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Posted 03 July 2016 - 05:40 AM Edited by Achlys, 07 June 2017 - 04:31 AM.

Welcome to Casa de Dahmer! Here's how the thread works, we post recipe's for Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook, that's it. Remember, Jeff was a cannibal, so you have to think like one. And he was Gay, so only the hottest men can be used for the recipes. There are a few rules though, here they are:


Rules:
1. No Flaming or Trolling. I don't want the thread to end up getting locked because you guys decided to have a catfight, mkay?

2. No Spamming or going off-topic. If you have something to say about one of the recipes, keep it short and simple, or take it to PM, mkay?

3. No stealing other people's recipes. Stealing is wrong and it hurts people's feelings. And I don't want people to get sad on this thread, or else that'll make me sad too, mkay?

4. Have fun and be creative!

Now that that's out of the way, here's my recipe on how to make hot dogs out of two (hot)men's dicks, and cum filled nuggets out of their testicles.
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Posted 03 July 2016 - 05:42 AM

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 05:51 AM

Congrats. I almost got a recipe ready...

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:05 AM

Guys avoid insulting him, he actually gets up to that. Congrats for not getting banned you bicho raro.


Have some manhunt you fruitcake:

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:11 AM

Congrats you hungry and deranged man.

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:23 AM

ayyyy that's pretty good
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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:26 AM

I have a great recipe for fried testicles that I'll give you in celebration of this milestone.

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:35 AM Edited by TheGamingPr025, 03 July 2016 - 06:35 AM.

?
Okay then...
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Posted 03 July 2016 - 08:04 AM

gg's on your milestone, let's hope you don't make another 3,000 amirite

 

you may be a weird c*nt some times, but i've seen worse. congrats

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 08:05 AM

I'm not even going to open that spoiler.

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:16 AM

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:33 AM

happy 3k i got you some new shoes as a gift !

 

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 06:19 PM

Congratulations with the three thousand posts!

 

happy 3k i got you some new shoes as a gift !

 

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I would like a pair of those too.. For a friend..

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 09:06 PM

I'm wondering if i had made this topic if i would've been banned

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 10:49 PM

I took the bait. Congratz, and even more posts to come.
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Posted 03 July 2016 - 10:50 PM

I'm wondering if i had made this topic if i would've been banned

Why would you? It's a milestone thread...

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Posted 03 July 2016 - 11:00 PM

Midnight Hitman(gay)...
Payne(supergay)...
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Mr. Scratch(stay cute!)...
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And the only mod here who likes me(you know who you are)...


Because of this, lol.
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 02:22 AM

Happy b'day ese.
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 04:24 AM

Midnight Hitman(gay)...

The f*ck is this sh*t?
Why do you think i'm gay?
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 04:26 AM

Midnight Hitman(gay)...

The f*ck is this sh*t?
Why do you think i'm gay?
You barely saw it? Oh, and getting angry at the accusation just makes people more suspicious...
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 04:31 AM

You are so weird.
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 04:52 AM

I'm too high for this sh*t.
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Posted 04 July 2016 - 10:40 AM

Slightly disappointed when I opened the spoiler.

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Posted 04 July 2016 - 01:15 PM Edited by Uncle Vlad, 04 July 2016 - 01:15 PM.

Lol, I totally bought this. Read the title and thought "What the f*ck, recipes?" and then I read the username and thought "Okay, it´s SprayPaintedCraniums, so it´ll be something related to cannibalism and not recipes for cupcakes, so everything´s fine". By the way, congrats, man! :)

 

 

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Why do you think i'm gay?

 

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 10:23 AM

So i'm going to ask the question we all wanna know when you celebrated did you use KY or Astroglide?

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 12:45 PM

So i'm going to ask the question we all wanna know when you celebrated did you use KY or Astroglide?

KY...

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 05:26 PM

So i'm going to ask the question we all wanna know when you celebrated did you use KY or Astroglide?


What is either of those?
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#28

Posted 05 July 2016 - 06:01 PM

So i'm going to ask the question we all wanna know when you celebrated did you use KY or Astroglide?

What is either of those?
It's what dudes put on their ass before they get f*cked...Although I prefer using another dude's cum as lubricant, but that's not an option since I don't have a lover :(...
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Posted 05 July 2016 - 06:04 PM

Ehm i'll just pretend i didn't read this and i'll clean my eyes with bleach
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Posted 05 July 2016 - 06:48 PM

 

So i'm going to ask the question we all wanna know when you celebrated did you use KY or Astroglide?


What is either of those?

You being sexually active and all you should know....Ooooh wait your girlfriend is the one who is sexually active

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