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#12931

Posted 16 hours ago

Dude, you have *got* to understand the complete difference between "how old do you think you might live?" and like.. you know, real stats for life expectancy.

 

Like... how many times do dudes go out to the bars to "get chicks" with a high degree of confidence vs the times they actually come home having been laid?  The MRA thread could probably give you some good "facts" on that one.

 

 I am aware of what you saying, as i mentioned in my first post: 40 or whatever, is a pretty normal ago to live on.
That means, i had nothing to do with original life expectancy, but with what's actually i see around my self.
I saw many guys dead in age of 30-40, that's why i said it's pretty normal.
Not quite sure if you get what i'm saying since i have a flawful English.
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Posted 15 hours ago Edited by fashion, 15 hours ago.

Who knows? You might never drink a cola and smoke a cigarette and still die of a sickness in your early 30's. Death can't be predicted, unless you already have a sickness. I don't think about it.

An old buddy of mine, known him since we were 15 or so has a sick liver and the doc already told him he probably won't live any longer than 40 years.
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#12933

Posted 15 hours ago

Death can't be predicted

Lt. Saru disagrees.

 

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#12934

Posted 14 hours ago Edited by Alvarez, 14 hours ago.

I for one sense my ban for piracy.
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#12935

Posted 14 hours ago

I remember on a forum I used to frequent an admin was talking about a serial rereg who kept making account after account only to get banned immediately, apparently the rereg thought the admin was banning each account as they were being created and the rereg was getting a kick out of wasting the admins time.

Turns out the admin had a script which recognised the guys ip so he was automatically banned with no effort from the admin, this went on for a couple of hours.
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#12936

Posted 13 hours ago

I saw many guys dead in age of 30-40, that's why i said it's pretty normal.

This really depends on what you mean by "normal", if we're talking about averages over the entire population then it's not normal, if we're talking flat number of people who die at that age then you could also say it's normal to die at 95 :p

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#12937

Posted 13 hours ago

I remember on a forum I used to frequent an admin was talking about a serial rereg who kept making account after account only to get banned immediately, apparently the rereg thought the admin was banning each account as they were being created and the rereg was getting a kick out of wasting the admins time.

Turns out the admin had a script which recognised the guys ip so he was automatically banned with no effort from the admin, this went on for a couple of hours.

 

More then likely the Admin Panel had a section to ban IP addresses.

 

A site i do admin work for we have several ways to block people one of them being an IP blocker, we just put in the user IP and everytime they try and make a new account it gets blocked each time.

 

Although IP Bans/Blocks are rather pointless as it's simple to change your IP address as some including mine changes daily if not every few hours sometimes or using a VPN.

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#12938

Posted 12 hours ago

Why do people need to be so desperate about bothering a website all the time anyways? If you got banned, it's your fault for being a dick so just learn your lesson and try being civil somewhere else. If you do it for trolling, seriously reconsider what you're actually doing with your life. The internet can be a really retarded place.

Might not have anyting to do with this issue, just a random rant.
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#12939

Posted 12 hours ago

Why do people need to be so desperate about bothering a website all the time anyways? If you got banned, it's your fault for being a dick so just learn your lesson and try being civil somewhere else. If you do it for trolling, seriously reconsider what you're actually doing with your life. The internet can be a really retarded place.

Might not have anyting to do with this issue, just a random rant.

In my experience it's people who are mad that they got banned so they're trying to get back on the site to cause problems and lie to other users and tell them that they got banned for no reason pretty much the same sh*t that we see in the Forum Support section all the time.

 

"I got banned for no reason"

"I just want to talk to the admin to find out why i got banned"

"I know i got banned but i promise i'll be good please give me a second chance"

 

Those kind of things, We have had a few issues with Staff banning someone for simply stupid reason and we over turned the bans but it was very rarely that we did so most of the time them making new accounts is nothing more then to try and get back on the site to cause trouble the way our system is setup is.

 

if someone who has been banned in the past tries to re-register it will alert us and they're account has to be manually apporved unlike other accounts that are auto-approved and you need to confirm your e-mail.

 

With out setup once we're alert of the account we'll review the account and a lot of times it's from a PBM in which quite a bit of time has passed since they're ban and they haven't caused any problems since their ban (Creating New Accounts, Badmouthing the site ect) then we will approve the account but keep their account flagged and will watch what they post ect and give them a stern warning that any infraction will result in a new premaban with no more chances of coming back.

 

AFAIK out of the many returning PBM we've only had to ban 4 or 5 which i think is pretty good considering

 

We won't consider any PBM who try and come back unless a certain amount of time has passed with no issues from them in that period but there are some PBM who will never be allowed back regardless of how much time has passed and those are the accounts that we flag for banning as soon as they try and register


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#12940

Posted 12 hours ago

Why do people need to be so desperate about bothering a website all the time anyways? If you got banned, it's your fault for being a dick so just learn your lesson and try being civil somewhere else. If you do it for trolling, seriously reconsider what you're actually doing with your life. The internet can be a really retarded place.

Might not have anyting to do with this issue, just a random rant.

If the Internet has taught me one thing, it's that it's an excellent way to waste time. 


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#12941

Posted 12 hours ago

Does anyone know how to make a grid for GTA 3 with these images?

 

Something more OFFICIAL? Like GTA V ?

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#12942

Posted 11 hours ago

That's why i said "normal".

Let's just skip it. : )


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#12943

Posted 11 hours ago

That's why i said "normal".

Let's just skip it. : )

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Nothing is normal... 

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#12944

Posted 10 hours ago

The main singer from Linkin Park has died! Apparently from suicide :( Damn that f*cking sucks. I always liked their music back in my high school days. RIP Chester Bennington :dontgetit: Dude was only 41. Still had many more years to come....

That really f*cked me up when I heard about it this morning. Can't really think much of anything else today.... stupid, eh? It's very sad, especially for his wife and kids. I liked him and his/their music (not a "fan" though).
 

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#12945

Posted 10 hours ago Edited by Ai家Cob家, 9 hours ago.

So it's Friday night which means all the rude and inconsiderate people are going to be flocking to the bar around the street from my house.

 

Which means they'll be parking anywhere they want so lets play a game....

 

How many cars do you think will decide that it's okay to park on my property blocking my driverway, front entrance to the house and in my yard and for an extra 5 points what time do you think the first car will pull up?

 

Winner gets a free doughnut and a high five plus pictures of the winning vehicles....

 

Last weekend Friday & Saturday nobody parked in my yard but on Sunday i had four cars, Two in my yard, One in front of my house and one actually blocking mine and a neighbors driveway.

 

Called the Police they came out but weren't going to do anything just going to ask the drivers to move dispite there being a r-53ra5-2.gif on both sides of the street and visible from where they parked, I had to threaten the Officer with calling his Chief and actually citing the Ohio Revised Code/Traffic Laws to him in order to get him to write a ticket seeing as they were in violation of noe just ONE but FIVE infractions

 

1. Blocking My Driveway

2. Within 10 feet of a firehydrant

3. Within 30 feet of a stop sign

4. In Firelane

5. Within a foot of another vehicle (My car was parked in the driveway and they were just inches from my back bumper)

 

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He called for a Tow and the car blocking my driveway was towed first but while we were waiting for the Tow Truck driver to come back the other two must've heard that cars were being towed as they came running up the street saying they were moving but the Officer gave them both tickets.

 

Towed driver got a $150 ticket plus a Trespassing criminal ticket and trespassed from property plus $300 fee to get his car from impound.

 

Driver #2 & #3 each got a $150 ticket and criminal trespass tickets and trespassed from property so if any of them are caught parking here again they will be arrested

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#12946

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by Alvarez, 9 hours ago.

 

The main singer from Linkin Park has died! Apparently from suicide :( Damn that f*cking sucks. I always liked their music back in my high school days. RIP Chester Bennington :dontgetit: Dude was only 41. Still had many more years to come....

That really f*cked me up when I heard about it this morning. Can't really think much of anything else today.... stupid, eh? It's very sad, especially for his wife and kids. I liked him and his/their music (not a "fan" though).
 

 

Damnit Chester.
I liked the Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but at some time i stopped listening, as the lyrics stroke a depressive chord and i was down at that time, so i started listening to JBO.

Coming to this, had Linkin Park ever wrote a song with not-depressing or angry lyrics?

 

I tried so hard and got so far

But in the end, it doesn't really matter...

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#12947

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by GTA_The_Series, 9 hours ago.

 

The main singer from Linkin Park has died! Apparently from suicide :( Damn that f*cking sucks. I always liked their music back in my high school days. RIP Chester Bennington :dontgetit: Dude was only 41. Still had many more years to come....

That really f*cked me up when I heard about it this morning. Can't really think much of anything else today.... stupid, eh? It's very sad, especially for his wife and kids. I liked him and his/their music (not a "fan" though).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dmQ3QWpy1Q 
 
Damnit Chester.
I liked the Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but at some time i stopped listening, as the lyrics stroke a depressive chord and i was down at that time, so i started listening to JBO.
Coming to this, had Linkin Park ever wrote a song with not-depressing lyrics?
Linkin Park was a grate band. Listen to their old stuff on youtube. My favorite old school track from them is Brake. LP didn't have that much depressing lyrics in their songs back in their early years . It's their new stuff that had some depressing feels to it. Though i don't think their going to release anything now due to his death :(

Homeboy is up chilling with Tupac, Bigge, Elvis, John Lennon etc...To many legends to name. RIP Chester.
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#12948

Posted 9 hours ago Edited by Ai家Cob家, 9 hours ago.

For some reason even though i knew the differences i kept thinking Linkin Park was Limp Bizkit and then Rollin' kept playing in my head.

 

 

 

They say these kind of death come in 3's like with.... Prince, George Michael & David Bowie


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#12949

Posted 9 hours ago

Dude... how dare you.  

 

HOW F*CKING DARE YOU


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#12950

Posted 8 hours ago

 

 

The main singer from Linkin Park has died! Apparently from suicide :( Damn that f*cking sucks. I always liked their music back in my high school days. RIP Chester Bennington :dontgetit: Dude was only 41. Still had many more years to come....

That really f*cked me up when I heard about it this morning. Can't really think much of anything else today.... stupid, eh? It's very sad, especially for his wife and kids. I liked him and his/their music (not a "fan" though).
 

 

Damnit Chester.
I liked the Hybrid Theory and Meteora, but at some time i stopped listening, as the lyrics stroke a depressive chord and i was down at that time, so i started listening to JBO.

Coming to this, had Linkin Park ever wrote a song with not-depressing or angry lyrics?

 

I tried so hard and got so far

But in the end, it doesn't really matter...

 

I feel you. It's the same (maybe even worse?) with Korn and Jonathan, speaking about angry and depressing music, but they were more "crazy" than LP both musically and lyrically (which I liked; more fun :p), especially in their debut album and 'Life is Peachy'. Yeah, at some point I was annoyed by all that whiny, self-pity stuff, too - it became ludicrous to me.
RIP Chester :(

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#12951

Posted 8 hours ago

Going to a gay lads wedding tomorrow so I'm hoping at least 2 or 3 gay men think to themselves Oh ain't that hetero lad in the grey suit quite a beguiling looker. 

 

 


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#12952

Posted 8 hours ago Edited by Ai家Cob家, 8 hours ago.

Dude... how dare you.  

 

HOW F*CKING DARE YOU

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Posted 8 hours ago

I know i know i know.....

 

Welcome to your new special place at the forums

 

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Posted 8 hours ago Edited by Ai家Cob家, 8 hours ago.

I'm already doing the walk of shame, Do i really need to be put into a box too?

 

What if i have to pee? At least if i'm walking i can just find a tree to whip it out and pee on


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#12955

Posted 6 hours ago

@Khephera
I think he delved too much in his depression. This circle had to be broken down. Well.
KORN is nice choice, I turn "Twisted Transistor" often on when I need a laugh.
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Posted 6 hours ago

I'm already doing the walk of shame, Do i really need to be put into a box too?

 

What if i have to pee? At least if i'm walking i can just find a tree to whip it out and pee on

 

The box comes with the exclusive feature "the pee corner" you can wet it as much as you can.

 

 

Back to off-topic, time to get drunk!


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#12957

Posted 5 hours ago

Well tbh there really is no "back on topic" in this thread as it's called Random Bullsh*t Chat


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Posted 5 hours ago

Neither one beats Voovoo's shame cube.

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For some reason even though i knew the differences i kept thinking Linkin Park was Limp Bizkit and then Rollin' kept playing in my head.

 

 

 

They say these kind of death come in 3's like with.... Prince, George Michael & David Bowie

O' almighty God, I remember listening to Limp Biscuit years ago and I remember how I use to enjoy it in my bones. But I don't like it anymore. I am old.  Limp Biscuit - My Way was incredible though. Where is Fred Dust anyway? 





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