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#12841

Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:46 PM Edited by AlienTwo, 17 July 2017 - 09:46 PM.

Read the post directly above yours.

Reading takes effort and sh*t.

 

EDIT:  Achlys, that sig man... you should change it.  

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#12842

Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:54 PM

 

Read the post directly above yours.

Reading takes effort and sh*t.

 

EDIT:  Achlys, that sig man... you should change it.  

 

 

Yeah, it's not violent enough....

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#12843

Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:56 PM

At least it's better than the Jeffrey Dahmer sh*t.

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#12844

Posted 17 July 2017 - 09:59 PM

I mean, it's better than a gif of puppy kicking, but that doesn't make it good.  


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Posted 17 July 2017 - 10:46 PM

I was bored so I made this

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#12846

Posted 17 July 2017 - 11:36 PM

Is it just me or is GTAF is loading really slow?

 

Voodoo's corruptness has taken over the internet. 

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#12847

Posted 17 July 2017 - 11:40 PM

I was bored so I made this

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Sh*t, looks like it's worth a read. When is this paper out? I'll pay good money for it :p

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#12848

Posted 17 July 2017 - 11:40 PM Edited by ShadowPerson, 17 July 2017 - 11:40 PM.

 

Is it just me or is GTAF is loading really slow?

 

Voodoo's corruptness has taken over the internet. 

 

So a bloddy forum coup d'état is coming?

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#12849

Posted 17 July 2017 - 11:57 PM

I'm trying to play TF2 and I kill a hoard of friendly hoovies with a lucky crocket and I get votekicked from the game.

Wow shame on me for playing the game amirite


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#12850

Posted 18 July 2017 - 12:05 AM

People online suck.


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#12851

Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:14 AM

My internet sux, but GTAF loads fine tbh.


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 07:27 AM

My dog decided to sh*t in my flat because she has diarrhoea. Just as I was getting my shoes on to take her out. At 7 in the morning before I go to work at 9. My flat stinks. I had to kitchen roll, bleach wipe then mop. Now 'bout to go to work to mop and clean :(

f*ck my life.

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#12853

Posted 18 July 2017 - 08:47 AM Edited by fashion, 18 July 2017 - 08:47 AM.

My dog decided to sh*t in my flat because she has diarrhoea. Just as I was getting my shoes on to take her out. At 7 in the morning before I go to work at 9. My flat stinks. I had to kitchen roll, bleach wipe then mop. Now 'bout to go to work to mop and clean :(

f*ck my life.

My dog shat the whole house once. sh*t was everywhere. He sh*t down the stairs, sh*t the kitchen, sh*t the living room and even sh*t on my bed and when I came back home he was rolling around in the sh*t on the bed. It didn't take long to get rid of him afterwards.

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#12854

Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:27 AM

You can't tow a bus in GTA V.

Which means I can't take them down to the breaker's yard realistically.

Literally unplayable.
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#12855

Posted 18 July 2017 - 10:53 AM

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Rockstar strikes again. 

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 11:27 AM

Wait 'till he discovers you can't use blinkers, which means you can't roleplay as a pedestrian obeying traffic laws as you'll always fail to signal.

 

1/10 Unplayable.

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#12857

Posted 18 July 2017 - 12:03 PM

My dog shat the whole house once. sh*t was everywhere. He sh*t down the stairs, sh*t the kitchen, sh*t the living room and even sh*t on my bed and when I came back home he was rolling around in the sh*t on the bed. It didn't take long to get rid of him afterwards.

You silly bill, you gotta take a sh*t on the dog's belongings to assert your dominance, not giving him away.

Is like you never owned a pet for f*cks sakes.
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#12858

Posted 18 July 2017 - 12:52 PM

I was gonna suggest he stops serving that vindaloo flavour Pedigree Chum to his pooch, but yeah, you're right about dominance Deadite....

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#12859

Posted 18 July 2017 - 01:55 PM

Wait 'till he discovers you can't use blinkers, which means you can't roleplay as a pedestrian obeying traffic laws as you'll always fail to signal.

 

1/10 Unplayable.

Can confirm, disappointed with that, too.

 

If only I didn't screw up my PC serials with failed modding and a slow internet connection...


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#12860

Posted 18 July 2017 - 02:10 PM Edited by fashion, 18 July 2017 - 02:11 PM.

My dog shat the whole house once. sh*t was everywhere. He sh*t down the stairs, sh*t the kitchen, sh*t the living room and even sh*t on my bed and when I came back home he was rolling around in the sh*t on the bed. It didn't take long to get rid of him afterwards.

You silly bill, you gotta take a sh*t on the dog's belongings to assert your dominance, not giving him away.

Is like you never owned a pet for f*cks sakes.
I expected this. You gotta know, we had this dog only for three months. He was pretty much a hopeless case.
He didn't even think about smelling the grass when I was taking him on a walk. He happily walked on the street and didn't give a crap that I was freezing my ass off in mid winter on a 45 minute evening walk.
We honestly tried. He was a grown up dog so there's not much you can teach anymore.
You couldn't leave him for two hours alone without expecting everything being full of sh*t when you come back.

I blame the owners who raised him. No wonder they wanted to sell him but it was their f*ckup. It was really a weird creature and had some other quirks other than sh*tting. It was not our first dog either, one died of old age and the other we had to give away because of moving out.

In the end, I had enough of cleaning up sh*t of this ungrateful bastard. Decided to not get any animals since then, for now at least. Thanks for your suggestion, I'll keep it in mind to sh*t on my next dog's bed whenever he sh*ts on mine.

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#12861

Posted 18 July 2017 - 02:17 PM

That's a damn shame. Owning a dog is supposed to be fun, but if it turns into too much of a hassle there's not much you can do, especially if it's an older/badly raised dog. 


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:13 PM

And that's why cats are better than dogs

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:04 PM

My dog decided to sh*t in my flat because she has diarrhoea. Just as I was getting my shoes on to take her out. At 7 in the morning before I go to work at 9. My flat stinks. I had to kitchen roll, bleach wipe then mop. Now 'bout to go to work to mop and clean :(

f*ck my life.

my 100lbs male pit bull got super sick and peed out of his butt  all over our first floor. it was so bad i had to cut out the carpet.


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:13 PM

LOL I don't like Darth, but he got screwed "I am Junk" was number 12748, Darth was 12648. I guess we should blame the Russians for rigging the vote.

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:19 PM

LOL I don't like Darth, but he got screwed "I am Junk" was number 12748, Darth was 12648. I guess we should blame the Russians for rigging the vote.

There are hidden posts that only staff can see, the number they chose included the hidden posts.  

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#12866

Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:22 PM

I'm signed up to multiple forums, and partake in a few chat threads on them, but this one is alien to me. Anyone explain it to me pls so I don't look like a tit?

Says the person who has already partaken in this twice already, and has the medals to show for them.

 

I'd say you look like a tit.

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:45 PM

And that's why cats are better than dogs

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#12868

Posted 18 July 2017 - 05:35 PM

 

And that's why cats are better than dogs

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That should be reversed


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#12869

Posted 18 July 2017 - 05:58 PM

Me thinks you've never met a cat.

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#12870

Posted 18 July 2017 - 06:01 PM

 

I'm signed up to multiple forums, and partake in a few chat threads on them, but this one is alien to me. Anyone explain it to me pls so I don't look like a tit?

Says the person who has already partaken in this twice already, and has the medals to show for them.

 

I'd say you look like a tit.

 

Touché.





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