - 01:50 PM

" Either I get to Burger Shot or someone is getting shot"
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Posted 15 October 2016 - 10:07 PM

I love beating civilians.

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Posted 16 October 2016 - 02:54 AM

I love beating civilians.

A cop said that to me once... So I beat him to death. The cops do have some funny ouotes. I like " You've got prison bitch written all over you" and " You and me in a dark cell, what do ya say?"

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Posted 16 October 2016 - 04:24 PM

 

I love beating civilians.

A cop said that to me once... So I beat him to death. The cops do have some funny ouotes. I like " You've got prison bitch written all over you" and " You and me in a dark cell, what do ya say?"

 

Last guy to do that is doing time now.


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Posted 16 October 2016 - 05:24 PM

"There's a tip jar, jackass"
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Posted 17 October 2016 - 02:26 AM

"There's a tip jar, jackass"

Any time the tw@ guy says that to me, I run back inside and pop him in the head with a pistol.


"Are you f*cking jerking off in there?!"

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Posted 17 October 2016 - 03:47 AM

Just finished a playthrough of IV, cant completely remember what this homeless guy said when i was walking down the street but 99% sure he said 

"nice tits, can i cum on them" ahahahah


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Posted 22 October 2016 - 09:38 PM

Black female ped  " are you some kind of stinky assed Gypsy ?"

Female ped " f*ck my love puddle"

Old man ped " what you wanna hit an old man for?"

Old man ped when you steal a car with him in it " get your own f*cking car, lazy ass bastard"


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Posted 22 October 2016 - 09:43 PM

 

"There's a tip jar, jackass"

Any time the tw@ guy says that to me, I run back inside and pop him in the head with a pistol.


"Are you f*cking jerking off in there?!"

 

I rather steal from the cash register, then kill him.

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Posted 23 October 2016 - 11:51 PM

I was down at Liberty Terminal  had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead"  I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.


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Posted 24 October 2016 - 05:32 AM

I was down at Liberty Terminal  had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead"  I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.

Those are ussually the fatass white cops

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Posted 24 October 2016 - 02:14 PM

 

I was down at Liberty Terminal  had a gun fight with police as I blew up a few cars, cop shouts "Goodbye Dickhead"  I had to laugh out loud first time id heard a cop say that.

Think it was the chopper cop.

Those are ussually the fatass white cops

 

No no, this one is said by the slim white cops. They're only featured in EFLC, the console versions of IV and they share the same voices as the State Troopers.


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#59

Posted 03 November 2016 - 03:40 AM

When i crash a car near a random female pedestrian : Thank God! Finally some action in this city! *runs and screams*


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Posted 13 November 2016 - 05:12 PM

Out of all the funny quotes in this game my most favorite one for some reason is "My Hot Pocket is getting cold".  I also think it's the only real life brand/product I ever heard of in GTA.  





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