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#1

Posted 06 May 2016 - 10:56 PM

Random Chat Experiment v1.2.1c

 

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Welcome to the experiment! The fine folks here at GTAF staff headquarters are constantly on the lookout for new ideas and innovations. We have always been on the cutting edge of Grand Theft Auto forum technology and strive daily to make improvements which will help us all put our best foot forward on the path toward the future. In this spirit of innovation, we are launching a chat topic experiment today and giving you all an opportunity to participate.
 
Many of you are aware that we will soon be upgrading to a new version of the forum software. Your task, should you choose to be involved, will be to suggest some slogans for the new forum. Examples below:

"Stroking your ego, one post at a time."

"Now 5% more effective"

"New forum, same great taste."

The top entries will receive a special prize to be awarded at the end of the experiment.

 
The second part of the experiment will be a chat thread. We will be monitoring your submissions carefully and evaluating the quality of the content overall. Everyone must adhere to the forum rules with no exceptions. No flaming, bickering, trolling, excessive spam, quote trains or anything else that's not allowed here. If you want a chat thread, show us that you can take care of one.
 
That is all and good luck.

 

Update - Your slogan submissions have been logged and prizes will be awarded to those accepted when the new forum goes live.

 

Update 2 - Obvious spam and rulebreaking will receive warnings and temps.

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#2

Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:08 PM

I've always liked the "Wasting bandwidth since 2001" slogan.
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:12 PM

"Good Times, Awesome Forum."

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:13 PM

"Needs no plucking"

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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:16 PM

"Best time I've had in at least 20 minutes!"
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:24 PM

"Still better than the IGN forums."
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:31 PM

"You belong to us now"

I unno I feel like it doesn't convey the right tone
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Posted 06 May 2016 - 11:57 PM

"Ohhhhh hello!"

 

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Posting here for later.

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#9

Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:01 AM

experiment

innovation

improvement

contest

upgrading

monitoring

dude I'm not falling for this sh/t

 

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:04 AM

"Whip it out."

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:12 AM

same sh*t different design

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 12:35 AM Edited by Midnight Hitman, 27 May 2016 - 07:22 PM.

"The same sh*t with a diferent smell"

EDIT: I'm actually repeting what Blaze said, awesome.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 01:21 AM

Running on eco-friendly hamsters since 2001.

OR

Only forum to run off a tablet.

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 01:49 AM

experiment
innovation
improvement
contest
upgrading
monitoring

dude I'm not falling for this sh/t
 
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Room in there for one more?
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 02:38 AM Edited by AboveAndBeyoncé, 07 May 2016 - 05:31 PM.

"Waste 15% or more of your time on GTAF"
Hmm sounds like a sales slogan but I'll stick with it
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 02:40 AM Edited by trip, 07 May 2016 - 02:41 AM.

I misread the pitch. I didn't know this was going to be the spammy chatty topic. Neat.

Anyway...I was watching my mother's dog this week while she was out of town(not an uncommon event). Today she returned but manged an earlier flight so she hung out in the cafe that is on the corner where I live. Oh...did I mention it's all hipsters? Oh and did I mention my mother is a crazy old hippie lady? 'Cept she is from here so she has that jaded edge and all.

"They're all caricatures of who they want you to think they are" is how she described the hipsters in the hipster packed cafe.


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Forgot to mention.

FRIDAY!!! Enjoy it!

I'm drunk. 'night.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 02:48 AM Edited by Testarossa, 23 April 2017 - 08:51 PM.

"502 Bad Gateway: CloudFare Not Working"
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:11 AM

"Ohhhhh hello!"

"Choose a robe. Not the Bijan."
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:19 AM Edited by Mr.Monk, 07 May 2016 - 04:01 AM.

"Unleash The Stalker Within"

"Burn The FaceBooks"

"The Better Blue"
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:33 AM

"Spamalicious!"

 

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 03:33 AM

"GTAF: Hardcore Edition"

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:01 AM

"Proud home of the gta: online board"
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:02 AM

"Feels or GTFO"
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:04 AM

Serving IGN rejects, the Online section, since 2013


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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:04 AM

People with sh*tty internetworking can f*ck off.
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 04:07 AM

" we don't just game... we talk about it "
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Posted 07 May 2016 - 05:28 AM

Did you guys wish really hard?

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Posted 07 May 2016 - 06:29 AM

Find the blue.

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#29

Posted 07 May 2016 - 06:38 AM Edited by Black Metal, 07 May 2016 - 03:54 PM.

According to me, some people outside forums have a lot of bad reviews about our forums. Most of them are banned people. So putting something more sensible and related to GTA would help rather then going completely wayward. I know on Rockstar games site their are some quotes that are just random ones. I think they can but we shouldn't. Keeping something user friendly that could attract, motivate new users could be helpful afterall.  

 

Quote should be such that it improves Gta Forums search results on google. Something that most people type when they search about GTA.

 

GTA Forums: "Fastest developing GTA community, now got even faster"

 

GTA Forums: "A place where we talk, play and live GTA"

 

GTA Forums: "Free foruming was never this fun"

 

GTA Forums: "Why play alone when you can have friends"

 

GTA Forums: "A platform to showcase extraordinary talent"

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#30

Posted 07 May 2016 - 06:55 AM

GTAFORUMS: You'll Cowards Don't Even sh*tpost
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