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Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:36 AM Edited by Canadian Badass, 11 March 2016 - 01:37 AM.

>be CJ
>circa 1992
>go to the docks Carl you no good gang banging piece of sh*t cocksucker
>ok.mp4
>go to the hood and get three homies
>those shoes make your feet look big
>Go tell daddy bitch
>we get in the car and head to the docks
>evade explosive barrels and gunfire
>get to entrance of garage
>CJ I'll jack you a better ca- BANG
>dead homie
>no
>push forward
>other homie goes down
>its just me and o dogg
>my health is low
>enemy spawns late
>was so close to killing me
>homie saves my life
>i suck his dick
>mission passed, respect plus

So have any of your homies saved you in battles?
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:39 AM

No
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:55 AM

>greentexting on gta forums
>itstimetostop.avi

Yeah, it happens sometimes.
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 03:27 AM

Chip, are you smoking pot?
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 03:31 AM

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?
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Posted 12 March 2016 - 02:58 AM Edited by Zello, 14 March 2016 - 04:16 AM.

Not really but there was this one time I recruited the maximum number of homies and just went running around lol

It was pretty much like this

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 05:03 AM

 

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?

 

 

No, this Chip

 

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 05:06 AM

 

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?
 
 
No, this Chip
 
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Whoa, that's one hot meme. Look, I've got a buddy of mine with a degree in memetics, maybe he can come over here and take a look at it.
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Posted 12 March 2016 - 07:36 AM Edited by AmigaMix, 12 March 2016 - 07:37 AM.

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Them homies are sometimes heroes...

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 09:14 AM

Hell To The No!

 

They are all useless Cannon Fodder. They are The Load at all times, and I get sick of having to Babysit them.

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:18 PM Edited by MetalMilitia89, 12 March 2016 - 11:20 PM.

No

 

They don't do anything for you, so I pretend they don't exist, unless I am FORCED to use them, like in Los Sepulcros and Los Desperados.

 

Gang Wars with Grove Street?  CJ is a one man army.  Those useless idiots are just a liability.

 

I feel like I've seen this Topic before, too.

 

Probably....Cuz I did...


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Posted 13 March 2016 - 09:01 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.

 

I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:41 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Homies 4 Lyfe.
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Posted 13 March 2016 - 07:56 PM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Sometimes I'll give my car to a homie. Dismiss him as he enters the passenger seat and he will take over the drivers seat.

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 12:48 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Real bro sh*t

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 09:47 PM Edited by B Dawg, 14 March 2016 - 09:54 PM.

They're great for drive-bys. Easily shred all enemies that way.

I always try to keep homies alive for as long as possible, or let them kill the enemies with the final bullet.


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Posted 16 March 2016 - 03:33 AM

It's fun to go exploring with them. Its not all about them shooting sh*t up, its cool to just bring them along for the company
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Posted 28 November 2017 - 03:27 AM

I can recall temple drive families saving me during a gang war when temple drive ballas tried to take over temple drive I didn't have no armour half of my health was down because they had shot guns and aks. at this point I was about to flee the scene and come back later but 4 temple drive homies came and shot the last temple drive ballas and we got the hood back and the lil strip they had in temple drive I bullied them ballas off and made them turn into families.

I remember doing a drive by on Rollin height one night and got a star and accidently shot a cop and got two stars and next 3 stars. Helicopters then got added into the situation so we fled I was going the maximum speed hitting cars and I had black smoke around the front of my car we stopped at the muholland intersection for a new car and was surrounded but instead of me getting busted the opened the homies doors and the homies was shooting the police and didn't die I tried to call them in the car but they didn't listen so I drove off and went into hiding

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 06:08 PM

None of my homies never saved me, I use the pizzadox trainer to be invincible.

 

When it comes about the pleasure of killing I never share with anyone. The only thing I enjoy sharing is a hot coffee with my girlfriends.

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Posted 28 November 2017 - 09:30 PM

Sometimes I'll tune up a Savanna and just go cruising with the homies blasting Radio Los Santos, with the occasional drive-by on Ballas territory.

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Posted 10 December 2017 - 09:03 PM

Them spawning endlessly in-game they're all expandable to me.

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Posted 20 December 2017 - 07:46 AM

I bring them sometimes when taking over Ballas territory. They're f*cking useless and that is not an overstatement. I swear these guys don't know how to aim. I don't even think they know how to use a gun.

These f*cks. Always walking around CJ doing that sh*t with the hands. Meanwhile, I'm shooting long range at some Ballas and they're walking in front of me getting shot. Then some Ballas come from behind me, they don't have my back. I end up getting cornered, and then a f*cking ambulance comes over and runs over all of my gang members, so what little damage they're doing is no more. I die.

They're the worst.
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