Mfw I get a message that reads "kys pu$$y u suck"
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Posted 07 January 2018 - 05:44 PM Edited by Commander S, 08 January 2018 - 06:42 PM.
Mfw someone pops my '80stalgia bubble, when they inevitably make the 'you have to activate hover mode before you hit the water' mistake on the Signal Intercepts setup:
Posted 08 January 2018 - 05:20 PM Edited by Tonguegirl, 08 January 2018 - 05:28 PM.
After not playing for some time...
MFW I suddenly remember I can use Heists to teleport.
MFW a rank 109 joins willingly and stays.
MFW I leave at 'Kuruma' 'cause all I want is the teleport.
MFW I wait for 20 minutes on Lester calling and realise it hasn't worked with Scope Out.
MFW a rank 9 joins 'Kuruma' and I decide to just use my Kuruma to do it.
MFW when the little sh*t jumps out of the BULLETPROOF car right in front of the enemies and dies almost instantly.
MFW Lester calls and I can now teleport like a Bit*h in freemode.
Yes I know, it's all very noobish but it's been a while.
Posted 08 January 2018 - 08:58 PM
Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:46 AM
MFW an NPC says "f*ck she has a nice bum" when my character is shopping for clothes... Not heard that before but funny
Posted 09 January 2018 - 05:09 PM Edited by xxi, 09 January 2018 - 05:12 PM.
lmao doakes was an asshole but couldn't help like him at the same time.
MFW I do a surprise attack with a Akula
Posted 10 January 2018 - 05:37 PM Edited by Tonguegirl, 11 January 2018 - 02:24 PM.
MRW I come out of my office in passive and a Rank 1 unleashes holy hell on me with his itty bitty pistol.
MRW a rank 200 tries to taunt me in passive shooting at me with his dumbass jetpack.
Jet packs make an awful mess when you hit them point blank with a grenade launcher
Posted 14 January 2018 - 05:01 PM
mfw I spend over half an hour with friends collecting 4 vehicle cargo, score a grand total of 20k+ worth of damages to repair, and then try to sell all 4 vehicles only to end up on an infinite black screen, spawn at someone else's vehicle warehouse across the map with the 4 vehicles nowhere to be seen and then find out that my cars are all just gone putting all this time and effort we've spent collecting them to waste, then realizing that I'm wearing the Paramedic outfit and as such being unable to tear the support a new one just in case they're aware of the outfit glitch and try to pin the lost cars on it, and still being unable to comprehend what the actual f*ck has happened.
Posted 14 January 2018 - 05:26 PM
^ Brutal... "limit the number of loading screens to the absolute minimum" is becoming rule #1 as this ol' code gets more and more complex/bloated.
Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:57 PM Edited by TheLordMarvel, 15 January 2018 - 02:13 AM.
When the leader is giving out advice on what to do, but you're too busy focusing on other stuff to know what they're saying...
When a friend says 'I hate you!' after failing a mission
Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:27 AM
in one public session, being fluffy as always, butt getting this:
- about 4 or 5 sick kick votes!!!! (i only hunter hunted an uncrunchy jet down who was going against everybody's cargo since 1967)
- a message telling me "reported you lzzzz!!!!!
- a crewmate i have never encountered until that day kills me. i thought oh maybe he is fluffy unaware. then he comes after me like a maniac. so i kick him from the crew hihihi
- someone putting a bounty of flippy 9000 on my fluffy head
- getting hit by the orbital strike
Posted 16 January 2018 - 11:09 PM
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