So it's Friday night which means all the rude and inconsiderate people are going to be flocking to the bar around the street from my house.
Which means they'll be parking anywhere they want so lets play a game....
How many cars do you think will decide that it's okay to park on my property blocking my driverway, front entrance to the house and in my yard and for an extra 5 points what time do you think the first car will pull up?
Winner gets a free doughnut and a high five plus pictures of the winning vehicles....
Last weekend Friday & Saturday nobody parked in my yard but on Sunday i had four cars, Two in my yard, One in front of my house and one actually blocking mine and a neighbors driveway.
Called the Police they came out but weren't going to do anything just going to ask the drivers to move dispite there being a on both sides of the street and visible from where they parked, I had to threaten the Officer with calling his Chief and actually citing the Ohio Revised Code/Traffic Laws to him in order to get him to write a ticket seeing as they were in violation of noe just ONE but FIVE infractions
1. Blocking My Driveway
2. Within 10 feet of a firehydrant
3. Within 30 feet of a stop sign
4. In Firelane
5. Within a foot of another vehicle (My car was parked in the driveway and they were just inches from my back bumper)
He called for a Tow and the car blocking my driveway was towed first but while we were waiting for the Tow Truck driver to come back the other two must've heard that cars were being towed as they came running up the street saying they were moving but the Officer gave them both tickets.
Towed driver got a $150 ticket plus a Trespassing criminal ticket and trespassed from property plus $300 fee to get his car from impound.
Driver #2 & #3 each got a $150 ticket and criminal trespass tickets and trespassed from property so if any of them are caught parking here again they will be arrested