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#61

Posted 22 June 2016 - 09:27 PM

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Misinterpreting the 'pick up' side of Grindr.

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#62

Posted 22 June 2016 - 10:16 PM

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White SJW expresses confusion as black man captures and returns him to his safe zone
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Posted 24 June 2016 - 05:33 AM

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Robbery lesson #41

When dealing with men who have been incarcerated for more than ten years, refrain from using the phrase, "Take whatever you want."
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#64

Posted 24 June 2016 - 01:22 PM

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"Daddy's home."

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#65

Posted 26 June 2016 - 12:15 AM Edited by make total destroy, 26 June 2016 - 02:35 PM.


 

 


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Skeever is a white supremacist, a homophobe, and an overall bad person.

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#66

Posted 26 June 2016 - 01:40 AM

"Ayy mama, can I keep it?"
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#67

Posted 28 June 2016 - 04:15 PM

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...


Results:

First Place: Voodoo - "I found him stumbling around in front of Bahama Mamas muttering something about bowling with his cousin can we keep him?"



Second Place: Adrenalist - When dealing with men who have been incarcerated for more than ten years, refrain from using the phrase,"Take whatever you want."



Third Place: Skeever - " make total destroy isn't sure what worries him the most; the fact that his wife's bull went off script and took an interest in him, or that his US flag-pattern underwear showing for all of his anarchist his friends on Pornhub to see."



Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners...Now lets caption this pic:
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There's some wrongs that are wronger than others, and this is one of them...Anyway, the contest begins now on 6/28/16 and ends on 7/5/16...
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#68

Posted 28 June 2016 - 05:03 PM


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"Becky never could understand why she got such pleasure out of putting her
ass up to the old poster on her wall, which she only bothered to keep up
in order to hide the unsightly hole between her and her father's room."

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#69

Posted 28 June 2016 - 05:40 PM

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Kirsty demonstrates the motions her cats use to scratch their backs.....


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#70

Posted 28 June 2016 - 06:07 PM

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"Practicing for the homeschool spring dance."

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#71

Posted 28 June 2016 - 06:22 PM

"What to do when you don't have toilet paper"
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#72

Posted 28 June 2016 - 06:24 PM Edited by Spaghetti Cat, 29 June 2016 - 05:59 PM.

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with John and voodoo on this one.  Carry on...

 

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#73

Posted 28 June 2016 - 06:42 PM

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#74

Posted 28 June 2016 - 07:05 PM

^He's got a point. That girl looks pretty young, so let's keep the creep factor to a minimum on the captions this round.


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#75

Posted 29 June 2016 - 12:21 AM

"Taking Celebrity fascination too far, one Poster at a time."


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#76

Posted 29 June 2016 - 01:23 AM

"2D 1D member wanted over thousands of charges of child molestation and voyeurism"


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#77

Posted 06 July 2016 - 01:31 AM

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

 

First Place: Voodoo - "Practicing for the homeschhol spring dance."(3 votes)...

Second Place: Midnight Hitman - "What to do when you don't have toilet paper"(2 votes)...

Third Place: Skeever - "Becky never could understand understand why she got such pleasure out of putting her ass up to the old poster on her wall, which she only bothered to keep up in order to hide the unsightly hole between her and her father's room."(1 vote)...

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this other wall related pic(no underage girl this time)...

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The contest begins now on 7/5/16 and will end on 7/12/16...

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#78

Posted 06 July 2016 - 02:22 AM


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"Cleaning the excrement off the walls of an inmate's cell the old-fashioned way, one correctional nurse looks over
to see Chris Hansen give her a wink as he walks a skeevy-looking man into his padded, sound-proofed cell.
'I'll blank your brains out', says Hansen with a grin, as he slams the door shut."


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#79

Posted 06 July 2016 - 03:00 AM

"Hansel & Gretel: XXX"
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#80

Posted 06 July 2016 - 01:42 PM

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"The cookies taste like cookies and the condoms taste like snozzberries!"

 

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#81

Posted 06 July 2016 - 01:45 PM

Bah. Super Troopers FTW! :D

 

OT: "You're licking the wrong 'cookie' babe."


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#82

Posted 06 July 2016 - 08:23 PM

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"This is a con, all I am tasting is wallpaper paste!"


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#83

Posted 07 July 2016 - 02:18 AM


 

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meanwhile on the other side of the wall.. jared awaits his moment

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#84

Posted 07 July 2016 - 08:06 PM

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The point when you realize that the English Lit Degree you've spent four years on just isn't leading to a high paying job.  

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#85

Posted 08 July 2016 - 02:11 AM

"I like to lick lovingly round the outside then thrust my tongue in the middle!"

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#86

Posted 12 July 2016 - 09:27 PM

Hello darlings! The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

 

Results:

First Place: krashr - meanwhile on the other side of the wall.. jared awaits his moment(5 votes)...

Second Place: Voodoo - "The cookies taste like cookies and the condoms taste like snozzberries."(4 votes)...

Third Place: Midnight Hitman - "Hansel & Gretel: XXX"(1 vote)...

Sharing Third Place: GTA_stu - "I like to lick lovingly round the outside then thrust my toungue down the middle!"(1 vote)...

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this pic...

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The contest begins now on 7/12/16, and ends on 7/19/16, good luck!

 

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#87

Posted 12 July 2016 - 09:31 PM

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He decided against streaking with his pants off as his boner was too small to make an impression on this crowd....

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#88

Posted 12 July 2016 - 09:39 PM

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Beauty, the beast and something about American football.


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#89

Posted 13 July 2016 - 12:56 AM

"The mediocre bowl"

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#90

Posted 13 July 2016 - 09:32 AM

"The Loser Bowl."





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