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Posted 27 October 2016 - 09:55 PM

 

Another one
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I love it when exotic cars park like this. Makes for better shot imo.

 

Haha that's true


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Posted 02 November 2016 - 12:33 AM

Caught this one tonight across from the drive thru window. Note that the parking lot on the other side of that patch of grass has about twenty empty spaces, and there were also a bunch of empty spaces behind the restaurant, but no I've gotta take up five spaces close to the door because I'm important.

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Posted 03 November 2016 - 05:30 PM

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?

 

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Posted 03 November 2016 - 07:23 PM

I love how you have all these boats and there is a sprinkling of random Beetles amongst them.
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Posted 03 November 2016 - 07:29 PM

I was trying to count all the red beetles but I stopped after five or so.


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Posted 18 November 2016 - 12:12 AM

I almost felt bad for taking this picture.

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Almost.
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Posted 21 November 2016 - 09:55 AM

The taillights from the car on the right look ridiculously massive.


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Posted 21 November 2016 - 07:58 PM

The taillights from the car on the right look ridiculously massive.


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Posted 09 December 2016 - 01:08 AM Edited by NFX, 09 December 2016 - 01:09 AM.

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"
"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.
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Posted 10 December 2016 - 04:11 AM

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"
"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.

1. That Merc isn't even expensive
2. It looks like there are tons of spaces, so why are you so pissed (and the parking job isn't even that bad):D
3. I hope a cop sees you slashing the tires

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 08:04 AM

It's still a pretty sh*t parking job.
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Posted 10 December 2016 - 11:31 AM

"Oh boy, what time is it?!"
"Time to be a peace of sh*t who thinks that owning a recenty bought expensive Mercedes Benz means owning the streets and decide how they wanna drive and park again!"

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If it was legal, I legit would've cut a tire or two to make him learn a lesson. Gotta hate twats like these.

1. That Merc isn't even expensive
2. It looks like there are tons of spaces, so why are you so pissed (and the parking job isn't even that bad):D
3. I hope a cop sees you slashing the tires
What sivispacem said.
Plus, in case you haven't noticed, everybody else has to park their cars to match that position because Mr. Ihaveamercedesthereforeicanparkthewayiwant decided to park in a sh*tty position, bringing prejudice to the others who will want to park there too.

That's my opinion though, mate. :/

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 03:35 PM Edited by TheMcSame, 10 December 2016 - 03:36 PM.

It's a sh*t job, but slashing tires for that is over the top really... Not to mention that you then contribute to the problem because they're either going to have to change the tyre out for a spare, for they're going to have to get towed, which only means that they're stuck in that bad position even longer. It's no different than clamping really... There's no logic to it other than parting someone with their money.

 

If that gets you so wound up that you'd be willing to slash their tyres, you should see the car park where I work. Lots of people take two spaces, though thankfully, the car park is much bigger than it needs to be.

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Posted 10 December 2016 - 03:41 PM

It's a sh*t job, but slashing tires for that is over the top really... Not to mention that you then contribute to the problem because they're either going to have to change the tyre out for a spare, for they're going to have to get towed, which only means that they're stuck in that bad position even longer. It's no different than clamping really... There's no logic to it other than parting someone with their money.

 

If that gets you so wound up that you'd be willing to slash their tyres, you should see the car park where I work. Lots of people take two spaces, though thankfully, the car park is much bigger than it needs to be.

This.

 

You are better off smearing your own sh*t underneath the door handles. So they get a hand full of sh*t when they return.


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Posted 10 December 2016 - 09:11 PM

It's really just an expression we use around here on such situations, but whatever.

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Posted 12 December 2016 - 12:35 PM

I've recently started intentionally double parking towards the back of car parks where it's empty because there is always one stupid twat that decides to take the space next to you and carelessly ding your car with their doors, despite there being plenty of other empty spaces. Are people so inept in that they need a reference point to park? Or are they just trying to make sure their car doesn't get lonely? I don't get it, to be honest. 

 

It's like that situation with urinals. Empty all around but someone will still walk the extra steps to pee next to you.  :lol:

 

On double parking, if you're not inconveniencing anyone by double parking your car (i.e. far away from the point of interest & plenty of spaces) then people shouldn't bat an eye over it. Waiting for my car to turn up on these bad parking pages eventually though.  :monocle:


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Posted 12 December 2016 - 12:42 PM

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?
 
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Holy sh*t. It's like "Where's Wally?" with VW Beetles.
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Posted 12 December 2016 - 11:11 PM

All of these people from 40 years ago. Jesus f*cking christ on a stick, who thought that parking like this would be a good idea?

 

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Posted 13 December 2016 - 06:05 PM

Hmmm..
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Posted 16 December 2016 - 05:08 PM

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Honestly though, cars so gorgeous I don't think I'd give a f*ck.

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Posted 17 December 2016 - 03:10 AM Edited by HeavyDuke, 17 December 2016 - 03:10 AM.

 

 

Honestly though, cars so gorgeous I don't think I'd give a f*ck.

That does look pretty good indeed.


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Posted 02 January 2017 - 06:03 AM Edited by Pat, 02 January 2017 - 06:03 AM.

First example of jackass parking in 2017 right here.

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Posted 02 January 2017 - 06:06 AM

savage animal idiot!

 

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Posted 03 January 2017 - 10:57 AM Edited by Carlover325, 03 January 2017 - 11:00 AM.

Police here would give that Audi a $500 ticket if they saw that.  They consider it like parking in a handicap parking spot.

 

Here are a couple from my parking lot at work:

 

Crappy photo because it was at night and raining, but the Dodge Charger is way over the lines on the right, and was parked there before the Tahoe, who also parked badly:

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I was in the office and saw this on the security camera:

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This lady should get a ticket for parking in a handicap space:

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It never fails to amaze me how some people can't even park compact cars.  If you park like this, you shouldn't be driving.


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Posted 03 January 2017 - 11:00 AM

What's up with her plate, though? Is that like a test drive or something?

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Posted 03 January 2017 - 11:04 AM Edited by Carlover325, 03 January 2017 - 11:09 AM.

When you buy a brand new car in California, you don't have a license plate for a couple weeks, the DMV mails it to your house after the dealership submits the paperwork.  You drive around with the registration taped to the front window.

 

My truck also had the dealership paper advertisement plate when I bought it, it says HB for Huntington Beach Ram (ignore my mom, lol):

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Posted 03 January 2017 - 11:18 AM

I caught this one a few weeks ago, not even halfway in the parking space.
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Posted 04 January 2017 - 08:09 PM

I saw some nut in a Ford Puma today parked sideways in the middle of a parking lot.

 

Basically, like this:

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With cars around him, except for the two spots he was on. Would've taken a picture but I saw the driver exiting it plus I was in a rush so eh.


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Posted 10 January 2017 - 09:38 AM Edited by Carlover325, 10 January 2017 - 09:38 AM.

Another one at work:

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#60

Posted 16 March 2017 - 02:51 AM

f*cking bikers can't even park their whole bike in the spot.

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