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#31

Posted 01 June 2016 - 07:51 AM Edited by dice, 01 June 2016 - 07:51 AM.

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Lisa got a little too much from her plastic surgery


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#32

Posted 01 June 2016 - 03:49 PM

"So which way are you planning to vote in the referendum?"


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Posted 01 June 2016 - 11:49 PM

"Says on the box you got 3 "working offices"? Busy girl."
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#34

Posted 07 June 2016 - 07:13 PM

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...


Results:

First Place: El Diablo - Otter inspects the latest Connection recruit.(9 votes)...

Second place: Voodoo - Gary inspects the floor model before beginning his test drive.(4 votes)...

Third Place: Skeever - A determined George Costanza notes that this mannequin's mouth has a girth of 3.4 inces - a perfect fit.(3 votes)...

Thank you all for participating and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this pic...
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The contest begins now on 7/7/2016 and will end on 7/14/2016, good luck!
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#35

Posted 07 June 2016 - 07:21 PM

"The new Miley Cyrus range comes in either Caucasian or Native American"

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#36

Posted 07 June 2016 - 08:55 PM

"f*cking while washing my hands has always been my fetish, what can I say?"


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#37

Posted 07 June 2016 - 11:56 PM

"For f*cks sakes, like public bathrooms weren't sticky enough..."
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#38

Posted 07 June 2016 - 11:58 PM

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"Bidet got back."

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#39

Posted 08 June 2016 - 12:12 AM


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" *sigh* This is the only clean piece of ass I'll ever get"

 

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#40

Posted 08 June 2016 - 12:35 AM Edited by Sikee Atric, 08 June 2016 - 12:35 AM.

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"It's a good job the pipe drain comes out of the navel, I don't want wet feet."

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Posted 08 June 2016 - 01:03 AM

"So this is the other end of those pesky shoulder angels.."

 

Spoiler

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Posted 08 June 2016 - 01:22 AM

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"So, what's on the menu today fellas?"

"Pastey and Indigenous."

"I never was a fan of floral print."


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#43

Posted 08 June 2016 - 02:40 AM

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Slowly reeling in horror, Stu confronts the new dystopian reality that is Transgender restroom access.
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Posted 09 June 2016 - 04:52 AM

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"Iverson did talk about practice... gotta start somewhere."


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#45

Posted 09 June 2016 - 05:02 AM

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jonno wonders if his friends will believe his threesome story

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#46

Posted 15 June 2016 - 02:06 AM Edited by Voodoo, 15 June 2016 - 12:55 PM.

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...
 

Results:

First Place: El Diablo - Slowly reeling in horror, Stu confronts the new dystopian reality that is Transgender restroom access.(4 votes...)

Sharing First Place: Voodoo - "Bidet got back."(4 votes...)

Second place: GTA_stu: - "The new Miley Cyrus range comes in either caucasian or Native American."(2 votes...)

Sharing Second Place: krashr - jonno wonders if his friends will believe his threesome story.(2 votes...)

Third Place: Midnight Hitman - "For f*cks sakes, like public bathrooms weren't sticky enough..."(1 vote...)

Sharing Third Place: UshaB - "*sigh* This is the only clean piece of ass I'll ever get."(1 vote...)

Sharing Third Place: Sikee Atrick: It's a good job the pipe drain comes out of the navel, I don't want wet feet."(1 vote...)

Sharing Third Place: GTA3Rockstar: "So this is the other end of those pesky shoulder angels.."(1 vote..)

 

Thank you all for participating and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this pic...
 
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edit: sorry about the f*cked up top part, don't know what in the holy motherf*cking f*ck happened...
Contest will begin now on 6/14/16, and will end on 6/21/16...

FTFY :]

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Posted 15 June 2016 - 01:05 PM

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"Mom shows me how to get free swag at the con"

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#48

Posted 15 June 2016 - 01:18 PM

"That day Little Jimmy found out he has a clownface fetish"
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#49

Posted 15 June 2016 - 03:17 PM


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"After several unsuccessful attempts, Brandon's mother finally finds a way to get her vegan son interested in milk again.
This came with the unforeseen consequence of Brandon's penis swirling a rainbow into the mountain, enthralling it
into his feathers as he opened up his legs and burst pure warmth onto his mother's face above."


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Posted 15 June 2016 - 03:18 PM


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Pornhub reveals it's new treatment technique for Coulrophobia.

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#51

Posted 15 June 2016 - 11:18 PM

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little Billy suddenly remembers how much he used to enjoy breastfeeding.


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#52

Posted 15 June 2016 - 11:28 PM

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How Rick Perry sees homosexuals with kids.


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#53

Posted 16 June 2016 - 12:13 AM

Young kid smirks at Marilyn Manson's attempt to remain relevant
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#54

Posted 16 June 2016 - 12:46 AM

mild mannered male mesmerised by marylin mansons mammaries

 

 

 

 

 

sorry john smith but yours was great i had to use the same theme, i regret nothin

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Posted 16 June 2016 - 01:54 AM

"So these are the American Titties my Cousin told me about."

 

:p

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#56

Posted 22 June 2016 - 12:36 AM

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

 

Results:

First Place: Voodoo - "Mom shows me how to get free swag at the con"

Sharing First Place: John Smith - Young kid smirks at Marilyn Manson's attempt to remain relevant

Second Place: OH NO - mild mannered male mesmerised by marilyn mansons mammaries

Third Place: Midnight Hitman - "That day Little Jimmy found out he has a clownface fetish"

 

Thank you all for participating, and congrats to the winners...Now let's caption this pic...

J4Ipzec.jpg

Contest will begin now on 6/21/16 and will end on 6/28/16... 

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#57

Posted 22 June 2016 - 10:31 AM

SprayPaintedCraniums found love, and they happily lived ever after...

 

:D


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Posted 22 June 2016 - 11:54 AM


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"make total destroy isn't sure what worries him the most; the fact that his
wife's bull went off script and took an interest in him, or that his US flag-pattern
underwear is showing for all of his anarchist friends on PornHub to see."

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Posted 22 June 2016 - 01:39 PM

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"I found him stumbling around in front of Bahama Mamas, muttering

something about bowling with his cousin. Can we keep him?"

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#60

Posted 22 June 2016 - 04:53 PM

"Fun fact, black dude is not wearing pants in the full picture."
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