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Posted 26 July 2016 - 06:46 PM

Share yours, this one is from yesterday, in a park that usually has plenty of free spots.

 

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Posted 26 July 2016 - 08:40 PM

Rich people park like dicks

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Posted 26 July 2016 - 09:00 PM

This was a couple weeks ago, on a Friday night, and it was the only open parking space in the entire lot. I had to wait for another car to pull out and leave before I could park, because I knew I couldn't squeeze into this spot.

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 12:35 AM Edited by Carlover325, 27 July 2016 - 12:40 AM.

2 badly parked trucks (black one in background):

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 05:49 PM

Rich people park like dicks

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 How can someone leave his car (especially a Bugatti) with a window opened..  :blink:

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Posted 27 July 2016 - 08:37 PM

 

Rich people park like dicks

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 How can someone leave his car (especially a Bugatti) with a window opened..  :blink:

I don't think anyone would be crazy enough to steal a Veyron

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Posted 30 July 2016 - 01:21 PM

 

 

Rich people park like dicks

~snip~

 How can someone leave his car (especially a Bugatti) with a window opened..  :blink:

I don't think anyone would be crazy enough to steal a Veyron

 

But someone may pull his schlong out and pee through the window. Or crap.

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Posted 31 July 2016 - 12:09 AM

Interesting setup from earlier today:

 

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Posted 31 July 2016 - 01:50 PM

One time my mom intentionally took up two whole parking spaces... :/

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 04:47 PM

Where i live, there two neighbors that always argue, because one of them parks like this (Not my picture):

 

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Posted 03 August 2016 - 10:55 PM Edited by BigJoe_1, 12 September 2016 - 12:37 AM.

Was in a rush to get to the shop so I didn't have time for a picture.

 

But, long story short, if you take up 3 spaces with a Vauxhall Vecra you're either, A. extremely stupid, or, B. steering with your feet, working the pedals with your hands and using a series of mirrors to see out of your front windscreen.

 

'Both reasons A and B may also coexist in the same scenario'

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Posted 05 August 2016 - 07:05 PM

I saw a tiny i3 take up two spaces two days ago.

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Posted 11 August 2016 - 01:11 PM

I'm actually staring at someones pickup truck who's took up 3 spaces in an office car park which needless to say has no spaces left.


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Posted 15 August 2016 - 09:34 AM

But someone may pull his schlong out and pee through the window. Or crap.

And with parking like that, someone probably should.
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Posted 16 August 2016 - 11:49 PM

Ugh..

 

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Posted 30 August 2016 - 04:46 AM

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 01:53 PM

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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:11 PM

There's a guy that parks under a bridge near my place, big f*ck-off white van, which he parks on the pavement (sidewalk, for those that can't read). He leaves the cycle lane clear, though, so that's nice. Walk in the road or through the cyclists. 


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Posted 02 September 2016 - 02:19 PM

There's a guy that parks under a bridge near my place, big f*ck-off white van, which he parks on the pavement (sidewalk, for those that can't read). He leaves the cycle lane clear, though, so that's nice. Walk in the road or through the cyclists. 

Like this f*ck nugget basically?...

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 12:59 AM

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 08:07 PM

Christ, I just got my learners, still suck at parking and I do better than some of these people!


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 08:15 PM

This topic is truly amusing, thank you all for sharing. 


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Posted 14 September 2016 - 10:25 PM

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You know you can scoot up some. Plenty of room :p

 

Good way of taking advantage of terrible parking. With more terrible parking :)

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 05:31 AM

I wonder who came first.
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Posted 15 September 2016 - 10:15 AM Edited by Vikki_Suicide, 15 September 2016 - 10:18 AM.

Pretty much say's it all

 

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....meanwhile in Russia

 

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 12:36 AM

Another one

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Posted 14 October 2016 - 03:26 PM Edited by TheMcSame, 14 October 2016 - 03:27 PM.

Just saw some soppy git get slapped with a fine in a car park because they didn't display a ticket. The part that makes it really idiotic is that you can literally walk up to one of the machines, press a button and get a 30 min ticket for FREE. To top it all off the car park is owned and 'policed' by the local council, so it's actually a proper fine, rather than some soppy private firm that won't chase it up.


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Posted 25 October 2016 - 10:17 PM

The joys of city parking...

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Every single day this silver BMW would park JUST so there wasn't room for a car in front of them or behind them. Pissed me off because this was the closest we got to employee parking and it could only fit like 10 cars. 

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BMW parked too close to me- I'm at the end spot and the photo is taken from the gate, and getting out became a real hassle thanks to this imbecile's parking(note the empty spots)

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#TBT to that time my van was supposed to carry the entire rig for a 12-man rock band but some f*ckwad parked their BMW right in front of me in what was a no-parking zone. Was at the end spot once more so getting out was a real hassle...

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Posted 26 October 2016 - 02:56 AM Edited by KifflomBroBro, 26 October 2016 - 03:00 AM.

nvm


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Posted 26 October 2016 - 04:03 PM

Another one
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I love it when exotic cars park like this. Makes for better shot imo.
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