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Posted 20 October 2017 - 07:58 AM

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 12:17 PM

Actually, sad truth is Alligators can't talk.

Giraffes can, but we're talking Gator here, so no talkin' Gators around.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 01:13 PM

Those images on packs of cigarettes of people with holes in their necks and blackened hearts should come with warnings in itself. It may be effective in getting people to quit, but Christ, I've seen more softcore imagery on Bestgore.com.

A friend of mine was holding a box with that pic and still smoking, in front of the college building, obviously it doesn't work in my region :/
Not gonna lie, sometimes when I go to spark up a fag and see the image of a bruised neck hole on the front of the fag packet, I get that urge to put the fag back in its box. I just read my last sentence from a non-Brit point of view.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 01:15 PM

I had a friend whose hand was bitten off by a alligator, he had a wooden replacement, he took that gators eye out though in revenge. His name was Chubbs, he was a great guy, taught me how to play golf, looked a lot like Carl Weathers, it was uncanny.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 01:31 PM

Did your friend employ expendable assets too?

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 01:38 PM

It's all in the hips... all in the hips...

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 01:46 PM

Just tap it in, just tap it in.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 03:16 PM

sh*t, I remember this guy from the forums I used to talk to through Skype back in 2014. He was suicidal, and when I checked the last time he was active on the forums it said May, 2014. He never sent me any messages on Skype after that month. Really wondering whether he's alive right now or not... 

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 03:43 PM

Actually, sad truth is Alligators can't talk.

Giraffes can, but we're talking Gator here, so no talkin' Gators around.

If you're high enough everything can talk

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 03:56 PM

 

Actually, sad truth is Alligators can't talk.

Giraffes can, but we're talking Gator here, so no talkin' Gators around.

If you're high enough everything can talk

 

Or is it just the weed talking?

 

Trying to think of some fun horror movies for this weekend... Event Horizon springs to mind.


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Posted 20 October 2017 - 05:16 PM

I never laugh harder in my laugh when we had this british kid in our school call smokes fags.  "Can I bum a fag off you?"

 

That was the first time I heard the reference, even now I am still chuckling like a little kid as I type this. 

 

"Did you pass a fluff?" tell us North Americans what that means.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:02 PM

I never laugh harder in my laugh when we had this british kid in our school call smokes fags.  "Can I bum a fag off you?"
 
That was the first time I heard the reference, even now I am still chuckling like a little kid as I type this. 
 
"Did you pass a fluff?" tell us North Americans what that means.

I still remember back in high school when a bunch of American students were visiting our school for... I can't even remember why they were visiting... but We'd ask them if they had a spare fag. Now this was way before the internet was as ordinary a use as it is today, you understand, and the expressions on their faces when presented with such a question still lights up my f*cking face to this very day.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:06 PM

I remember when you told us that story a long time ago...
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:09 PM

I told that story a long time ago? Gee, I'm glad you're there to keep track of my posts, mate.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:16 PM

They were over there to be all cultured and crap but you guys have such weird terms it threw them off. I don't even want to know what a bloody wanker means.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:20 PM

I don't even want to know what a bloody wanker means.


Search an image of Tony Blair, and you've got your answer.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:24 PM

There's a football manager called Brian Kerr. The joke goes if he ever had a son he should call him Juan. Juan Kerr, just rolls off the tongue.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 09:39 PM

Actually, sad truth is Alligators can't talk.



I never laugh harder in my laugh when we had this british kid in our school call smokes fags."

Around here we call British kids fags. I kid I kid

bloody wanker

Sounds terrifying. Like cross your legs tight terrifying.
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Posted 20 October 2017 - 10:41 PM

 

I don't even want to know what a bloody wanker means.


Search an image of Tony Blair, and you've got your answer.

 

That was a good one


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 02:32 PM

Protip: Don't f*ck around with MP3s unless you know what you're doing.

 

I learned that the hard way just now.


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 03:00 PM

I prefer listening to music on my phone. It used to be on an iPod, but I soon realized that having music blasting in my ears prevented me from hearing my phone when it rings, lol.
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Posted 21 October 2017 - 07:22 PM

Aaaaand Libya got hit by yet ANOTHER FKING HURRICANE


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 07:42 PM Edited by fashion, 21 October 2017 - 07:58 PM.

I finally moved out to Mars so that earth storms can't touch me.

I met nibiru on the way, it's full of aliens that will bring the apocalypse soon

Lol I was still subscribing rebecca black

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Posted 21 October 2017 - 08:43 PM

I prefer listening to music on my phone. It used to be on an iPod, but I soon realized that having music blasting in my ears prevented me from hearing my phone when it rings, lol.

I was perfectly content with my iPod Touch, then my employer at the time pressured me into getting a phone. My first phone was the Samsung Galaxy S4 in 2014 or so lol


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 08:47 PM

They were over there to be all cultured and crap but you guys have such weird terms it threw them off. I don't even want to know what a bloody wanker means.

I wonder why so many people seem to assosciate the UK with high culture? 

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Posted 21 October 2017 - 08:56 PM

I was still subscribing rebecca black

The producer of that Friday video is a creepoid

 


 

They were over there to be all cultured and crap but you guys have such weird terms it threw them off. I don't even want to know what a bloody wanker means.

I wonder why so many people seem to assosciate the UK with high culture? 

 

Because the U.S Media makes it seem as so according to the U.S Media everybody in the UK are prim and proper speak perfect uppity English and have high tea everyday with the queen


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Posted 21 October 2017 - 11:43 PM Edited by DOUGL4S1, 21 October 2017 - 11:44 PM.

Just survived the attack from a giant flying f*ckssauric cockroach. Those sh*ts have spikes on their legs, and they sting like hell when trying to take that f*cking cold piece of armor and diseases with wings off your face.

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Posted 22 October 2017 - 12:15 AM Edited by Ai家Cob家, 22 October 2017 - 12:14 AM.

 

I prefer listening to music on my phone. It used to be on an iPod, but I soon realized that having music blasting in my ears prevented me from hearing my phone when it rings, lol.

I was perfectly content with my iPod Touch, then my employer at the time pressured me into getting a phone. My first phone was the Samsung Galaxy S4 in 2014 or so lol

 

I remember my first iPod Touch i regretted it right away though.

 

Before that i had been using regular MP3 player with Rhapsody Music and when i bought the device i asked the guy at Best Buy if it was comparable with Rhapsody and he told me it was, (If you don't know what Rhapsody was it's kind of like Spotify except for streaming it downloaded the songs to your device for $9 a month) but in fact it wasn't comparable and this was before Rhapsody had their own app for streaming music.

 

I ended up taking it back and buying a SanDisk MP3 player for $50 and was happy as a clam


Just survived the attack from a giant flying f*ckssauric cockroach. Those sh*ts have spikes on their legs, and they sting like hell when trying to take that f*cking cold piece of armor and diseases with wings off your face.

How did it get close enough to crawl onto your face without you knowing it?


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Posted 22 October 2017 - 12:27 AM Edited by GTA_The_Series, 22 October 2017 - 12:29 AM.

Just survived the attack from a giant flying f*ckssauric cockroach. Those sh*ts have spikes on their legs, and they sting like hell when trying to take that f*cking cold piece of armor and diseases with wings off your face.

Burn the f*cker next time. Last time a flying sh*t of a roach came to my face i didn't hesitate to grab the near by spray can and scorched the f*cker to death with my lighter i had in my shirt pocket. It's enough when you have big ass ones crawling in your room we don't need flying ones. Eshhh....f*ck that man :wtf:

One hell of a party that day :p

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Posted 22 October 2017 - 01:21 AM

I think i'm having a reaction to one of these new meds 45 minutes after i take it i start itching like crazy and it lasts for about an hour then goes away





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