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alex1055
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#3571

Posted A week ago Edited by alex1055, A week ago.

Mfw I get a message that reads "kys pu$$y u suck"

 

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Commander S
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#3572

Posted A week ago Edited by Commander S, A week ago.

Mfw someone pops my '80stalgia bubble, when they inevitably make the 'you have to activate hover mode before you hit the water' mistake on the Signal Intercepts setup:

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#3573

Posted A week ago Edited by Tonguegirl, A week ago.

After not playing for some time...

 

MFW I suddenly remember I can use Heists to teleport.

 

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Launch Fleeca...

 

MFW  a rank 109 joins willingly and stays.

 

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MFW I leave at 'Kuruma' 'cause all I want is the teleport.

 

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MFW I wait for 20 minutes on Lester calling and realise it hasn't worked with Scope Out.

 

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MFW a rank 9 joins 'Kuruma' and I decide to just use my Kuruma to do it.

 

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MFW when the little sh*t jumps out of the BULLETPROOF car right in front of the enemies and dies almost instantly.

 

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MFW Lester calls and I can now teleport like a Bit*h in freemode.

 

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Yes I know, it's all very noobish but it's been a while. :lol:

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#3574

Posted A week ago

mfw iv'e successfully wasted a whole day just screwing around in the editor

 

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ALifeOfMisery
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#3575

Posted A week ago

MRW I can hear a squeaker while I'm still in the clouds
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MRW I check the player list and it's a Christmas noob
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MRW I get that kill
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MRW I get that salty 1v1 beach text
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MRW they go to the beach, don't notice me landing on Lombank roof & I snipe them
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MRW they leave immediately after
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#3576

Posted A week ago

MFW an NPC says "f*ck she has a nice bum" when my character is shopping for clothes... Not heard that before but funny 


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#3577

Posted A week ago

MFW I do a surprise attack with a Akula

 

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#3578

Posted A week ago Edited by xxi, A week ago.

MFW I do a surprise attack with a Akula
-chop-
 

lmao doakes was an asshole but couldn't help like him at the same time.

on topic:

mrw I get satfisfaction from killing with the orbital cannon

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mfw I get hit with the orbital cannon

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when friends ask me to help them with the loyalty challenge but they replace me with a scrub

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#3579

Posted A week ago Edited by Tonguegirl, A week ago.

MRW  I come out of my office in passive and a Rank 1 unleashes holy hell on me with his itty bitty pistol.

 

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MRW a rank 200 tries to taunt me in passive shooting at me with his dumbass jetpack.

 

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Jet packs make an awful mess when you hit them point blank with a grenade launcher :lol:

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#3580

Posted A week ago

MFW I join a race full of noobs and decide to give them a fighting chance and not use kerb boost, but then i get rammed repeatedly

 

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2:00-2:05

 

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#3581

Posted A week ago

How I imagine the reaction when Lester's client from "On Maneuvers" wants a "top-of-the-range combat helicopter" and you bring them an Annihilator...

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#3582

Posted A week ago

MRW someone is camping outside my Avenger whilst I'm customising my weapons

 

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...but I remember that I have a heist invite

 

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#3583

Posted A week ago Edited by bantonson15, A week ago.

When I had my entire bank account drained by a hacker from $9,999,999 passive bills... 🤢

The troubles of still being on last-gen. 🤧

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#3584

Posted A week ago Edited by Sanches, A week ago.

not actually GTAO, but forum's Online seciton.

 

My face when you made it to 3rd round of Mr.LS and just found out that it was a beauty contest.

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#3585

Posted 6 days ago

MFW a player at a much lower level tries to fight/kill me.

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#3586

Posted 5 days ago

Mfw I accidentally destroy a friends shipment and I'm stting there wondering what the hell just happened

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#3587

Posted 5 days ago

Mfw I accidentally destroy a friends shipment and I'm stting there wondering what the hell just happened

My reaction when my shipment gets destroyed by a friend.

 

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#3588

Posted 5 days ago

mfw I spend over half an hour with friends collecting 4 vehicle cargo, score a grand total of 20k+ worth of damages to repair, and then try to sell all 4 vehicles only to end up on an infinite black screen, spawn at someone else's vehicle warehouse across the map with the 4 vehicles nowhere to be seen and then find out that my cars are all just gone putting all this time and effort we've spent collecting them to waste, then realizing that I'm wearing the Paramedic outfit and as such being unable to tear the support a new one just in case they're aware of the outfit glitch and try to pin the lost cars on it, and still being unable to comprehend what the actual f*ck has happened.
 
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#3589

Posted 5 days ago

^ Brutal... "limit the number of loading screens to the absolute minimum" is becoming rule #1 as this ol' code gets more and more complex/bloated.


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#3590

Posted 5 days ago Edited by TheLordMarvel, 5 days ago.

When the leader is giving out advice on what to do, but you're too busy focusing on other stuff to know what they're saying...


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When a friend says 'I hate you!' after failing a mission

 

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#3591

Posted 4 days ago Edited by bantonson15, 4 days ago.

When a trigger-happy player unleashes a hail of gunfire on me while I'm in Passive Mode... 🔫🔫🔫

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#3592

Posted 4 days ago Edited by TheDoombringer, 4 days ago.

Mfw when the heist leader lowers my cut to 5% while rasing everyone elses
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Is it my lvl? Wth is it? Lol
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#3593

Posted 4 days ago

in one public session, being fluffy as always, butt getting this:

- about 4 or 5 sick kick votes!!!! (i only hunter hunted an uncrunchy jet down who was going against everybody's cargo since 1967)

- a message telling me "reported you lzzzz!!!!!

- a crewmate i have never encountered until that day kills me. i thought oh maybe he is fluffy unaware. then he comes after me like a maniac. so i kick him from the crew hihihi

- someone putting a bounty of flippy 9000 on my fluffy head

- getting hit by the orbital strike

 

me:

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#3594

Posted 3 days ago

MFW I'm in the Deluxo, Rogue or Nokota, and all the homing missiles miss. 

 

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#3595

Posted 3 days ago Edited by bantonson15, 3 days ago.

After an intense GTA style off-roading race with my Vapid Sandking XL: 🚬

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#3596

Posted 3 days ago

MFW I see theres nothing good for this event week

 

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#3597

Posted 3 days ago

Mfw my assistant says "Are you sure you need any more snacks?"

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#3598

Posted 3 days ago

^ Lol I hate when she does that too. Like just stfu and let me eat you grumpy bitch.

Mrw she asks that


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#3599

Posted 3 days ago Edited by Commander S, 3 days ago.

My face if some CEO's poxy PA ever tried pulling that crap with me:

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#3600

Posted 2 days ago

MFW I see the ai heading back to their car to chase after me but notice that they're locked out of there own car lol

 

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