GTA4 has the best quotes I heard in a Video Game ever. I just love messing with the peds in this game, haha.
You've ruined my sex life, for the last time!
After I smash you, I'll get laid!
Cover me, you useless schmucks!
I will squaash you like a bug!
Eh, smotri kuda presh!
I will eat you alive, toerag!
Yeah? I'm a peace-neck!
Well, f*ck all, squared!
That ass of yours is too big!
You'll be nice and cool soon!
Well, Cleveland, dog ballon.
I don't have any bananas!
Too many gorillas!
How could she do it, my best friend.
You're a slippery one, aren't ya?
=Slim LCPD Officers/State Troopers=
Hey, what's going on back there, you playing with Mr. Spanky?
Guess who's gonna get shot in the face!
Okay, so lemme repeat your message: blah blah blah bleueluelubruerluerghhhh.
One squeeze and you're wearing your balls for earrings!
I'm that badass tigere your mom told you about!
I'm not f*cking kidding, asshole!
And out, comes Rosco.
=Fat LCPD Officers=
I'll shoot your tits off.
Okay, you asked for it.
Freeze, I'm gonna shoot your ass!
Tell my wife I love her, OK?
Hey buddy, get this crap moving, will ya?
Oof, I smell the stink of guilt.
I'm gonna sh*t in your mouth!
One false move son, you get dropped!
Ohhhh yeeee, you're mine now!
You're surrounded now, drop it, punk!
Hahaha, we got him! We got him!
Here I am!
Long have I waited for this!
Hahaha, I'm going to get him!
I can take this scumbag now!
I can shoot the f*cker now!
I got this ashooooole!