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Achlys
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#1

Posted 25 May 2016 - 04:02 AM Edited by Achlys, A day ago.

Caption The Picture Contest v5

 

 

Scoreboard:

Voovoo - 73

The Deadite- 44

Unkle Sikee Atric - 34

Skeever - 27

make total destroy - 26

DOUGL4S1 - 19

krashr - 16

GTA_stu - 14

El Diablo - 11

dice - 9

Mr. Fartenhate - 6

Mr. -O - 6

Daz - 5

Kirsty - 5

Rafae - 5

V4S - 5

Jolly Swagman - 4

Neon_Dreaming - 4

~Tiger~ - 3

Mister Leone - 3

Adrenalist - 3

OH NO - 3

GTA3Rockstar - 2

Vanzant - 2

ExTerminator - 1

universetwisters - 1

UshaB: 1

Payne - 1

Spaghetti Cat - 1

Hullian111 - 1

Rules

  • Forum rules apply
  • Only one entry per picture. If a user posts two entries then both entries will be disqualified
  • If you wish to change your entry the delete the first post you made and create a new post. Do not edit the original post
  • If a member posts a  a caption but is banned before the 'likes' are counted then that submittion will be disqualified
  • Each picture will be able to be captioned for a seven day period (Sunday to Sunday) before moving onto the next picture
  • No photoshopping or altering of the picture is allowed. If it has been photoshopped or altered then the caption/picture will be disqualified
  • Photos will be PM'd to me and I will decide which photos to use. If you PM me a photo and it is not used, then dont PM the picture to me again as it will be used at a future date
  • No gifs or videos
  • No spam or porn

Voting / Point System

  • The winner will be determined by how many 'likes' a post has
  • You can 'like' as many posts as you wish
  • Points will be awarded to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd posts with the most 'likes'
  • Finishing in 1st will earn you 5 points
  • Finishing in 2nd will earn you 3 points
  • Finishing in 3rd will earn you 1 point
  • If no posts have any 'likes' then I will decide who comes 1st, 2nd and 3rd
  • In the case of a tie for 1st then both captions will get 5 points and the next caption with the highest amount of 'likes' will get 1 point. Same will happen if a tie for 2nd and 3rd etc.

How to Play

  • To play. Quote the picture or copy and paste the image location and write your caption underneath the picture

 
First pic used, ignore...

Spoiler

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#2

Posted 25 May 2016 - 06:49 AM

Dont fear, the mods are here!
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#3

Posted 25 May 2016 - 07:54 AM

Hollywood unveils its' latest crazy duo for 'Yet Another Unlikely Crimefighting Cop Duo Friends 27!'

OT :. I can play this one, since my comp is all images from GTA! Yay!

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#4

Posted 25 May 2016 - 08:06 AM Edited by Arachne, 25 May 2016 - 08:08 AM.

"We are those badass niggas your mom told you about"
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#5

Posted 25 May 2016 - 10:19 AM

"MTD hanging out with his wife's son's father"

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#6

Posted 25 May 2016 - 11:04 AM

"The mother and sister doers A Team"
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Posted 25 May 2016 - 11:26 AM

"My mother's my sister"

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#8

Posted 25 May 2016 - 02:20 PM

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"Chilly Vanilli, the original Milli Vanilli cover band rocks the 2016

Memorial Day bingo festival at Restful Acres retirement community."

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make total destroy
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    love or a garbage disposal unit

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#9

Posted 25 May 2016 - 03:13 PM

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In 2022, after overcoming his deep-seated sexual insecurity, Stu learns to embrace his cuckold fetish that he had for years projected onto other people, and finally invites a black man over to have sex with his girlfriend while he watches. Things would later become heated, however, after Stu's swastika tattoo was revealed.

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#10

Posted 25 May 2016 - 03:21 PM Edited by Midnight Hitman, 25 May 2016 - 03:26 PM.

"When guys play too much GTA San Andreas."
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#11

Posted 25 May 2016 - 03:53 PM

"He's growing up fast for a fourteen year old refugee"
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#12

Posted 25 May 2016 - 04:51 PM

"Mommy, is that you inside that man?"
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#13

Posted 25 May 2016 - 04:53 PM


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"Not even noticing that his dealer had arrived, Stu stares in amazement
at the TV as he sees Prime Minister Farage driving the remaining Syrian
refugees out of the country by horseback, before pleasuring himself to his
favorite New Jersey cuckold porno and calling it a night."

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#14

Posted 25 May 2016 - 05:06 PM

Honey..... Your home proctologist is here..... again.

Why do you always look so happy to see him?

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#15

Posted 25 May 2016 - 05:37 PM

Wesley Snipes has really gone downhill. 

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#16

Posted 26 May 2016 - 10:01 PM

It's gonna hurt.

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#17

Posted 26 May 2016 - 10:08 PM Edited by SprayPaintedCraniums, 26 May 2016 - 10:09 PM.

It's gonna hurt.

You sly little devil :lol:, I'd like your post if I weren't the leader...Sorry if I'm wrong...

Carry on with the captions...

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#18

Posted 27 May 2016 - 12:52 AM

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                                                                                                           surprising results after penis measuring contest

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#19

Posted 30 May 2016 - 12:22 AM

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Eric: so my African American brother, what now?
 

Mark: what now? lemme tell you what now, my Caucasian cracker. I'mma call me a couple of hard pipe-hittin' NEONS, and they're gonna' go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. you hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'mma go medieval on yo ass.

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#20

Posted 30 May 2016 - 12:31 AM

Unsurprisingly, Daft Punk's unmasked press conference turned heads.


Achlys
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#21

Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:43 PM Edited by SprayPaintedCraniums, 31 May 2016 - 05:18 PM.

The seven days are up, so it's time to count the votes...

Results:

First Place: dice - Don't fear the, the mods are here!(7 votes)...

Second place: make total destroy - In 2022, after overcoming his deep-seated sexual insecurity, Stu learns to embrace his cuckold fetish that he had for years projected onto other people, and finally invites a black man over to have sex with his girlfriend while he watches. things got heated, however, after Stu's swastika tattoo was revealed.(6 votes)...

Third Place: GTA_stu - MTD hanging out with his wife's son's daughter.(5 votes)...

Thank you all for participating and congrats to the winners, now let's caption this pic...
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The contest begins now on 5/31/2016 and will end on 6/7/2016, good luck! Oh, and please copy and paste the image's link between the img brackets this time, thanks!  :^:
 
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#22

Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:58 PM

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 "Gary inspects the floor model before beginning his test drive."

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#23

Posted 31 May 2016 - 05:08 PM

Dr. John Litgow explaining the dangers of abusing plastic surgery.
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#24

Posted 31 May 2016 - 05:36 PM


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 "A determined George Costanza notes that this mannequin's
mouth has a girth of 3.4 inches - a perfect fit."

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#25

Posted 31 May 2016 - 05:45 PM

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Otter inspects the latest Connection recruit.

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#26

Posted 31 May 2016 - 06:12 PM

She says I can't find a date?  I'll show you mother.


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Posted 31 May 2016 - 06:16 PM

I wonder if it will fit..

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#28

Posted 31 May 2016 - 11:44 PM Edited by Sikee Atric, 31 May 2016 - 11:44 PM.

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Donald, your running mate is ready to help wow woman voters!


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#29

Posted 01 June 2016 - 12:38 AM


 

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up next on the lifestyle channel, "geriatrics who love plastics"- cecil and bianca discuss the importance of chin hygiene

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#30

Posted 01 June 2016 - 03:08 AM

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"Meet the world's first excecutive assistant blowup doll for the busy bussiness man in you. Suitcasized for your convenience, perfect for meetings, conferences and festivities.

Memo, Tap and Go!
"


Chin sold separately. Batteries included may be slightly used.




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