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#1

Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:36 AM Edited by Canadian Badass, 11 March 2016 - 01:37 AM.

>be CJ
>circa 1992
>go to the docks Carl you no good gang banging piece of sh*t cocksucker
>ok.mp4
>go to the hood and get three homies
>those shoes make your feet look big
>Go tell daddy bitch
>we get in the car and head to the docks
>evade explosive barrels and gunfire
>get to entrance of garage
>CJ I'll jack you a better ca- BANG
>dead homie
>no
>push forward
>other homie goes down
>its just me and o dogg
>my health is low
>enemy spawns late
>was so close to killing me
>homie saves my life
>i suck his dick
>mission passed, respect plus

So have any of your homies saved you in battles?
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:39 AM

No
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 01:55 AM

>greentexting on gta forums
>itstimetostop.avi

Yeah, it happens sometimes.
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 03:27 AM

Chip, are you smoking pot?
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Posted 11 March 2016 - 03:31 AM

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?
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Posted 12 March 2016 - 02:58 AM Edited by Zello, 14 March 2016 - 04:16 AM.

Not really but there was this one time I recruited the maximum number of homies and just went running around lol

It was pretty much like this

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 05:03 AM

 

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?

 

 

No, this Chip

 

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 05:06 AM

 

Chip, are you smoking pot?

Daves friend Chip?
 
 
No, this Chip
 
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Whoa, that's one hot meme. Look, I've got a buddy of mine with a degree in memetics, maybe he can come over here and take a look at it.
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Posted 12 March 2016 - 07:36 AM Edited by AmigaMix, 12 March 2016 - 07:37 AM.

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Them homies are sometimes heroes...

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Posted 12 March 2016 - 09:14 AM

Hell To The No!

 

They are all useless Cannon Fodder. They are The Load at all times, and I get sick of having to Babysit them.

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#11

Posted 12 March 2016 - 11:18 PM Edited by MetalMilitia89, 12 March 2016 - 11:20 PM.

No

 

They don't do anything for you, so I pretend they don't exist, unless I am FORCED to use them, like in Los Sepulcros and Los Desperados.

 

Gang Wars with Grove Street?  CJ is a one man army.  Those useless idiots are just a liability.

 

I feel like I've seen this Topic before, too.

 

Probably....Cuz I did...


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Posted 13 March 2016 - 09:01 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.

 

I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

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Posted 13 March 2016 - 11:41 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Homies 4 Lyfe.
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Posted 13 March 2016 - 07:56 PM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Sometimes I'll give my car to a homie. Dismiss him as he enters the passenger seat and he will take over the drivers seat.

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 12:48 AM

One time, I had recruited a homie, packed him into my Raindance (a black one that looks like the Annihilator), and flew around, exploring every corner I could fit into. Hours were spent all over Mount Chiliad and Bone County, and hours later, I took a stop at the Burger Shot near the gym in SF, and just remembered about that homie that was in the helicopter the whole time.
 
I then flew him back to Grove Street like a bro.

Real bro sh*t

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Posted 14 March 2016 - 09:47 PM Edited by B Dawg, 14 March 2016 - 09:54 PM.

They're great for drive-bys. Easily shred all enemies that way.

I always try to keep homies alive for as long as possible, or let them kill the enemies with the final bullet.


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Posted 16 March 2016 - 03:33 AM

It's fun to go exploring with them. Its not all about them shooting sh*t up, its cool to just bring them along for the company
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Posted 2 weeks ago

I can recall temple drive families saving me during a gang war when temple drive ballas tried to take over temple drive I didn't have no armour half of my health was down because they had shot guns and aks. at this point I was about to flee the scene and come back later but 4 temple drive homies came and shot the last temple drive ballas and we got the hood back and the lil strip they had in temple drive I bullied them ballas off and made them turn into families.

I remember doing a drive by on Rollin height one night and got a star and accidently shot a cop and got two stars and next 3 stars. Helicopters then got added into the situation so we fled I was going the maximum speed hitting cars and I had black smoke around the front of my car we stopped at the muholland intersection for a new car and was surrounded but instead of me getting busted the opened the homies doors and the homies was shooting the police and didn't die I tried to call them in the car but they didn't listen so I drove off and went into hiding

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#19

Posted 2 weeks ago

None of my homies never saved me, I use the pizzadox trainer to be invincible.

 

When it comes about the pleasure of killing I never share with anyone. The only thing I enjoy sharing is a hot coffee with my girlfriends.


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Posted 2 weeks ago

Sometimes I'll tune up a Savanna and just go cruising with the homies blasting Radio Los Santos, with the occasional drive-by on Ballas territory.


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#21

Posted 2 days ago

Them spawning endlessly in-game they're all expandable to me.

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